Alucard happy never

>have gay sex
>inmediately regrets it

Not sure which was the message here

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Stop resisting, you will enjoy it more once is all in.

Shame. he is VI curious

>Bottom
>Hate it so much you impale your top with a stake
>Alucard now lives only to impale, not be impaled

If you want to make this Alucard into dudes, fine, but that was such an out of nowhere ass-pull for cheap controversy.

>out of nowhere
>designed by a YAOI PORN artists

Just because they draw gay porn doesn't mean they any everything they make to be gay porn.

I mean they decide to fuck him and he goes with it and then betray him in a clusterfuck of plot swaps. Felt thrown in there like oh shit we need to make Al bi in this season and we've run out of time.
And no user, thinking a person is a certain sexuality based on looks just makes you look like stereotyping and presumptuous asshat.

>thinking a person is a certain sexuality based on looks
Is not a person, is a CHARACTER and his looks are not accidental

And yet there's nothing to suggest he's gay or bi in the games, and what little there is to suggest what he's interested in is Maria. Again, you're just trying justify presumptions based on looks.

>Yas Forums thread bad
>Yas Forums thread good
Fuck off

Keep crying

>Keep crying

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>What about the dick on that one, Death? Do you think it can satisfy me?
>It's definitely giving me a boner. Do you get it Alucard? A boner. Alucard, do you get it? A boner! [Laughs in rattles]

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>t. Donovan

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man just shut the fuck up about this already. who cares if hes bi or not. how does his sexuality affect the overall arching story of this show? not at all?

fuck you and shut the fuck up about it already.

Drinking jizz again, I see.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

If his sexuality didn't matter why force this last minute? Because the writers are pushing their bullshit on characters that aren't theirs.
You enjoy it though. Good for you champ.

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I want to hug Alucard and tell him that it'll be ok

Vampires are super gay. Alucard is a half vampire therefore he's at least a little bit gay. I mean, he never pulled any trim all the way up to the 2030's. He was a definite CONFIRMED BACHELOR.

>Alucard happy never.
>never

Objectively false. It's just that his wife won't be born until 1780. So he's got like, 300 years of waiting before he gets to be happy.

how is it forced? how is his dumb sex scene out of place in this show where people have sex and kill demons and wax angsty about their romantic problems? granted, its all dumb to include to begin with, but its just as dumb to get mad over the introduction like the energy wasted getting mad about a fake characters sex life is going to accomplish anything meaningful outside of making you look like a retard.

Oh right, outside superficial circumstances justify character changes. Guess Isaac should have a bone through his nose as he dances to Wu Tang and eats fried chicken. Because you know. Black.

Why do keep saying "forced" as if Alucard starting wearing rainbow high heels and had a gay lisp, his bisexuality was relevant to one scene

>Have two obedient toys
>Lose toys
>Alucard is not allowed to have any long-term fun

>Succubus! Hey, Succubus!
>Yes, sir?
>I told Alucard it was giving me a boner. A boner, Succubus.
>Hilarious, sir.
>See, she gets it.

Take the D, my son. Take it as nature intended.

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It's forced because it's thrown in last minute for the sake of you and your ilk who want a bi icon and yaasss qweeeeeen slaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Castlevania will remain, your said little tumblr show will be cancelled and fogotten.

>Castlevania will remain
Sure. As pachinko machines.

Nope. Games are still there. Not that anyone who enjoys this shit would care. They'll always be there and they'll always override woke shit.

If alucard (who had up to that point had no obvious sexuality) been revealed to be straight last minute would you have similar complaints? or if had been bi from the start would you have been ok with that?

I would have hated a last minute bullshit sex scene with two girl nips just as much as I hated this one.

Again, how does the never having a wife or kids Genya Arikado do anything but further confirm that Alucard puts his sperm into nonviable holes, aka dudes?

Fine, fucking flesh it out a bit more than two nobody characters and forced as fuck sex scene to tie into your tired as fuck plot of him becoming his father. That whole ass-pull at the end was just lllllllllllllllllloooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK ALUCARD IS BI LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK
It's fucking pathetic. And outside of Maria, Alucard never expressed interest in anything like that.

>this mad that his obvious self-insert got laid
Please have sex.

>self-insert

You are reaching so hard it's hilarious. But this Yas Forumsmblr afterall so I'm not surprised.

It's what he gets for being a faggot

Nu-Alucard is only in his 20's though. He is still learning through his failures that getting close to others will only cause suffering.

I knew he was gonna end up fucking them both since the scene where they laid in the field on top of one another after practice.

It was neither forced nor last minute. Anyone who didn't see Alucard clinging to Taka and Sumi as replacements for Trevor and Sypha isn't old enough to be watching a TV-MA show.

Maria says burn all homosexuals!

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I'd be unhappy to if I take it up the ass.

It was forced and cheap. Why did it need to be sexual?

Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little vampires.

I ain't got no whip, no holy water, nothing. I came looking for damphir's butt. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya.

Why shouldn't it? They needed Alucard to lower his guard because of their difference in power and seducing lonely twinks was probably how they got money traveling from Japan.

The scene itself also plays into episode 9's structure of mirroring plotlines (Trevor/Sypha with Isaac and Alucard with Hector).

Because vampires are full of sexual undertones.

Why must shows ruin the protagonist's fun? Taka and Sumi were perfectly fine fun for him. They learn "a lot", go back to Japan, the end.

Was it too much to ask for Alucard to once get to have some fun in his life, without it being ruined afterward by contrived, "Mah Boi, You Must DIE!" stuff afterward.

That too. Almost all Western vampire literature that inspired both the games and the series have heavy sexual undertones, usually ones moralizing against promiscuity and homosexuality, Carmilla being the most explicit case of the latter.

Because the innocents and well-intentioned must suffer.

He just needs more Maria in his life.

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Be gay do crime.

Honestly it would have been hilarious if the show lampshaded the trope, teasing us constantly about the twins potentially dying but Alucard just gets it on with them quite a few times consequence-free.

>"Welp, time to go back to Japan."
>"K coolness. Have fun storming the castle."
>"Do you think we have a chance?"
>"It would take a miracle. Bye-bye."