There's something about Castlevania

It just speaks to what we know is right and natural. Generations of strong and manly monster hunters seeking to kill the ultimate enemy of humanity. It just speaks to my soul. How about you guys? I can't be the only one creaming my pants?

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vampires have always been castrated faggots monster of choice.

I'm gonna coom if you talk to dirty to me anymore user. You wouldn't like me when I coom.

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Bump, I know you guys feel it too. Something has chamged in all of us

Ironic that Alucard takes it up the ass, but the only one butthurt is you.

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I too, like penis in my mouth OP

Bump

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>Another IP desecrated by californians
Like cockwork

>cock

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Is this moment the Castlevania equivalent to Luke slugging down that milk?

I honestly didn't have a problem with gays until they started putting gay shit in almost everything. This is madness. Gays should stick to making their own content like tranny universe and such.

Dayum

What does Maximilian Dood has to do with Castlevania?

>Character drinking milk from a space cow vs. Character getting fucked in the ass by a Japanese twink
I think one of these is more overt than the other, user.

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>hahahahahahaha let's be homophobic because we are on Yas Forums even though a homosexual person with depression could read this
see this is why suicide rate amongst gay people is so high. people constantly telling you to kill yourself is a good reason to wanting to kill yourself but of course you dont care about this because you're still going through your "epic troll" phase

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Relax bro, even though I jerk off to gay porn I am not gay so the words don't hurt me

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That's some good acting.

This guys is fucking weird

Dunno, I'm pretty gay and depressed and if posts on Yas Forums bother you it's probably time to stop coming to Yas Forums. Unless you're baiting in which case here is your (You)

No u

Nobody is telling gays to kill themselves they just have to understand that they are an extreme minority in the human population so of course most people are going to be put off by gay content, especially when it is shoved in to beloved and established properties. Thats not to say the majority is always the best because it has more numbers but you are setting yourself up for disappointment living in a fantasy land where the interests of an extreme minority are not widely accepted. When we complain about gay shit in media people always act like we want to kill all gays, Stop being so fucking dramatic.

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you actually take the time to make something like this image.

>Warren Ellis
>Californian
Sure.

>I honestly didn’t have a problem with gays until I started seeing gays
Nah, you always hated them. Otherwise you wouldn’t be this assmad about literally one(1) bisexual character in a cast full of straight ones.

Alucard isn't bisexual, he was RAPED

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Posting on Yas Forums knowing full well that's the common rhetoric is a bit stupid though. There's no point in me delving into the fact that Yas Forums's sentiment is a very deliberate ideological indoctrination that can change your core beliefs, as is the case with most naive people who spend time here. But expecting anything different is lending yourself to disappointment. There are other ecosystems that are far more tolerant to the likes of you and I suggest you look into them. All that being said, don't expect people to be happy when a major character's backstory is changed just so it can appeal to the popular trends and ideologies of the time.

Hector isn't straight, he was RAPED.

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nyeheheheheheheheh xd

>Nah, you always hated them.
Nah, I still don't hate gays. Just don't like gay sex content in my entertainment am really more so because of the current trend of pushing them into everything instead of your disingenuous " 1 bisexual character in a cast full of straight ones" statement. We are currently in the golden age of gay content. and it happens to coincide with everything going to shit. A lot of it is just bad writing I'll give you that. If a gay character is written well then it is a different story.

sleeeeeeep.

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Striga is an analslut

You are being mean.

Cute and wholesome.

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Also, why does she look perpetually sleep deprived?

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Too much hot gay lesbian sex with the caramel colored one

YWN have a beef mountain vampire gf.

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>becoming an hero because some limp dicked faggot on a mongolian pastry cooking board said something nasty about homos

I hope that you fags don't actually do this.

I got the impression she chose to actually stop sleeping since turning. probably used all that time to get swole

Best girl.

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>mongolian pastry cooking board
This is my favorite combination of words now.

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>Something has chamged
Apparently.

>right and natural
God you're a faggot. It's why it doesn't matter how annoying SJW's are. At some point the other extreme is always going to play it's hand and show how unpunk and lame it is. It's never really been about dah big gay. It's about how you're the guy at the party no one wants to talk to and you want all of SOCIETY to conform to your inability to chill out.

>Something has chamged in all of us

Well something definitely happened in Alucard

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Just finished season 3 and what the fuck was the point of Alucard being raped, could have accomplished the betrayal without it

Also I was under the impression that Alucard was 17 or something because of some dialogue from season 2 which makes it even worse

Just some pathetic ass-pull by a hack writer for extra edge and cheap controversy. Plus
>We want the GoT audience

So is the Alucard threesome scene actually worth watching and fapping to or is it just "suggestive imagery"

They show titty

Back to tumblr with you

Barely anything happens, we never get to see the insertion or his pink pantes with a hole where his bussy is

titty is nice but I also want to see dick

oh nvm fuck that

>Trusting Americans with Japanese IPs

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I found him crying to be kind of hot, but it doesn't show any penetration. If you want to see dick, there's Hector getting beaten up by Lenore.

>People on twitter calling Alucard a bi icon
>Because of a scene where he's raped
nani the fuck

>10 times stronger than them
>gets raped
Fucks sake. He was into it. Cope.

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>raped
The guy literally cries out of happiness

Strong people can still be scared and shocked and freeze up, big strong men can still be raped
Those were not tears of joy

Wojacker fuck off.

Except they were
Get fucked.

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So did anyone else find it weird that Hector was put into a collar and called a "good boy" by both Carmilla and Lenore at separate points?

One of the writers definitely has a fetish

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