Why did he kill Aradia, cripple Tavros and blind Terezi? What's his deal?
Why did he kill Aradia, cripple Tavros and blind Terezi? What's his deal?
Evan Robinson
Gavin Flores
Because he is a trancel.
Nolan Ward
Because Vriska will ultimately take all narrative focus, even if their friends' deaths are the result of Karkat being a literal cancer on the face paradox space. She will take all the attention, yes even the negative ones.
Blake Walker
He wanted to penetrate Terezi's nook.
Julian Young
Geez, Ultimate Vriska. You're going crazy with the historical revisions.
Nicholas Morales
Why are you applying Vriska’s actions to the man she has an unrequited hatecrush on
Ethan Miller
But he's not an heir!
Robert Miller
Heirs breed rogues
Knights fuck witches.
Karkat should have gone for that fefrussy
Jose Williams
>Heirs breed rogues
Rails don't PAIL
Caleb King
John still bred Roxy
Joshua Gutierrez
At least Karkat's lusting after Jade's fat butt still
Lincoln Davis
Someone has to, since Dave won’t
Alexander Lewis
so you guys think they'll do a sneak-peek of Dirk's route today or what?
Logan Sanchez
Can't believe Karkat killed Nepeta, I will hate him forever now.
Ian Murphy
Well Dave's a fucking idiot, what else is new
Brayden Wilson
>Karkat killed Nepeta
That's strange. I remember it being rather different.
Ian Fisher
It was just a bit of hateflirting gone too far
Evan Rogers
I don’t think so. They’re spending a bit of extra time on it for reasons
Gabriel Cook
I hate how the ending clearly set up a kind of poly relationship of Dave
Elijah White
>Karkat freely able to express his lust over characters and even in the epilogues was acknowlwedged to flirt back with Jade
>Freed from his toxic relationship with Dave goes on to become a total badass
>Meat Karkat is the ONLY person that seems to give a shit that Jade is possessed
>Dave's always a pussy ass bitch
Hmmm
Aaron Myers
Fair enough. I kind of hope that they actually remember what Dirk was like pre-epilogue, and don't just write him as a one-dimensional caricature. Perhaps that's too optimistic, but apparently the writing on Roxy's route was actually really good, so who knows at this point.
Alexander Collins
Strilondes are all bastards to their romantic partners. Rose cheated on Kanaya with Terezi, Dave is an asshole to Jade, Dirk is Dirk, and Roxy got bluepilled by Calliope
Anthony Hill
Reminder
Grayson Butler
Shh don't say that or Kate will insist that Jade is somehow perfect trans representation and that davejadekat is somehow going to be good poly representation.
James Thompson
>Rails don't PAIL
>Unless they get a behemoth's magical heart that can supress their incredible strength
Ryder Ramirez
It really depends on if there’s a person writing him who gives a shit about him. The best routes are those for a character nobody gives a shit about or a person who isn’t a complete asshole really likes. Like Equius’ route. Nobody on the team gives a shit about Equius as much as they do Vriska or Terezi. So they probably had to do research and actually read into his character.
Adrian Torres
or else...
Luke Robinson
The only reason Dirk hasn't revived John is because he doesn't want to narrate John, Rose and Terezi's three way.
Luis Murphy
I'm surprised Kate would insist Jade is good, after all Jade is nice without ulterior motives, something Kate would have trouble understanding
Noah Perry
Who cares, HS2 isn’t canon anyways. It contradicts the epilogues
Kayden Ortiz
>It really depends on if there’s a person writing him who gives a shit about him.
oh shit i guess we're doomed then.
Easton Bell
And the epilogues contradict Homestuck.
Zachary Davis
>There are people out there who think Nepeta fucking anyone else means she's cucking Equius
Jason Russell
Maybe those reasons are because this voting thing is going down?
Both Roxy and Equius were written by the same person. I don't know who's going to write him (other than of course, HIMSELF) but I'm positive about it. They can't ruin Dirk, because he revels in his own shittiness.
Carson Lee
Nepeta wants to be DPed by Equius and Karkat get over it
Jose Morris
Hey, now, I never once said that. Don't you go putting words in my mouth.
Mason Jones
According to PQ she wants to be DP'd by Jade and Dave now
Carson Hill
People can be friends without wanting to fuck dude
Juan Campbell
I know. I just remember a thread on /aco/ where someone posted Equius walking in on Eridan and Nepeta and another user complained about it being NTR. I don't think they really know what they're talking about.
Carson Sanchez
The current team does so much better when they’re making new shit instead of playing around with old characters. All their best stuff is original stuff. Hiveswap, friendsim, the candy kids, the new planet, all the new stuff is cool. They should stop ruining old shit and just make new shit
Carson Robinson
>implying Kanaya gives a shit about Vriska after watching her make out with Tavros
And Karkat gets revenge by fucking Vriska’s gf who dumped her
Bentley Lopez
not here
Brody Harris
Grayson Cooper
>Implying
Look at the filename. At this rate, Vriska will have cucked Karkat in every aspect.
Luis Baker
why'd they do her so dirty bros
Caleb Cruz
She's a space player. She's not allowed to be happy.
Jeremiah Campbell
Because the writers felt the need to be shocking and subversive rather than tell a fun story.
Eli Howard
You wish, Vriskabug. Continue simping for the character that fucked Gamzee
Jackson White
>Jade is somehow perfect trans representation
Who ever said that? She’s one character that’s been untouched by the toblero transening. The dog dick is a freak byproduct of fusing with an animal and doesn’t mean anything about her gender
I don’t remember any of the writers implying she’s trans
Levi Ortiz
Every relationship with Equius is like this. All of you who get thirsty for horsecock, it's all the same and you know it. He can't actually do any of those things you write about him. Just because you write that say, he touched someone or hugged or some other form of physical contact, with 'the utmost care' or as 'carefully as possible' or whatever else...
None of it would really work. Imagine what this is like for him, starving for closeness,yet never in his wildest dreams could he touch someone, lest he breaks them. But any time you make Equius be gentle with someone you always put him in an alternate universe, essentially, where his most defining character trait does not exist. Guess that just means you can go fucking wild with this idea, and most of you already have. Canon Equius couldn't touch anyone anyway.
Whoever those people are they underestimate the connection meowrails have.
Michael Murphy
Because they hate women
Dylan Howard
Kate was arguing with people on twitter about it, in typical kate fashion.
Adrian Ward
Pesterquest is canon and he manages to hug Nep there
Also there’s always the possibility of him nabbing some strength controlling tech from his dancestor
Samuel Robinson
>karkuck already seething
Jackson Robinson
>Implying I'm a Vriskafag
I'm not saying it because I want it to happen. I'm saying because that's what these clowns are gonna do. Also, I find the fact that Vriska fucked Gamzee hilarious especially considering the current team's leader has an autistic hatred for the latter.
Charles Howard
You seem a lot more upset than I am. By all means, continue idolizing Kate’s self-insert
Oliver Anderson
Rolling my eyes, then
Lucas Gonzalez
Really, though, who was demanding or in any way, shape or form that Rose
Brayden Garcia
Those clowns are gunning strait for Vrisrezi because deep down Kate probably just wants to stick his phantom dick in Aysha
Gabriel Harris
Roboradia could have handled him.
Jackson Nelson
Brandon Scott
Why are homestuck kids so obsessed in hatting characters and complaining about ships. Not even the EVA fandom can get this bad.
Xavier Powell
Exactly.