Castlevania: Cuteness Thread

>Hector
Everytime I saw that naked man in a cell I dreaded the next minutes to come fuuuuuck those scenes were boring and those vampire dykes rambling about their relationship and a "Empire for women by women". It amuses me how they made the feminist vampire rulers seem so fucking incopetent "I have an idea, instead of attacking these strong nations in the West let's go for East Europe first, Wallachia is specially weak after the war with Dracula" and "You know? Why don't we pay more money to our enemy's mercenaries so they fight on our side instead?" are considered bold and crazy schemes by their standards
>Alucard
What the fuck was that? I felt so fucking cheated, Castlevania was always a kitchen sink of mythologies specially with japanese stuff, I liked the scenes of Alucard being goofy and the idea of him being a mentor of two ninja vampire hunters but nooooo the show is not like GoT enough yet, we gotta have some bad touch too. And what the fuck was the problem with these guys? They show up for less than a week, Alucard gives good lessons about fighting vampires, gives them access to the Belmont state and Dracula's castle, cooks them some nice meals and they go "YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONES WHY ARE YOU HIDING STUFF FROM US DIE" and in previous scenes they acted kind of sympathetic towards him when he wasn't looking making the betrayal even more out of nowhere, also why did they had to have sex with him? Jesus Christ (2/2)

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can we just stop with this attempt at vampire game of thrones shit? Does anyone actually care? Half this show is just people talking for 10 minute long scenes. Why even animate it.

>turns you gay for some reason

He literally fucked a woman along with the guy

Maybe it's like the good place where fucking everybody goes to hell

She and Dracula fucked together before a Christian marriage.

>Together and happy
>Safe and sound
Who says that's actually hell?

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Guys, bible-thumpers don't believe in bisexualty.

The way she just talked and played with him like the judge wasn’t in the room was jarring as fuck

Jokes on them, it's Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve.

Adam and Steve

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RELEASE FOR SEASON 2'S SOUNDTRACK? WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

madam and eve

madam and steve

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Hey Yas Forums, would you like to know where there's a lovely tree with the juiciest apples?

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so, he just liked baiting people? that's it

>Didn't like this guy in season 2, didn't like him here either. It felt like he was just going around villages instigating the townsfolk to attack him so he could build up his army and since he's a bad guy that would be fine if the writers didn't clearly want us to sympathize with him and see the guards risking their lives to protect people as the unreasonable ones. His scenes are either him massacring soldiers who forget they have pikes(props to Judge's Man-at-Arms for remembering this fact) or having a pleasant conversation with someone to show us he can be nice :). I wish the evil wizard who controlled Granfalloon had more development (1/2)
When reading your post about the good parts, I was preparing myself to be disappointed that someone thinks Isaac is a good character only for me to be pleasantly surprised. I can see why people think that he is a good character but they are wrong. He is a pizza cutter; all edge no point. He has all of the traits of a Mary Sue except on a villain. Mainly his magic "everyone becomes retarded but me" field. I feel like the writers just love misanthropy because they changed Hector's reason for betraying Dracula and kept punishing him for it. Also, Lisa is in Hell. I appreciate the long detailed post but don't expect insightful replies as people would rather act like giant faggots.

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110% chance he's the captain of the pirate ship on wheels Trevor was talking about.

Children specifically. It felt like the show wanted to make him an out-and-out pedophile, but had to settle on serial child killer instead.

It's not the real Lisa, Dracula is forced to see his wife die in his arms over and over again in hell.

>Endless Corridor confirms Metal Gear and Gradius are canon to the future of the Castlevania timeline
Konami Cinematic Universe confirmed?

Why the fuck did that philosopher turned fly demon get sent to hell?

Alot of these rules seem pretty fucking arbitrary to me. I mean, are forge masters then enacting god's will by summoning demons back to earth? Considering the rather loose interpretations on who gets condemned to hell or not I am not even fully convinced those monks at the priori were incorrectly interpreting the will of God.

Thanks user, I could say much more about why I don't like Isaac but that's all back in season 2 so I just focused on this season. I confess that I've watched the whole thing already expecting to hate it and that's probably why I was able to point some many negatives points for me but when season 2 released I was still excited for this show thanks to the first season and my opinion of it went from "it was decent" to "dreaded it" in a few days after discussing it here and thinking about it a little harder, so I would probably sort all these points sooner or later

What about those fellas running to a ziggurat there?

The fly lied about repenting

>I wonder what we can do to thank Alucard but wait we suddenly don’t trust this guy because he won’t fucking tell us how to move the castle which we’re for some reason so interested in
>let’s have sex with him

I can’t fathom what sort of conversation the two chinks could have had to even come up with that kind of idea. pic related

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Alucard, no! She's younger than she looks!

But seriously, is this an Oedipal thing? His mom was blonde and spirited too.

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>pretended to be Japanese
>by just saying he was Japanese
>it worked

H-how?

Like this season a lot honestly. Supporting cast was way better than expected too.

>The fortune teller
>The Captain
>The Fly man
>Miranda
>The Judge
>Count Saint Germain

I didn't watch season 3 because I hated season 2 so much. Alucard getting fucked in the ass didn't bother me because it was more proof that writers don't respect the source material. However, Lisa being in Hell genuinely upset me a bit. I have many problems with Season 2 but most of it can be summed up as "Writers want to suck vampire cock and genocide humanity." Isaac felt like the author's self insert or a manifestation of the author's general misanthropy. Isaac is actually kind of a retard but he isn't presented as a retard. Dracula became a symbol of the goodness in the world and the heroes spared humanity from the wrath of a righteous god but at the cost of him leaving us poor undeserving mortals. Or maybe that is just me.

Also, science
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I mean, everything would be a step down from this.

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I just finished season 3 and I gotta say, it was needlessly nihilistic. Like, what the fuck was the point of the judge being a serial killer? They could have at least provided some adequate foreshadowing. A mysterious locked door is not adequate foreshadowing when ALL of his actions to that point pointed in the direction of him being a reasonable leader. The same thing goes for the twins. If the creators wanted to go dark then Isaac's arc and the twist with Lenore and Hector were dark enough, along with the fucking portal to hell.

Original stacked loli Maria is better though.

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I can see two explanations for this:
>We don't have the whole picture about hell
>the creators are being stupidly nihilistic and pessimistic

At this point it could go either way. This season was such a 180 in tone from the last one. I'm hoping that hell is more like and
and we don't have the whole picture yet. Outside of Hector's storyline, which was actually pretty good (I fucking love Carmilla's dynamic with her fellow vampire queens and how all of them interact) the season felt like a depressing slog. I loved Alucard's growing friendship with the twins, and I thought they were building things up for him to eventually decide to settle down in Japan and become Arrikado.

Also, I felt like a lot of this season was written around the writers' kinks. Like, Hector getting degraded and dragged around in a collar and made a slave? Alucard having a fucking threesome with Asian twins? Come the fuck on.

The nicest assumption I can make is that Netflix pays them way less than they need for animation.
That, and Ellis hands them a first draft and Shankar OKs it without reading it every time.

I think the message is actually god is shit but the show doesn't want to completely commit to it

that's an entirely normal thought process for nips

This is a big time trope for some reason in Japan: Men falling in love with women who remind them of their mothers. Off the top of my head I've also seen this trope in an episode of Detective Conan, Devil May Cry, and the original Persona game

>Netflix makes a biopic about you but turns you gay for some reason
Well, he looks like he sucks endless dick though.

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>Nooo why do non-Christians go to hell!?!! That's so unfair!!

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Oedipus complex.
Why am I not surprised by the Japanese?

>Drac and Lisa are together

"wtffffffff so saddd and unfairrrr"

Don't forget Evangelion! Until that ginger German got in the way.

Why did they write a sex scene into Castlevania, and why did they write it with the character least likely to fuck in the entire series?

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>Devil May Cry
Oh speaking of which, ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR DMC ANIME PART TWO?

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because some of the writers that season were beyond horny

Progressive kudos

Wait they're doing a DmC animated seres too? Fuck I hope the tone is different than this show. Like if the animation and action are similar that's fine, but a big chunk of the appeal of Devil May Cry is that it's really fun and not super dark despite all the literal demons and shit. The fact that the anime maintained this tone and style is why fans like it and the creators treat it as canon.

>DmC 2
Oh boy! I can't wait to be called a manchild for not watching a cheap cash-in.

Ayame Kojima drew a lot of yaoi so I want to know what she thinks of this

>Writers want to suck vampire cock
Except when it's Isaac who needs to kill them, in this case they're. Isaac's backstory just made me confused, he learned to enjoy self flagellation because his old master used to whip him for trying to help by reading his books because he loved him, the guy goes "oh Isaac, you're a good boy" and then goes back whipping saying "LET ME SHOW YOU MY LOVE" so he kills him but he still liked the pain apparently, I guess they just wanted to have him kill someone while also making he seem "so deep" wile they're at it. Also the whole "Humans are too cruel, I know, I'll help the vampires who are just humans who became immortals gained super powers and thrive on being cruel to other humans, they're not nearly as bad" and again, it would've been fine if he was just a crazy bad guy and hypocrite if the writers didn't want us to see it other way

And about the misanthropic shit, it just feels like they're just making excuses to have innocent people die in horrible ways
>Isaac parading his demon army around towns
>Sypha and Trevor not doing shit about the symbols the clearly evil monks were carving everywhere just so we could see a happy family praying at the dinner table being burned to death
>Judge killed children for reasons
>Taka and Sumi just needed to betray Alucard so he could slice their throats and impale them at the front door

Eventhough I've liked the Granfalloon fight, to me Isaac was the whole time thinking to himself "Oh shit I can kill people and expand my army while not having to wait until one of them attacks so I can kill the entire town? Sweet"

Love!

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Shankar "announced" it back in 2018, but this was apparently while he was still in talks with Capcom. So it means less than nothing.

The point of the season was betrayal!
>Alucard was betrayed leaving him in a dark place (might be Dracula 2.0)
>Hector betrayed by Lost Lenore leaving him in a dark place
>Issac, from his pov anyway, kept getting "betrayed' by humanity, but ironically might be turning less bad
>Sypha and Trevor betrayed by Judge leaving them in a dark place (might stop adventuring or lost the thrill of it)
It's called setup.

>Issac, from his pov anyway, kept getting "betrayed' by humanity, but ironically might be turning less bad

Honestly that was so stupid. An entire nation was decimated by night creatures. He shows up with them. Of fucking course people are going to be like "gtfo right now." He should be grateful they didn't attack him on sight.

Of course Lisa is in hell, she tempted her father then got herpes like a common whore. And I bet even after her father found Jesus she libeled him and got him ostracized.

>Why the fuck did that philosopher turned fly demon get sent to hell?
Because he ratted out others to save himself, but was killed for his sins of philosophy, anyways. If he had kept mum, he'd probably not ended up in hell for that, but since he selfishly condemned likewise innocents to death, he ended up becoming a true sinner.

>it just feels like they're just making excuses to have innocent people die in horrible ways
The show seems really fond of slaughtering people in ways that are completely inconsequential to the story.
>Season two
>Godbrand kills dozens of people in a dream sequence that adds nothing to the plot.
>Gets murked an episode or two later
>Other vampires kill villagers in what might as well be off-screen sequences
At least have the heroes show up and react to it or something. Christ.

>Alucard was betrayed leaving him in a dark place (might be Dracula 2.0)

I really hope this doesn't happen. Just go with the cycle of Dracula resurrecting.

Sex and violence are the point, it's "adult"

>(might be Dracula 2.0)
I Shiggy Diggy Doo, Alucard is pretty chill and pleasant if a little unexpressive dude in the games, that's why I liked the scenes with him being goofy
>(might stop adventuring or lost the thrill of it)
I didn't get that, why a guy who was a secret serial killer make them dislike adventuring at all? Maybe if they were unknowingly helping his nefarious acts but they just worked together to uncover an occult plot going in the town

That might work for 1dimensional video game villians but after the high of Dracula's death in S2 it would be lame to bring him back