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user, you can buy cookies and tea
You're fucked for the rest, but you can get tea and cookies.

Tea and cookies create a large uptake of serotonin in your brain and fix your disability, a known fact.

>this but with Zuko
please god let it happen

>diploma
>goals achieved
What kind of shitty goals does he have? Get a diploma? Not even a degree?

Don't forget: Getting an education and having a lifelong, stable job is a bad thing.
For some reason

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why do we still have pets in the 21t century? that shit is just a waste of money and we don't have mice and rats to deal with in modern urban houses.

>you can buy cookies and tea
the only brands I can afford taste like fucking acidic industrial waste.

brainlets think the diploma was the goal and not the key for a professional life. you know, because it's the patriarchy that put you in a good job, and not your own efforts.

You joke but when you've been doing the same job for 20 years every single day like society expects you to you might understand why less and less people are thrilled with this possibility. Also when you realize you have no actual values, principles, or life goals, other than what was enforced on you by the environment you grew up in, but by that point you've wasted your life away doing something other people wanted you to do.

What kind of people lives exactly like that? The way life works, no one is able to live that long without something exciting happen to them.

t. is younger than 30

>diploma=goals achieved
Oh, I am laughing

>being poor

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What's the fucking point of being alive when you might as well be replaced by a robot? Which probably most of these people soon will be.

I know ZenPencils is pretty shit, but this is essentially the same message as Pink Floyd's "Welcome to the Machine" and I don't see many people taking issue with that.

It's pretty descriptive of the normies. They think "being an adult" make them intelligent and that they don't need education anymore from that point in their life. Most of the "I'm too old to learn lol" mentality isn't actually biological, it's just retards that never opened a book in their life after their graduation because "just google it lol"

Right now, I have a masters in a competitive area, PhD offers and still feel
>I'm fucked in the adult world, zero job experience

>happy about his 50 year anniversary celebration at work until he opens the box
What was he expecting though?
It’s like he’s had a lot of fun being a normie, he’s happy as a clam, but this fucking watch convinces him his entire life was a waste. What was supposed to be in the box?

>What was supposed to be in the box?
A marriage ring, he wanted that bald man ass.

But I did start a business it failed, I did go to college to learn something I love its been worthless, I wrote a book Its porn, you can find it in /aco/, I bought a house Im losing it in a bankrupcty cause of the failed business, and my current job involves manual labour which is pretty dope, so no fault there

I guess... at least im not average?

Make an Amazon wishlist, and I'll buy you cookies and tea.

8th panel tells me everything I need to know about this twat.

For comfort

Honestly, yes. At least you fucking tried, user. You don't learn anything or really experience life unless you try things. t. also lost money when my own business failed. It's bad at the time, but everything you do teaches you something and leaves you more knowledgeable and prepared than before, even bad experiences.

No one comes to life on their own.

You could say exactly the same of children.

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Cookies aren't that hard to make, and they are more satisfying when they are homemade rather than store-bought

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>Ladies love it!
pffft, no we fucking don't, you dweeb

>Goals failed
>No love life
>Pets are gone
>Friends ditched me, probably for being a downer
>Trying to get back in shape, cant eat a fucking cookie
The only thing keeping me going are my distractions

You underestimate young people with no cooking skills. Can't blame them. The death of Home Economics ruined a whole generation.

Who is the fucking hack that wrote this comic?

Consent is important here. Asking someone to treat you like a slut in bed and in private is different than people being openly demeaning and disrespectful in public.

What's hacky about this? It's true.

I still don't know whether the author of this comic is genuinely saying they think depressed people are just distracted, or if it's mocking people who believe that by showing the guy is clearly still depressed despite having all these things. It's a really poor comic.

But cookies are easy to make, it's literally
>Step 1: Preheat oven
>Step 2: Mix ingredients to make the dough
>Step 3: Place balls of dough on a cookie sheet
>Step 4: Bake in oven
I'm a pretty mediocre self-taught baker and even I can make a fucking batch of cookies

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This

>don't be average, it's bad
I guess everyone feels like they're better than the average.

You make it sound simple, but then one fucks up the mixing process or the baking time and they end end up with cooliea harder than cement or more doughy than wet clay. It's why my diet ia mostly fruit and yogurt.

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hAhA rElAtAbLe!

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don't roleplay online

You're a retard if you really don't understand the point of the comic. It's not a blanket statement about all depressed people, rather it's about people feel unfulfilled because they're not paying attention to the good things they have.

>he has a glossy monitor screen
Casual.

Very well, I will try

Post tiddies

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yes, you can buy food, which gives momentary relief but makes things worse in the long term by making you fat
also

>too hard
There's a weird trick where you can put a piece of bread in a container of cookies to soften them.
>too soft
Put them back in and cook them for longer.

You're bound to make mistakes, but the purpose of mistakes is to learn from them. If your food doesn't turn out right, check what you did so next time you can make them better. Sometimes it's the time/temperature of the oven, sometimes it's the size/shape of the cookies

It's not, it should be a comic about himself but the retard project his life into people with actual problems because he's unironically stupid.

do you have an open relationship?

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simp

Okay, for starters depression is a problem that can't be solved through "focus on the good things" this is a dangerous belief that lead people to avoid treatment, second this comic is extremely specific to a tiny part of the population with acess to college, free time to make a lot of friends and a stable healthy relationship.

This comic is stupid, the author is stupid and you are stupid.

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>willowy
>tall, slim and lithe
Cool, I finally have a word for women I find attractive

>not acting like a sociopath is being a simp
k incel

At least i have a pet that is happy to see me...that's the only thing that cheers me up. hugging my big dumb dog always gives me a few extra days of life.

>tfw the only one of these you have is the tea and cookies

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I don't think I like how this image makes me feel

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You don't fucking give up at the first try, though. No dish comes out well at first.

niggas be simping anonimosuly online LMAO sad!

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I have the friends and that's it, but even those are drifitng apart now

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have sex

It's specifically talking about people who aren't actually depressed though.

When you have done all that you can achieve legally, your next source of entertainment should be illegal. The single greatest satisfaction you can possibly feel after building something up, is to violently tear it all down.

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>There's a weird trick where you can put a piece of bread in a container of cookies to soften them
Elaborate.

youtube.com/watch?v=cGzW72_UG4U

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>Taking time to catch box legend
Ugh, filthy casual