Which of them lost their virginity first and how did they lose it?

Jesus, this thread again?
Helga lost hers years ago to Bob

Yeah I'll have to go with "Rhonda gets molested" here

It's pretty explicit that Helga was molested as early as a toddler.

Rhonda turned into a social media phoneposting whore in the movie. 100% her being the first, imo. Helga is probably last, because she's shy and so is Arnold. They would probably fuck at 19 while Rhonda prob loses her cherry at 13 and phoebe fucks Gerald at 15.

>It's pretty explicit that Helga was molested as early as a toddler.
Source?

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I could see the Bob thing but
>pretty explicit
how?

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The only abuse I remember seeing was that she was neglected (as evidenced in the therapy episode) because her parents were so focused on her perfectionist older sister. Her mom was an alcoholic who was always drinking "smoothies." Her dad was a workaholic who was gone a lot.

this is as I remember, hence why I asked how it was explicit that Helga was sexually abused. Because if it even was a hint, a hint is not EXPLICIT. Explicit in this context means to remove all doubt, as in it is openly stated.

Even in her therapy sessions the therapist doesn't state that Helga is neglected, but it's obvious to anyone watching.

When she was walking down the street and passed two guys who stared at her?
Shit probably happened during one of her many times she had to go school by herself.

>When she was walking down the street and passed two guys who stared at her?
what does that have to do with her explicitly being molested as early as toddler age what the fuck

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Nobody else is explaining it either but at least I'm giving an explanation on why it could've even happened at all.
I doubt it was the only time she had to go all by herself, that city wasn't precisely the safest, and it's not a good idea to simply let a small kid go alone in a big city the most of the time.
Not saying it WILL happen but how can you be so sure, realistically? You never really know.

Curly did it

Helga, by rape

Phoebe

Phoebe is the first one to learn how to masturbate considering her curiosity takes her to figure things out. That’s my theory, at least

Did gets /ss/'d while hanging out with some potheads

Arnold and Helga: 14 or 15, maybe? No later than 16, considering Helga probably can’t wait that long or wants to give her fingers a break.

Helga's obsession is ritualized. she could probably keep it up for years, devoted to Arnold worship as if it were a religion.

The tall kid, what was his name? Seems like the kind of guy who has kids in his twenties and later Gerald followed by Arnold and the Jew kid and last Eugene

Suddenly i remember the names, i guess. Curly lost it with an unnamed country girl, Gerald an Phoebe in highschool, Arnold and Helga in the same way, Harold and Rhonda because everyone was doing it and Eugene with Lyla becuase he lucked out and i realize that i never noticed Syd so i guess he did it with that girl with the curly hair.

Arnold via rape

>Who
Eugene
>How
Was carrying a clarinet

Nah, its more like Arnold gets talked into it
>I don't know Stinky, this seems like a bad idea
>Well gee, Arnold. If that's how ya feel, I guess I could figure out how to make the dern thing go down itself
>No, no, I'll do it. Its no problem. Really.

Who among them did not lose their virginity?

this

Stinky when he was working for Yahoo Soda

>just drink it

From left to right
Rhonda
>gets traded off to her father’s business partners
>copes by getting into a relationship with Curly
>Curly pretends to comfort her when she tells him the stories, but he secretly loves finding out every detail
Arnold
>as Craig Bartlett intended, he’ll lose it to that female boarder they wrote out who complained about the intense heatwave to Arnold while her tits were soaking with sweat
>she teaches him everything he’ll use on Helga
Phoebe
>she asks Gerald to take their relationship slowly, wanting to wait til after they graduate high school to consummate
>she breaks with Gerald after he gives her herpes
Gerald
>couldn’t wait for Phoebe and fucked that girl that was crushing on his brother first
>went on to fuck every other girl in the school until he was known around the streets as the biggest man-whore, fathering several children
Stinky
>fucked a goat two years before the start of the show
>when the economy tanks, he becomes a meth dealer and gets many desperate crack whores in his circle
Sid
>fucks someone from a different school and starts acting like he’s a big deal because he’s fucking
>it turns out to be another boy, and Sid represses his gayness, going on to marry that mob boss kid’s sister
Eugene
>loses it at dance camp to a boy
>everyone starts referring to him as the gay kid instead of the jinx, even though Sid is gayer
Helga
>why do you think Big Bob resents her so much, going so far as to act like she doesn’t exist?
>he teaches her everything she’ll use on Arnold
Harold
>will remain a pure virgin until his late twenties
>after attending Rabbi School, he meets a lovely accountant named Susana and lives a happy and blissful life as the neighborhood’s new rabbi while guiding the next generation of neighborhood kids including Gerald’s illegitimate bastards

Rhonda is going to get teen pregnant by Harold, but not right away. Their first time will probably be at around 13, for Rhonda at least. Harold has already been held back a couple years I think. It will be Rhonda's idea. It won't be completely consensual.

Next is Gerald and Phoebe at around 15. They'll both kind of want it, but Gerald will try to remain a "gentleman" until Phoebe gets fed up and initiates herself. She's not the secret sex kitten you guys with librarian fetishes seem to think she is but she will get the ball rolling until Gerald is comfortable enough to take the lead.

Arnold and Helga lose theirs in a very special episode at 17. There would be many opportunities before that, but they would never take them because they'd feel awkward about it. It takes one big romantic gesture from Arnold in a particularly emotional context for them to finally shed their inhibitions.

As for the rest, Stinky waits until marriage (19), Sid loses his junior year in college, Eugene 25, and Lila also gets teen pregnant at 14, but unlike Rhonda, keeps it. Curly will end up a wizard and probably end up in jail, where he will finally lose his virginity.

FUCKING KEK holy fuck im dying thank you based user for that

>implying Harold wasn't molested by his rabbi as a kid

Fucking kek.

Let's be real there's a good chance the majority of these characters got molested
White kids in a urban town, that's not going to fare well

Molestation happens everywhere and it's typically someone close to the kid ie has relatively unfettered access to their bits.

Helga raping Arnold is basically canon

Chocolate boy probably sold his body for a quick fix

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>Making Harold a Rabbi because he is Jewish.
Nah dude, he was going to become a Butcher. Didn't you see the episode Harold the Butcher? He's going to take over Mr Green's Butchery.

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>Curly will end up a wizard and probably end up in jail, where he will finally lose his virginity.
There's no way Curly isn't getting some, one way or another

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from first to last
>Rhonda 13
ditches her friends to hang out with older kids because he made up a fantasy on how older kids behave, they take her to a party, get her drunk and take advantage of her then she wakes up alone and hungover after getting raped while the party is still going, she tries to get help but everyone makes fun of her, she ends up knocking on arnolds door (he lives in the ugly side of town) and makes him pomise to never tell what happenned
>phebe 15
she gets a boyfriend who takes her out of her shell, they both lose it together, a bit early but eh
>stinky 15
his dad drives him to the whore house as a prsent for turning 15, family tradittion
>sid 16
he meets an older chick, they fuck and he falls in love with her, she didny care for him at all and just wanted a good fuck, she tells him he is just one in a hundred for her and breaks his heart, sid goes from emo to incel to the fucking spectrum for a whole year and ends up instituted for a couple months
>gerald 16
walks into his brothers room and there is a girl passd out there
>eughene 17
accidentally walks ino a gay gang bang
>arnold 17
he has sex with a girl he has been datingg fir two years
>helga 17
she drags some guy from a bar and fucks the ever living shit out of him the day after arnold lost his virginity
>harold 20
he meets a girl just as fat as him

Rhonda. And she'll end up banging some asshole and she later regrets it

>>she asks Gerald to take their relationship slowly, wanting to wait til after they graduate high school to consummate
>>she breaks with Gerald after he gives her herpes

>herpes
Someone left the Usher CD in the player too long

rhonda bump

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>Chocolate boy probably sold his body for a quick fix
And it would be incredibly easy to convince him.

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Whatever happened to the Helga sequel they were planning to make

Didn’t it get shelved because it was too close to Daria?

You just know.

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>He's the one doing all of the unattributed raping.

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Outside of Gerald and Rhonda and MAYBE Arnold, none of them seem like they'd lose their virginity until their twenties.
I know The Patakis wanted Phoebe to be a teen mom but I'm not buying it.

Helga jumped Arnold's bones around the time they were 14.

Imagine Arnold gets busted for his crimes