Why do American cartoons go out of their way to make characters look ugly as possible? What's wrong with having a nice face AND giant milkers? Why must there be a tradeoff?
Why do American cartoons go out of their way to make characters look ugly as possible...
Sebastian Foster
Justin Myers
The cumbrain seethes once again. Go back to loliland japan and coom to your soiled panties, Ichiro.
Lincoln Thomas
Attractive character = male toxicity
Or something
Bentley Torres
You STUPID westerners gave women rights.
Though frankly even if women didn't have rights you would still have western animation filled with UGLY art styles. Western Animation would still be visually ugly.
Charles Butler
I wanna bury my face in the right one's fat plump mommy butt
Isaiah Evans
I said American and not western for a reason.
William Edwards
imagine what Yas Forums would do if they realized that
1. OP didn't watch this
2. OP doesn't care enough to get a different screenshot
3. OP is parroting whatever discord server goons told him to post this
Aaron Campbell
The left one's milkies tho
John Gonzalez
Face bad
Body good
Chase Hill
This sums up my main issue with "Sausage Party".
The mom was hot but had a messed-up face.
Nathaniel Wood
>Sausage Party
Oh yeah, that happened.
Jeremiah Cook
Or worse. The chick's cute, but completely flat as a board.
Wyatt Nelson
Are we not allowed to have 10/10's anymore?
Bentley Lewis
We have an overabundance of fat, sloppy hags who throw enormous bitchfits on the internet if someone fictitious is prettier than them by a wide (wider than their fat cottage-cheese-resembling ass) margin
Justin Carter
Lol for me it was always her and Minh.
Luis Jenkins
>Minh
Nice.
Ayden Smith
God I wish that was me
Adam Myers
I think the one on the left is pretty cute in a "girl next door" kinda way.
Ryder Fisher
Connected honestly looks pretty cool, and I can't wait for Sony to win that Oscar next year. Fuck Gisnep.
Ryan Morgan
Anyone who says they wouldn't plow the living hell out of Linda Mitchell is either lying or incredibly gay.
Wyatt Hughes
ok coomer
Christopher Brown
Not sure what you are talking about the one on the left looks good, it's the el goblina on the right that looks terrible.
Matthew Moore
>can't spot a qt milf when she's right in front of 'em
You poor, poor soul
Levi Parker
Ugly people exists.
There are self caricatures of the writers
Nolan Murphy
They're not ugly, they're just not extremely attractive.
You know, like most of the world's population.
Julian Green
Ironic shit taste is still shit taste user.
Angel Green
These two were always hot.
Carter Cook
Pfft, your loss. I'm being fully sincere in my love for Linda. She's adorable. I need more shots of her from behind, though.
Logan Peterson
Get some standards.
Aaron Ward
What are your standards then?
Isaiah Myers
the faces are probably supposed to be funny-looking
Joseph Hill
Reminder that every time you fap to the one on the right, you're essentially fapping to this dude's mom
Zachary White
Daniel Edwards
Reminder that his childhood self-insert already has porn.
Samuel Rivera
Look dude it's cool if you think middle aged Mexican women are attractive, but just know that you are wrong and the rest of us are laughing smugly at you.
Wyatt Martin
Who is "the rest of us"?
Hudson Adams
Mike was one of the head people working on Gravity Falls alongside Hirsch. I'm sure he knew exactly what he was getting into when he pitched a movie about his family.
Xavier Walker
Wasn't that just the overall art style? IIRC, all humans in Sausage Party were hideous specifically from the neck up.
Nolan Nguyen
I wanna smother my face in that chest
Dominic Flores
How does that distinction make you any less of a seething cumbrain?
Nolan Thomas
I can't believe he has Thompson's voice actor.
David Wilson
>no answer
Got his ass
Luke Reyes
These weird designs are associated comedy and have been for literally decades. They give characters weird looking faces because they are supposed to be goofy and funny looking because it’s supposed to be a funny movie. Movies that are more serious tend to have more attractive designs (How to Train Your Dragon and every Disney Princess movie). I think movie goers think that attractive characters just aren’t as funny as weird looking ones and frankly I think a lot of general audience members would agree to that. Like, they’d literally laugh LESS if the characters were hot. I think that’s stupid but people are stupid.
Cameron Jenkins
Aren't you the one seething over fictional characters who are attractive in the first place? People have their preferences. Live and let live seems to be a foreign concept to you
Adrian Jones
*movie creators not movie goers
Nicholas Martin
This. It's a caricature of your average middle America woman.
Brody Sanchez
Probably the one good answer in this thread that isn't made by trolls or seething assholes who can't stand fictional characters not being designed for their tastes. (Not specifying which group because you all do it)
All things said, they still look better than the characters in Onward.
Levi Jones
This movie seems to be targeting the parents more so than children. The average married with kids couple honestly isn’t very attractive. I think many parents would feel somewhat uncomfortable to see very attractive representations of people like themselves on the screen. The dad still has a more idealized look though. He’s not hot and he’s not fit but his jawline is nice and he has a full head of hair. So maybe there’s a Goldilocks hotness zone where the leads can look just a bit hotter than the people being targeted by the advertisements.
Nolan Adams
>because you all do it
>you all do it
And you don't. Right.
Julian Smith
I can’t understand Dan Scanlons aesthetic tastes. By all accounts he’s really poured a lot of love into Onward and it’s a deeply personal story for him but the character and environment design looks ugly. He was also director for Monsters University 2 and both his movies share an aesthetic sensibility he helped cultivate. I’m sure he’s a good storyteller because both his films have recurved fair praise for the story lines but does he actually like how both movies look?
Lincoln Jenkins
>that isn't made by trolls or seething assholes who can't stand fictional characters not being designed for their tastes
Don't leave out the coomers whose tastes are perfectly sated by Linda's fat ass
Sebastian Mitchell
>and not western for a reason.
But most non-American stuff looks like very crude facsimiles of our stuff.
Colton Hernandez
I do, but that's beside the point. I save this energy for characters who are unecessarily redesigned to fit whatever agenda the designer wants rather than keeping it faithful to the original character.
Bad character design for original works aren't worth getting mad at too much. That being said, Onward taught me that visual blandness is worse than outright ugly.
Nicholas Diaz
I think you know. But in case you don't; why don't you tell the friends in real life (that I'm sure you have) about your tastes in past their prime Hispanic women and see how that goes. Maybe that'll give you an idea about who "the rest of us" are.
Angel Robinson
True. It's hypocritical that those who don'y like the designs are called "mindless coomers" while those who are blatantly sated by thos should be exempt.
It's like that guy who called anybody who hates the new She Hulk misogynists while saying new design "respects women" but then turns out his tumblr is full of eank material of Orc women.
We're all coomers here, don't start pretending you're above it all.
Dylan Diaz
>We're all coomers here
THEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LINDA LEWDS
Caleb Reyes
>stylization=ugly
>ANOTHER east vs west thread
You sicken me.
Isaac Gray
>stylization=ugly
This. Yas Forums will complain about "CalArts Style," yet they'll still refuse any interesting or unconventional visual styles, even in the few times that it makes it to mainstream entertainment.
Different ≠ Bad
Bentley Sullivan
Don't you have a train you should be getting run over by?
Oliver Powell
Rude.
Jordan Stewart
Because women are very much involved in the industry nowadays and as a result, attractive female characters is the equivalent of insulting and hating women according to these no fun allowed bitches.
Henry Bell
>implying this isn't attractive
Is Barbie really the only standard of beauty you guys have? Do you guys seriously still believe Steven Universe didn't have any attractive Gems?
Get your heads out of the '50s already.
Adam Brooks
>Because women are very much involved in the industry nowadays
Weren't they always?
Jackson Edwards
>Why do American
>Do Americans REALLY
eat shit
Dylan Reyes
>"I really needed that douche."
They're just daring the internet to ship them, lol.
Liam Powell
Is it true that Wonder Bread was a character in the movie?