Diary of a wimpy kid thread

>y'all

well i'm don't think I'm a manipulative little shit, so i guess no

Why are these so funny?

I grew up next to military housing south of 36th street in San Diego surrounded by poor white trash and second generation beaners. My Dad sold meth to make ends meet when he couldn't get enough overtime at the dock and I lost my virginity in the back room of a Korean Baptist church when I was 9 to one of my father's friend's Old Lady's. I had a hard time connecting to the material desu.