Being a child

Haven’t you played SOTN? He is his own dog.

If you want to make the argument that the scene was just some pointless shock value GoT shit I'd be inclined to agree with you. But you'd have to make it first. But if Alucard being half gay is why you're mad that's not just the show. That's you. That's your baggage. You can have it. But it's not a real criticism of the show.

To be fair, the Jap dude would make a nice looking trap.

user already said it seemed superficial and didn't improve the story.

Didn't he also kill the twins some time afterwards? If so that is even greater character assassination than any bi shit.

>3 seasons
>still no Grant
>still no Death

OP here. Iceman being is what I'd call a perfect example of pandering. As for Alucard. I agree with this guy.How are you surprised by that? I mean if it were TREVOR, that be one thing. See I don't care about the gays. Because I am an asshole. But you can be an asshole with a nuanced opinion.

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>Nobody should even watch Castlevania.
Fixed that for you. It's premium cable dreck on the level of Game of Thrones that just happens to be animated.

Can’t wait for Alucard and Issac to have angry, interracial gayboi sex (Issac tops obviously) in season 4

Whether or not he fucks dudes occasionally isn't really a part of the story. It's trivial. It's not like he married anyone. It's more annoying to me that they did the same scene twice.

But what will happen to Yas Forums when Alucard gets BLACKED?

>It's premium cable dreck on the level of Game of Thrones
This is a better criticism than HE GAYYY at least. That's fine you don't have to like it. Just don't give the writers an easy out to just ignore all criticism.

>completely ignoring the fact that Alucard's defining trait is his complete rejection of his vampiric half and of everything vampires and Dracula stand for
>it's such a strong drive that he'd rather just slumber eternally than risk becoming like his father

>not a criticism of the show
>taking a pre-established character from a franchise, who has not once been portraid as gay or even bi and turning him gay/bi
>one of the most popular characters at that
>and for absolutely no reason other than furthering the writer's agenda by changing an established background and personality

It's not about being childish or not, you people are quite simply just not Castlevania fans, you have no love for this franchise and it's characters and lore so you give no fucks about a studio bastardizing it for the sake of popularity. As long as you get your cool action cartoon with monsters and sex you're fine. If you want that so bad go watch Twilight, true blood or whatever other shit but don't try to make this shit as being defensible or justifiable, it's neither.

I honestly don't think Issac's gay though. So that would surprise me.

given all the instances i've seen of people saying "THERE'S NOTHING SAYING ALUCARD'S STRAIGHT" despite SOTN and its true ending involving Alucard going off with Maria, who clearly has an attraction to him, i'm pretty sure most of this part's defenders just haven't played the games

OP sucks cock

>you people are quite simply just not Castlevania fans
Ok faggot. You wanna go, lets go. Ive played. Castlevania1, Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, that weird fucking Wii fighting game, Order of Ecclesia, and Harmony of Dissonance.
Not all of them. I'm not a huge fan. But enough to not really feel the need to compare them. It's not an adaptation. If that bothers you so much you can drop it. I've done it. But fuck you I've never played Castlevania. That's why I started watching it. And yet still, I don't five a fuck about that. Even Konami doesn't give that much of a fuck about Castlevania. Stop making me over defined this show. It's not even THAT good.

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GoT season 7 and 8 tier

Also he got his dixk wet by nip pussy, if getting bot a dick and prostate orgasm isn't based idk what it is

Maybe. All OP's do. But you're still the bigger faggot.

>i'm pretty sure most of this part's defenders just haven't played the games

...just like the people who made the show!

The funny thing is I bet Alucard still fuck one more girl than anyone in this thread.

Maybe, but at least most of us can say we didn't take a dick up our ass either.

It wasn't kinda tragic, endearing and cute that he was crying from probably a mix of pain, pleasure and fulfillment (friends were loving him and appreciating he was finally not going to be alone anymore) only to be betraying after nutting perhaps for the first time of his short and sad life and having to kill (again) the people who brought him happiness.
When the gang reunites do you think he'll be more defensive or more horny? Maybe both like I'm sure after this his wandering if he can fuck Trevor and Syphia but I don't think they'll allow him to

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A CHRISTIAN MAIN CHARACTER IN CHRISTIAN EUROPE!! WE'RE GOING TO CREATE A MUSLIM MC INSTEAD!!

Game Sypha:
>trained as a monk
>Serves the Church loyally
>Sent by the church to stop Dracula
Show Sypha:
>heathen Gypsy
>Says she's an enemy of God
>Says she needs to destroy the Church

Game Trevor:
>Church asks him to stop Dracula after Sypha goes missing
>Devout Christian, prays to Jesus before entering Dracula's domain (pic related)
Show Trevor:
>anti-religious (like the show's writer who's never played the game)

Why is Netflix like this?

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Based retard

>All Christian characters are portrayed as evil
>Genocidal Muslim is portrayed sympathetically
Why is Western media like this?

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Warren Ellis hatea dogs with a passion. Perhaps a dog sodomized him as a child or something.

hates*

Even without the SotN true ending, his character is stillmade to be the polar opposite of the degenerate vampires and demons of the castle. Even just reading the intro to SotN and stopping there should be enough to understand that making him gay or bi literally makes no sense.

>the year 19xx
>Shaft has control of the castle and does some crazy time fuckery in an attempt to bring Dracula back to unlife
>current depressed Alucard meet a far more upbeat future Alucard in all the craziness
>"Listen, Past Me. I know things seem like hell right now but in a few hundred years you're going to meet this little girl with an owl, and she's going to grow up into pretty much the hottest piece of ass on the planet. And she is -look at me, bro- she is going to rock your fucking world. This is some One True Love shit I'm talking about here, so keep your goddamn chin up. That pussy is for you and you alone."

And then they high-five and kick Trevor in the balls at the same time.

You're missing out dude. Think how satisfying a good shit is, and then have the mental fortitude to not mix them up so you don't fall into getting off to scat. Takes a real man to do that.

Nah, according to some I already have a stick up my ass, adding a second more meater one won't fix my problems.

Only virgins like you fat losers think he's getting some.
It's literally and unironically super gay to be the bottom bitch.
The scene wouldn't come out looking as bad if Alucard were on top

They either should have expanded the storyline or condensed it to take place over fewer episodes. Also have it build up to its climax better. They just kinda plod along and go "hey can you show us how the castle moves" a couple times and then they just suddenly go "okay we're frustrated now time to fuck and kill him"
I get what they were going for, but this season just overall felt like they were trying to tell too many stories at once, and Alucard was the one that suffered the most for it.

>Makes things up about the show even though that isn't what's happening
Why are anons like this?

Oh gee
Good thing this isn't an adaptation of SotN then huh

>something homosexual, even for a vampire
No such thing. Vampires are the lewdest monsters and will fuck anything.

OP = Fag

Iga based Alucard on D. D is a Nobel soul that can't stand degenerate behavior. Also read the SOTN manga. You will learn about Alucard. Dude is a weird blend of Kenshiro and Toki at moments, but very graceful and noble like D.

Didn't the guy who financed the Castlevania series also want to make a DMC series?

He better keep the fuck away from DMC, I will fucking burn his house down personally.

>it's another DMC series anime style
it took years for Dante to recover from this.

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>despite SOTN and its true ending involving Alucard going off with Maria
Maria runs after him. Also he was always faggy.

You are an adult user, you played castlevania because the aesthetics were cool, the concept was fun and the music was great. You are a normal person, you are fighting with autistic retards that had a long complex headcanon based around nothing and projected themselves into the gay vampire.

Grimore of Souls confirms that Alucard and Maria were in a relationship until her death. Sorry fags.

>DMC series by Ellis
>Dante, Lady, and Nero spend an entire season arguing in their basement

>Also read the SOTN manga
So literally not muh from a non canon shit? it's as canon as the pokemon adventures is. This is the part that makes you retarded: you are mad about the LATEST OFFICIAL Alucard, this is the alucard you will continue to get.

Being a child
>this plot line sucks because the sad boy I projected on to is GAAAAAAAAAY
Being an adult
>This plot line made me cum.

Haha, yeah. It's also good there's absolutely no influence from SOTN in the show's story, and that the showrunners haven't made it clear that they want to adapt SOTN or anything, haha

Based

>Maria runs after him.

Weren't she and Alucard living together in that radio drama Konami released?

So you're saying that Alucard underwent a...
DOAK METAMOPHITHITH?

>t. Never watched the show