SUF

What does he need?

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Help.

Lots of hugs and to get the fuck away from Connie.

>another SU thread

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He needs to leave Beach City behind, start a new life. The Gems will be fine without him, and he can find happiness elsewhere.

He needs another SU thread? Coming right up!

another visit from UG

I agree
Connie is shit

Still holding out for Kiki x Steven

If he constantly needs to help others, how will he learn to help himself?

I say he makes a habit of waking up at different times in different places.

Sex without fusion
Beer
Social hobbies
A birth certificate
Maybe community college
Fashion advice
A ptsd group
Better taste in music

Eternal peace.

He is his mother's son.

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Frequent sex with random gemstones.

A dick in his ass

to start from scratch as a normal kid with more human friends his age

i agree

A good dicking.

wow nice picture

Pearl isn’t his mom

That's not what I said, but it works either way.

shut the fuck off
pearl is her true mother

Garnet is closer

Gem pussy

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garnet doesn't even speak
she is obsessed with fusion

lapis or spinel are the only ones that can really save Steven

Actions are louder, etc

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Do you virgins honestly think this looks anything other than disgusting?

They say don't kiss hookers, but the philippines has pretty low sti rates so I took my chances.
It was messy but nice in an abstract way.

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hahaha nice picture
relax men is just a cartoon

A good lay preferably all the gems take shifts

All the gems fuse.

>good lay
all gems?? haha
maybe just lapis or spinel i think
and connie too

Cavernous

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Space.

peripusi

naaa
uffff

a fucking job

>era 2

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Higher t-levels.

can still grind between the thighs

Where do they pee from?

id still fuck them. LIFE FINDS A WAAAYYYY!!

Pores

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they really flanderized garnet with that shit

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Pearl is his mom, Garnet is his dad

He has no mother. He doesn’t consider any of the Gems his mother but Rose

>you finally get your wish to fuck Peridot and you're naked in bed with her and there is no vagina there is NO place to slide your dick in

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They fit the role and consider him their son.

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Read this as "What does he bleed?"

>A HUMAN REPRODUCTION ROD?

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Steven has one mom who sometimes is three moms. And on special occasions she's four moms.

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He straight up says he has three moms.

A non canon episode doesn’t count and Steven doesn’t consider the Gems his mothers. They’re just friends

That’s just headcanon and terrible one at that. They aren’t his moms, just his friends

To live in Ocean Town.

"Why couldn't Connie say I have three moms?"
quote by Steven
>I know you're trolling but y

Two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quart of tequila... a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls..

Would that kill him?
I think he could take it.

this

He's saying how connie should have portrayed it to her parents, not his own view of them.

All the lines are about them hypothetically being moms

"Okay, okay, okay. Let's focus. Which of you -WOULD make the best and most nuclear mom? Garnet, you keep us safe by scaring off the bad guys, just like a mom WOULD ...But you're not the best conversationalist. Amethyst, you WOULD be a super fun mom!"


Better evidence would be Chille Tid. Where he gives Pearl the role of mom in his dream, suggesting he subconsciously sees her that way.

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>a quart of tequila...
jajaja

Squat in some barely-preserved ghost town?

He needs to embrace his destiny as God Emperor of The Known Universe

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y r u lik dis

Yes, exactly.

Steven needs to be needed. He needs problems to solve. If he tries to stay in beach city, he's going to implode.

Given his mood at the start of the movie and at the start of future, he's most content when he's working on something. So he should go to ocean town and build something.

He should go fight terrorists.

an interesting theory
but I don't think steven wants to be hypothetically speaking the bad guy
I mean, I don't think an emperor like Steve is evil
but people are stupid, so it would probably be a tyrant for them
but I think it's good that he accepts his destiny and is a rougher person