"The $150 million offer? Let's take it!"

"The $150 million offer? Let's take it!"

"Dad, it's a tobacco company. They make billions off the suffering and deaths of others."

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Remember back when big tobacco was every SJW's favorite boogeyman?

>implying they didn't really cause death and suffering
>implying they weren't like IRL Lex Luthor

i guess personal responsibility its a factor any more

That was actually one instance of Lisa(and everyone else) acting logically about a situation involving tons of money. They concluded the tobacco companies would get a hold of the product eventually, so they might as well have it happen on The Simpson' terms, get rich and do some damage in the process.

FUCK YOU IAN MAXTONE-GRAHAM, YOU FAGGOT

Wow it's almost as if people have a choice to smoke or not smoke. The tobacoo industry isn't responsiblr for self inflicted suffering.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet mother of God, Mr Lucifer.

>sell people an addictive substance, lie to them and say it's good for their health
>they get addicted
>but it's their fault if they keep buying it, not yours
>get rewarded with satan digits

People have the free will to not smoke.
If they choose to smoke, it is their right to do so.

You'd be 100% correct if we were living in the 40s/50s, I saw an ad from the 50s telling parents to give their infants Coca-Cola cause 'studies' showed they'd grow up to be cool and more likable compared to babies that didn't drink coke. But it's been over half a century since cigarettes were exposed so no, it's not big tobaccos fault if you're addicted to cigs, it hasn't been their fault for decades.
This isn't even defending big tobacco, it's stating the reality of the current situation.
Yes, yes it is your fault, you are responsible for your actions and your self inflicted suffering.

This. There are even countries that show the effects of smoking literally right on the box, and if people still buy it then it's their fault. They know what they're getting into. If you're still blaming the company, then you might as well blame glue companies for making their product so sniffable.

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People who smoke deserve to die immediately.

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Found the ad you were talking about

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Other sodas had similar ads too

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Holy shit lol

This

my parents, who live in one of those countries , still smoke. But they don't blame anyone but themselves whenever their lungs give out or my father having cancer now in his lungs. He knows it is his own fault

If I remember correctly, there was advertising for cigarettes a long time ago saying that medical experts recommend you smoke a cigarette a day because they are good for your health.

When unregulated, corporate evil knows no bounds.

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And people like you deserve to be dropped in a trash container full of rusted fish hooks before having battery acid poured on them, what a fucking councidence.

Nah, he likes Flight of Dragons, he's a good person.

>They know what they're getting into
What if they start as a teenager, before they're fully mentally developed and capable of making a mature decision about whether to start smoking?
Once you start, you run into the problem of addiction.

>councidence.
That aside, I can tell you're a smoker.

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>What if they start as a teenager,
Then fuck em. They were warned and now they suffer. The only thing to say on the matter is if you allow cigarettes then allow weed, shrooms, and coke.

And I can tell you're the kind of person who needs to start chewing tobacco and die faster.

>it's their fault for letting millions of dollars in advertising and propaganda affect them
>it's their fault for taking out student loans when every authority figure told them there was no other way to get a job
>it's their fault for not submitting to the cop's instructions
>it's their fault for not finding a hospital that was in-network while they were bleeding out
>it's their fault for entering our country illegally
with their kids, instead of overthrowing their home country's well-armed CIA-backed government
>it's their fault for continuing to follow a religion in which they've been raised, even after a few dozen followers of a different sect of that religion did a terrorism 19 years ago.
>it's their fault for doing a worthless job like picking crops, preparing food, or teaching children -- and not a venerable high-value job like being a landlord or investor
>that guy earned his billions. not his employees. if they're not being paid enough to afford rent, it's their fault for not being more valuable to him

the party of personal responsibility

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>Legally required to put massive labels on your product stating it will probably give your horrific illnesses and kill you, complete with horrific images if you're in a particularly hostile market.
>Can't advertise via conventional means or even many unconventional means in most of the planet.
>Hundreds of millions of dollars spent on campaigns specifically to warn people off your product
>People still buy the product

Thanks Great Satan

except now those same companies are funding studies that "show" that vaping is healthy for smokers and a better alternative. They haven't changed in the slightest.

she should have taken the money to do that bartcest video instead

>it's their fault for entering our country illegally
I mean, yes. Crossing a border isn't just a lapse of judgment, it requires extensive planning and fiscal outlays. Most illegal immigrants are decently well-off in their own country, and try to get here in order to make more money.

>Quints of unholy truth.

>these absolute midwit fucking takes on politics, life and everything
Goddamn this board holy shit

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Quints delivers the truth.

>Retards believing these are not parodies

hoaxes.org/weblog/comments/start_cola_earlier_says_the_soda_pop_board_of_america

How many times have his children cost Homer millions?

but they are great way to start a conversation in a club
how else im going to aproach girls? using my personality? fuck off

Based

What Sneedy situation

The "SJW's" you bitch about are the precise reason why this isn't as big of a problem anymore

If people are still willing to buy smokes after all of this then they arent fit enough to continue existing so let them kill themselves

Not even your digits can convince me, Lucifer.

then blame their parents for raising such a retards that cant see consequences of their actions

>blame the parents for the fact humans don't fully mature until ~25

>im not 25 yet so i can do bad stuff because reasons
better lock up all teenagers in rooms without windows because apparently they cant think for themselves after they are warned

You're right we should really raise the voting age and prolong arrested development

They still pull the same manipulative tactics in countries that don't have such laws, but I guess it's fine because they legally can't in countries that matter.

dude just don’t smoke and you’ll be fine

>When unregulated, human evil knows no bounds
Fixed.

it's weird how Yas Forums gets so pissy about smoking. soda is just about as bad for you.

I rarely drink the stuff myself.

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You didn't fix anything, you made it incorrect. Individual humans are bound by their fears, morals, and limited life span. Corporate entities know none of these bounds because they are governed by groups of faceless investors who only have one goal in common: profit. No single investor is going to be affraid or concerned with the moral consequences of their action, because it's a collective decision where they only share a minor part of the responsibility.

>heavily prioritize getting children addicted
>but it's totally their fault when they are addicted as adults

At the time, they were marketing it to kids.

Satan is known to lie, but quints only spell truths.

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when did lisa pick up smoking

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why is the american so horrified at the concept that corporations need to be held accountable for their actions?

because he's brainwashed into thinking hard work will eventually make him a billionaire himself

Because that means the government holding them accountable are provided a shitload of power and a government can never be trusted with that kind of power.

She started taking ballet classes and all the girls smoked to keep their weight down, energy up, fit in etc

>They make billions off the suffering and deaths of others.
Literally every major company does that. Name a single large industry that doesn't profit off of people dying with their assistance.

>"The feed and seed offer? Let's take it!, formerly give it away!”
>"Dad, it's a tomacco company. They make billions off the sucking and fucking of others."

Name a communist country that didn't kill millions

That's all well and good but can you leave us cigar and pipe smokers alone? It's completely different manufacturing, quality and risk exposure due to how you smoke that tobacco than cigarettes and normally made by tiny companies that are largely indpendent of large tobacco corporations. Hell, I think it should be illegal to call modern cigarettes tobacco due to how much the leaf is processed.

This is textbook Underhanded. only commie socialist countries pull this type of shaming crap.

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Smoking cigarettes is bad, this is why I started cooked meth at home and injecting it into my ballsack instead.

Take that liberals.