Meanwhile, on Roman Yas Forums

>foreign comics
FUCKING PLEBEIANS, GET OFF OF MY FUCKING BOARD

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>another east vs west thread
Why can’t you guys just enjoy Greek and Latin works?

what's going on between cleopatra and marcus antonius?

Rome had completely absorbed the land and culture of Greece. It was crucial to the foundation of the empire. Would be like calling Pennsylvania foreign.

Minerva. Easiest decision of my life.

>not reading the classics
Fucking pleb zoomers. I liked the Aeneid better when it was called the Iliad.

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>Normal general, but a Christian guy!

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>Every character is now Christian despite being only 5% of the population

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You dirty little savage. It’s always with the “bY zEuS tHeY sToLe ThEiR cUlTuRe” shit with you people. Say Jupiter isn’t an original character I more time, I fucking dare you. Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

That fable was overrated.

Guten Tag, my name is Herr Ken.

I'm a 27 year old Allemani (Germanic fan for you city-dwellers). I carve runes and pictographs on my stones, and spend my days perfecting my art and enacting superior Allemani rituals. (blót, nerthus worship, brúðhlaup)

I train with my waraxe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through iron armor because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my woodcutting license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Allemani fluently, both Suebi and the Osaka dialect, and I carve fluently as well. I know everything about Germanic history and their teutoburg code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Germanic visa, I am moving to trier to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a seiðr for Freyja's cult or a berserker!

I own several pants, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germania, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Germanic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Germania!

I like reading all those comics that portray the Greeks as perverted raging lunatics.
I wonder if anyone will portray us as perverted raging lunatics in the future. Probably not though. We're cultured.

Hey guys, have you seen the new propaganda poster that they have hanging up in Roma? I heard that it was awful and is suggesting anti-pagan views and traditions. Makes me sick knowing that this is the State of Dominicus Comicus.

>owns several pants
What a barbarian

Okay Republican.

So now that Dacia is under our control, what do you all think will become? I hope they don't start marrying with us enough that they could be considered having our heritage.

ROMA INVICTA EST

Oh no! Not again!

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You know what.
I'm sick and tired of Diversity propaganda made by the empire for the sake of plebs.
Enlist them in the army, i'm cool.
Give them the roman citizenship, i'm happy for them.
But your telling me to workship some human son of god? for what? Resurection? Food mutiplication? Water magic?
And his annoying followers? Shitposting their faith until dead.

Gaul propaganda made by a rapebaby wood fag.

Qualcvno ha letto i manoscritti con i disegni dell' amazzone Donna Meraviglia?

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Those fuckers? They've been at it for over a century and a half, that shit's something magical I swear.

cringe

Why are there so many /α/ threads here lately? Getting real tried of these pederasts constantly shitting up the forum with their constant "East vs West" bait threads. Nobody cares about your lune runes

oonga boonga, me like roman things, me want roman citizenship

Hello my fellow patricians, I have a question
Who is the best goddess, and why is it Discordia/Eris?

Did you guys see what Quintious painted on the City wall about the governors wife? Absolute mad lad

Is Hadrian trolling us? I get it, the boipussy was great, but we will not worship it.

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Apparently some of those “Hip” younger soldiers are starting to use the word decimate to mean destroy Instead of to reduce by one tenth
What a bunch of idiots

>those wavy locks
>that round face
>those wide hips
>that perfect ratio of visible muscle to fat
ohmyvenus.fresco

>Roman senators forced me to have fuck Emperor Elagabalus again
Manuscripts for this feel?

Brutus was right

By Zeus such I've never seen such cope

I fucking hate my pater and mater. When I tried to get a wolf to adopt me, I just got mauled instead, and now I'm missing an arm. The wound is turning green and I feel lightheaded all the time, but it's alright because I can pretend to be one of the smashed temple statues and scare people coming to pray to Jupiter.

Help me, Yas Forums, I am FURIOUS!

Today, I learned that there is going to be a reboot of the Olympic Pantheon, & Venus, the MOST BEAUTIFUL goddess, & woman, in the entire world, is going to be a WHITE WOMAN.

This is disgusting, who is attracted to white women? Piss colored hair, pale skin, big, dumb blue eyes... WHY? Why are people so into changing the races of our gods?

>Discordia

Truly plebian taste. Us Tuscans know that the best goddess is Diana.

BOUDICA WOMAN BAD!

Patrician taste.

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>Briton ""women"

What do you guys think of Caesar new Waifu

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I know you guys are going to be assholes about this but it's NOT just fujos who think that achilles and patroclus are fucking. I'm sick of this fucking illiteracy. They are CLEARLY doing it.

XIII K. Maias panem feci

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I thank Allah for blessing us with a wise Sultan. Bless him for ordering the death of those miscreants who prey on children and spend their time drawing nonsense.

VIIIchan is that way.

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates boys' behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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bellus ^w^

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