Cute Castlevnia

You see, this shit annoys me. Good Castlevania merch has been extremely rare the last 15 years (what have we gotten, those NECA action figures and that pixel Trevor statue?), but now we get a flood of the show's ugly designs.

Where's fucking Soma nendo and my Water figma?

Please say Hector nibbled those

Works for the games, not so much the series imo.

What was the point of making the Judge a pedo/serial killer?

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So does Sypha get a nude scene?

So does this show finally get into the lore of the Vampire Killer and the history of the Belmont's vs Dracula?

Game Sypha:
>trained as a monk
>Serves the Church loyally
>Sent by the church to stop Dracula
Show Sypha:
>heathen Gypsy
>Says she's an enemy of God
>Says she needs to destroy the Church

Game Trevor:
>Church asks him to stop Dracula after Sypha goes missing
>Devout Christian, prays to Jesus before entering Dracula's domain (pic related)
Show Trevor:
>anti-religious (like the show's writer who's never played the game)

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There's been some awesome Castlevania stuff over the years, though it's not for poorfags. I have this bad boy.

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Its basically GoT with vampires at this point.

Trevor/Sypha - Jon Snow / Ygritte
Isaac - Daenerys
Hector - Theon
Four Sisters - The Boltons / Mid-series boss

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>Perhaps the most impressive feat about the entirety of the project is that much of its core staff had never even played any of the “Castlevania” games before tackling the project. Series co-producer and writer Warren Ellis noted that in putting together a story that would appeal to a general audience beyond those who play the games regularly, he was, in fact, the general audience. “My dirty secret is that I never played the video game, and had actually never heard of it previous to being approached about adapting it,” said Ellis.

>Warren Ellis: I have never played any of the games, never even looked at them. I wrote this entire show using Wikipedia and fanpages

>Warren Ellis: Famously, I never played the games, so I have no real knowledge of the series except what’s on Wikipedia or a fan page.

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Yes, Netflixvania's writing is very similar to GoT season 7 and 8

Funko Pops look more soulless than vampires.

I stayed away from that one after reading all those /toy/ threads about how they'd borked his face on the initial run. Did they fix it?

Only some post coital bed scenes. Everything below the shoulder blades is covered with a blanket.

Stop posting this shit already, trying to make yourself look so knowlegable on fucking Castlevania is some mega virgin shit

Warren Ellis wrote this what were you expecting

She was actually pretty gentle for a vampire. I expected more wild/abusive sex and instead it was just missionary. Maybe she'll ramp it up in season 4.

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They spam this in literally every Castlevania thread, I've even seen them on Yas Forums.

Honestly just my girl to win. She's got schemes to make these girls cream.

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How come there's a muslim MC but no Christian MC? Isn't this series set in Christian Europe?

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spamming things is a reportable offense, just saying

I don't know. Why did they buy the Castlevania rights if they're not going to follow the games?

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samefag

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Oh okay, maybe I'm thinking of one of the others. Would've been about 2-3 years ago maybe?

Anyway, who do I have to blow to get a nice Walter statue?

I definitely want to see her accidentally clawing him and biting him though, and possibly not letting him cover up the marks.

>noooo don't point out that Netflix raped Castlevania!!!!!!

samefag posting same shit in every single thread, that's why the only real niggas in this thread are the Lenorefags

That's a different one then. This guy only shipped in September. Here's another shot of his handsome mug, he is my prized possession.

A Walter statue is a longshot... you know everyone has always been hot for Al above all others. Though the same company is making Dracula now. I'm on the fence, hard to make room for these massive fucks.

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Trevor and Sypha are a genuinely adorable couple.

Those 3 women PUT THE RINGS ON without thinking it over. You just know it’s gonna come back to bite them in the next season.

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The way they killed him also kills any possibility of his resurrection paying homage to the video games. They burned him until there was nothing left but his wedding ring. No heart, nail, fang, rib, or anything.

Sypha is the MVP of the show, in more ways than one imo.

Funko Pops are only good as target practice.

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Name recognition.

>Why did they buy the Castlevania rights if they're not going to follow the games?
So you want Dracula and the Belmonts to be one and the same and have Trevor be Alucard and that they're all plotting some long con to pull against Satan?

We will never see Apu again because of this faggot

Does anyone wish there was more buildup to the Sypha / Trevor romance? Instead of ‘Hey we are sleeping!’ in Ep 2?

I do. The fight with Dracula was more about Alucard than it was about Trevor, and the series is about Dracula's feud with the Belmonts so I'd like them to bring him back before they move onto another era.

Looks great! Well, know what I'm saving up for in the next couple weeks.

I was looking for Rockycandy edition but come to find out they don't have them

not I user, I'm nothing more than the thread creator. Actually, I've not finished the show, I need to. but I've been working

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Why do the characters act like 21st century American redditors and tumblr SJWs? Isn't this series supposed to be set in 16th century Eastern Europe?

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It just doesn't work narratively. Even him coming back so fast in CoD was considered stupid at the time. You really need a time jump of it seems trivial and ruins the emotion of the last fight.

I thought it had built up and reached its peak in season 2 when she just holds Alucard by the arm/shoulder but holds Trevor's hand.

You asked this 2 threads ago, stop that.

Anyone got webums of the twins making an Alucard sandwich?

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But when it happens, how is he like? Is he bitter at being taken from Lisa yet again?

Isn’t it great to have a cartoon where even the manliest female characters wear dresses?

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>mfw he makes me a zombie dog

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do you think she likes anal?

There's never been any historical verisimilitude to the setting's aesthetic.

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Is there a WEBM of Hector pulling Lenore's panties off?

Best way to trigger Castlevania fans.

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This?

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You know that 'smelling of sex' thing? Well Lenore won't let Hector clean up so he absolutely reeks of her and everyone who smells her on him knows he's her bitch

I, Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, humbly submit, a toast, to Taka, for successfully managing to locate my bedroom, so that he may commandeer Castlevania. Congratulations, Taka. Enjoy my cavity.

*sips*
Ah...

Fuck off, I'm still mad about this.

I hope he got to eat her ass out.

I don't get it.

One of these days it'll come out! I swear it!

boy munching on that pussy