Story time mr Anonymous.
KND story
Benjamin Howard
Angel Johnson
user and 86 part 1
>Numbuh 62; user was relaxing in his room playing video games after an uneventful day, leaned forward in his chair and just beginning to unwind from yet another monotonous day on the decommissioning squad
>The decommissioning squad; user’s self imposed prison sentence, when he had accepted the assignment he was under the impression that he would be going in “guns ‘a’ blazin, flying fast ships and pursuing defectors” but thus far it had just been day after day of escorting miserably depressed operatives into their even more depressing new lives ‘livin the dream’ user thought to himself, rolling his eyes
>Just as a new wave of cynicism was about to wash over him, the intercom sounded, a thickly accented but clearly feminine voice filling the room causing user to pause his game “Attention! Attention! This is nah a drill, Numbuhs 58, 786 and...ugh, 62...report tah briefing room B immediately!”
>user saves his game before sighing and standing up “well, she sounds happy as ever.” he says to himself slipping his freshly shed armor back on, buckling it in place and grabbing his helmet from his coatrack before walking out his door ‘we’re ruining people’s lives after hours now huh?’ he bitterly thinks as he enters the hallway.
To be continued? Well of course, we’ve only just begun!
Alexander Robinson
user and 86 part 1
>user began his trek down the hall towards one of the dozens of elevators that connected the barracks pod his room was located in to the central hub of moon base
>’Wonder whats going on Numbuh 86 sounded mad, well she always sounds mad but still..’ he thought to himself as he pressed a button and awaited his elevator, as it arrives and the doors open user walks in, still focused on his own thoughts when a small voice pulls him from his internal dialogue
> “Oh!..Hey Numbuh 62..um, going up?” the question causing user to finally take in his surroundings and notice the small blonde girl he was sharing an elevator with “Hey Sonia, yup, level 74” user replies with a smile, the girl presses the button for user before turning to him with a frown “Anoooon! You’re supposed to call me Numbuh 83 nooow!” She whines causing user to chuckle “Right right right, sheesh, it’s almost like you’re excited to be here...Numbuh 83” he teases, receiving a playful smile and an eye roll from the girl
>As the elevator continues to rise the two joke about everything from Numbuh 1’s bald head to conspiracy theories about count spankulot, the fun is cut short however as the elevator arrives at floor 74 and user sighs, remembering yet again his boring assignment on the decommissioning squad, “Well, see ya later So- Numbuh 83” he says as he steps out of the elevator “Bye user!” the small girl replies quickly as the doors shut, leaving user alone once again.
To be continued? Certainly!
William Jones
you have my attention
Liam Cooper
Based endive
Angel Young
Good evening darling! Lovely to see you!
Jackson Cook
Great to see you too user.
Aaron Garcia
user and 86 part 1
>After a short walk down the hall from the elevators user finally reaches briefing room B, as he reaches for the doorknob he can hear voices inside ‘Well, here we go’ he thinks as he opens the door and steps in
>”Well look who decided tah finally show up, did yah have a nice walk? Maybe do some sight seein? Take a seat Numbuh 62 and I’ll TRY to get yah up tah speed” Numbuh 86 says before adding “If that’s even possible” under her breath just barely loud enough for user to hear.
>’Nice to see you too’ he thinks to himself before opening his mouth to speak “Well sooorry, if I’d known you missed me so much I would’ve double timed it Fanny” he says before taking a seat next to his snickering teammates and allowing a modicum of gratification to settle in his mind as he notices his redheaded superior’s face redden and posture tense up at the mention of her name.
>unexpectedly however instead of a venomous retort the girl offers only a pink faced glare and a small growl in response before pressing a button, causing the screen at the front of the room to activate and display a picture of a kid wearing glasses and a bowler hat, his wide smile putting his braces prominently on display
To be continued? Well...yes, obviously.
Asher Gray
>Fanny
honestly I don't know who came up with that as a name but they must have hated people
Easton Harris
user and 86 part 1
>”This is Numbuh 16 squared” Numbuh 86 states “one of our top researches in experimental 2x4 technology and applied sciences” she finishes before once again pressing the button, causing the screen to switch to another picture of “Numbuh 16 squared” this time dressed in a lab coat and holding a glowing green vial with a pair of tongs
>As user looks at the picture he begins begins to frown ‘She calls us down here after hours to show us a slideshow of some dork? Why?’ He wonders before snapping back to reality “He’s currently in the process o-“ “Thats fascinating and all but what’s this brainiac got to do with us?” user asks, interrupting his superior mid sentence.
>The redhead scowls, quickly turning her head switching her focus from the screen to settle solely on user “I’m glad you asked user, buh if yah would kindly SHUH UP I’m getting tah thah!” she says with ire. user rolls his eyes receiving a chuckle from Numbuh 786 and a pat on the back from Numbuh 58.
>”Now if we’re done askin stupid questions I’ll continue, if thahs okay with everybody!” Numbuh 86 says, giving user one last corrosive look before continuing “Before I say this next part I wanna remind yah all thah top secret means DON’T OPEN YOUR MOUTHES ABOUT IT, Numbuh 16 squared and his team are currently working on a top secret experimental formula that would allow kids to STAY kids” user’s eyes widen in surprise ‘Well, that’s something’ he thinks ‘But Fanny proooobably didn’t call us down here to let us know we’re out of the job’ he concludes as Numbuh 86 continued to speak
To be continued? Yes, yes it will.
Justin Long
Go on...
Andrew Myers
Wyatt Jones
I fully intend to user.
Jason Rodriguez
user and 86 part 1
>”Numbuh 16 squared is due for decommissioning in 72 hours” she states causing user’s shoulders to slump under the weight of yet another wave of melancholy ‘Ah, so that’s it then, Uuuuugh she couldnt have waited until tomorrow to tell us about another sad escort job?’ he mentally groans
>”HOWEVER!” Numbuh 86 says loudly, recapturing user’s attention “As of three hours ago he’s disappeared and his lab and all his R&D works gone with him”
>Upon bearing this user perks up, his head now fully in the game, this wasn’t some sad walk with some sad operative, this was...something else and after being locked in mind numbing monotony for so long that alone was enough to hold user’s attention “Thah being said, Numbuh 362 has personally given us the task of bringing him back” the redheaded girl states.
>user raises a hand “Whah is it now?!” Numbuh 86 spits, acknowledging user’s question “What are we looking at here? Like...is intel pointing to an abduction or.....?” user responds causing Numbuh 86 to blink a few times, not being accustomed to legitimate questions from her until now unprofessional subordinate “Unfortunately no, Intelligence indicates that Numbuh 16 squared left on his own, consensus is thah he’s gone rogue.”
To be continued? You know it mr Anonymous.
Colton Rogers
actually interesting story
Pretty regular updating
You have my attention anondive
Andrew Myers
Lol, “Anondive” haven’t seen that one before, glad you’re enjoying the story so far user.
Grayson Russell
Yo this is like an actually story or something. Lit.
Dylan Perez
Shit, did the one with Panini end?
Michael Reed
What is the last thing you remember from the story? I finished that one about two weeks ago, well “finished” it for now anyway.
Jose Taylor
Lol That’s what I was going for user.
Jaxon Brown
user and 86 part 1
>He’s. Gone. Rogue. Three words that nearly left user in a state of shock, he looked back to the picture of the operative in question displayed on the screen, a picture of him smiling as he dissected a frog, of all the kids that could’ve done it THIS was the one that did? Seriously? “Fortunately for us, even with all that brainpower he was still dumb to take off with in a Moon base shuttle, tracker and all still active”
>’Wait...what?’ user thinks. “Doesn’t that seem a little, I don’t know...weird?” Numbuh 58 asks cautiously, “Weird? Yes. Great for us? Also yes” Numbuh 86 says, brushing her question off “She’s right Fanny.” user says, once again earning an angry glare from the redhead before pointing at the picture on the screen “I mean seriously? This guy is smart enough to make some kind of forever young potion but dumb enough to take a trackable ship? That’s sketchy.” He finishes
>Numbuh 86 merely rolls her eyes “Wooow now there’s a headline for yah; boys do stupid things, more at 11” she retorts “I want everybody geared up and ready to go in one hour, the mission is as follows, first; we find Numbuh 16 squared, second; we find his research, third; we bring him back here to moon base and hand his research off to his old team, fourth; Interrogate and then decommission Numbuh 16 squared, any questions?” user raises his hand “No? Good, dismissed. Meet in hangar 17 in one hour.” She says, completely ignoring user’s raised hand
To be continued? Of course!
Joseph Lewis
really enjoying this one so far.
Matthew Stewart
Glad to hear it user!
Caleb Lewis
My only complaint is the speed so I can't exactly enjoy it while fapping but I am glad you're making it!
Justin Young
Thanks user. If it makes you feel any better there are definitely explicit parts in this story, I promise.
Jackson Moore
user and 86 part 1
>As Numbuhs 58 and 786 left the briefing room and headed to the armory user stood from his seat and approached Numbuh 86 who was facing the the front of the room pouring over the details of the mission for the hundredth time, as she heard user’s foot steps approaching her she closed her eyes and let out a frustrated sigh “Thah’s funny, it doesn’t sound like you’re heading tah the armory, Numbuh 62” she says without turning around “Yeah yeah I should be getting gear together, look Fan...” user begins in his usual sarcastic way of speaking but upon noticing the girl grow rigid at his words he adopts a more amicable tone
>“...Numbuh 86, I’m not saying this to challenge you or whatever, but you do realize how unlikely it is that that guy would take a trackable ship right? Like, this has to be some kind of trap.” He finishes causing Numbuh 86 to turn and face him, craning her neck slightly in order to make eye contact with him “Ha! Are yah scared user?” She smirks “I figured you’d be excited, what with how yah do nothing but complain about how borin it is around here. So what if it’s a trap? What’s one nerd gonna do? Read the dictionary at us?” She says, her voice laced with condescension user takes a deep breath, swallowing down his irritation “....Fair point...but we need to have a back up plan in case-“ before user could finish his sentence he is interrupted “We don’t NEED a backup plan, because my plan is gonna work perfectly! Honestly I think I liked you better when you just sat there looking cute and stupid!” Numbuh 86 says before quickly turning away, her face going red at the realization of what she just said
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Jonathan Green
>’Wait...what did she say?’ user thinks before opening his mouth to speak “No more questions! No ifs ands or buts Numbuh 62, get to the armory, grab whatever gear you need and be at hangar 17 in 53 minutes, GO!” The redheaded girl barks. user rolls his eyes “Fine, but if I die tonight I’m haunting you Fanny.” he says as he leaves the room.
>Now alone in the briefing room Numbuh 86 fans her face with the papers in her hands “Relax Fanny...relax, that stupid, frustrating,handsome, STUPID idiot didn’t even hear you.” She says under her breath
To be continued? Yes indeed!
Kayden Sanchez
Theeere it is.
Kayden Ramirez
user and 86 part 1
>As user entered the armory his thoughts were still on the frustrating discourse he had just been through with his CO ‘How can she possibly think this is gonna go well? I mean seriously! This guy is setting us up! No one that smart would steal a bugged ship, he’s probably got like, an army of frankensteins or something just waiting for us!’ user raged in his own head ‘but noooo “we don’t need a backup plan!” she says, with her stupid cute accent!’ user stops at that thought and takes a deep breath before letting loose a long exhale “whatever, I’ll just have to hope for the best and expect the worst” he says as he makes his way to the far wall and signing out a S.C.A.M.P.P, a few cinnabombs and trading his usual helmet out for a similar model with a motion sensor visor “No frankensteins sneaking up on me...again” he whispers to himself.
>Upon arriving at hangar 17 user was met by a grinning Numbuh 58 “Hey hey! Look at that! You got here early! Can’t wait to see Numbuh 86’s face, this’ll shock the pants clean off her!” She says laughing user rolls his eyes but feels his face heat up ever so slightly at the wording of his teammate’s comment, finding himself at a loss for words, noticing user’s uncharacteristic silence Numbuh 58 continues “Aaaaanyway, let’s get over to the S.P.A.C.E.C.H.A.S.E.R.” She says before turning and leading user toward the aforementioned ship
>As user and Numbuh 58 arrive at the shuttle and set their gear into the secure lockers provided, they find Numbuh 786 napping in a hammock in the back of the ship, Numbuh 58 decides to run a diagnostics check and user checks his watch ‘ uh oh, someone’s laaaaaate’ he thinks and smugly grins, opting to sit on the shuttle’s ramp and await his superior.
To be continued? Definitely.
Michael Adams
user and 86 part 1
>Numbuh 86 knew exactly what kind of night it was going to be when she entered the hangar only to find user, her LEAST punctual, MOST infuriating teammate sitting back on the Spacechaser loading ramp, looking entirely too smug she didn’t know which was worse, the fact that he was looking at her like that, or the fact that for some reason she actually kind of liked it “And just whah are yah looking at Numbuh 62!?” She exclaims, causing user’s smug grin to become a full fledged smile
>”tsk tsk tsk, late for your own party Fanny?” He says, his voice oozing with mirth “ruuuuude.” He finishes as Numbuh 58 walks out on to the ramp behind him “Yeah Numbuh 86, I mean, user rushed all the way here just to see you, never seen the guy so excited!” the words cause both user and Numbuh 86’s eyes you widen and faces to redden “....Shuh up.” Numbuh 86 says simply as she storms past both the both of them and into the Spacechaser “Sheesh, what’s her problem?” Numbuh 58 asks “ just...shut up and come on.” user replies, standing up and walking into the shuttle.
> a few moments later the Spacechaser launches from the hangar, Numbuh 58 feeling sufficiently awkward after the ramp incident now occupies the pilot seat steering the ship in the direction of the marked coordinates from the stolen shuttle while Numbuh 786 occupies the copilot seat, leaving user and Fanny to sit in the passenger seats in the back of the shuttle.
To be continued? As if I would write this out so far just to quit now!?Of course it will be continued!
Chase Morales
Good
Goooood.
Carter Brown
user and 86 part 1
>”Numbuh 58, whah’s our ETA?” Numbuh 86 asks into her mic “Well...it depends on the weather once we enter atmosphere, if there’s a storm along the way or a meteor shower it could b-“ Numbuh 58 begins but is promptly cut off “I asked for an ETA, nah a speech Numbuh 58, give me a number.” The red head barks into her mic “.....bout an hour and a half...give or take” ‘...ugh, perfect’ she thinks to herself as she takes her helmet off, sitting it on the bench beside her and looking up at user from across the walkway
>user, who was staring out the window on the back of the shuttle felt eyes on him and turned his attention toward the direction of the perceived disturbance, seeing Numbuh 86 looking at him he turns his head to face her “Whatchya looking at?” He asks causing the girl to subtly frown “Nothin interesting.” “Hey, speaking of interesting” user says, smugness returning to his voice “What was so interesting that it caused my oh so time obsessed CO to be late hmm?” He asks
>Fanny’s frown becomes significantly less subtle and her cheeks adopt a tinge of red “Not that it’s any of your business, but I....had something tah take care of.” She offers as a pseudo answer to his question ‘something to take care of?’ he thinks and raises an eyebrow “Like what?” He asks, the girls hands balling into fists and her eyes looking away for a moment before closing her eyes, crossing her arms and replying “Oh I didn’t tell yah?” Causing user to cock his head to the side as her eyes open and she fixes him with an angry glare, face still red “Then it’s nah your business is it Numbuh 62?!”
To be continued? Well....duh.
Colton Barnes
This is a great start to the weekend
Gavin Garcia
I’m impressed. My expectations regarding KND were uncertain, but Fanny was a great choice. Bless the recommending user. The tension has left me squirming. I’ve savored the story so far and eagerly await further developments.
Jacob Taylor
Good! Glad it’s to your liking user!
Jaxson Sullivan
Fanny was always my favorite, so when I got the request I thought “huh..why haven’t I done that yet?” I’m glad you’re enjoying it user and as always, feel free to leave a request for the next one!
Benjamin Barnes
user and 86 part 1
>Something about her maybe it was the defiance in her eyes, maybe it was just the way she looked, sitting there, cheeks red, arms crossed and looking everywhere except at user, SOMETHING about this situation caused user’s heart to speed up and an odd confidence to creep into him as he leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees and fixing Numbuh 86 with a curious look
>”Soooo, assuming you had enough time to make it to the armory...you know, like you told me to, what gear did you grab?” user asked, genuinely curious “My gear was already aboard the shuttle...but if yah MUST know, I checked out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R and a H.A.I.R.CU.T.T.E.R” she begrudgingly says “Splanker huh? I always figured you were that kind of girl” user says with a smile “HUH?! AND WHAH IS THAH SUPPOSED TAH MEAN NUMBUH 62!?!!” The redhead shouts loud enough that Numbuhs 58 and 786 both turn and look back at her momentarily from their seats up front, her eyes wide and her cheeks burning
> “....That you like fighting up close and personal?” user replies with a raised brow before the smug grin from earlier returned to his face “Why? What’d you think I meant?” He asks, not taking his eyes off the girl, “J-Just shuh up and enjoy the view.” She replies, turning her head to look out the window “Already on it Fanny” user says as he too turns his head, smile still on his face, not noticing Numbuh 86 still watching him from her peripheral.
To be continued? Certainly!
Carson Price
I hope this will still be here when I wake up
Looking forward to the rest Endive
David Butler
user and 86 part 1
12
>Roughly 90 minutes later the shuttle touched ground in a junkyard of all places, right beside it was the pristine shuttle their target had used to leave moon base, still wholly intact. ‘He didn’t even try to hide it’ user thinks “Alright, here we are, opening the hatch in 3...2...1” said Numbuh 58 before opening the hatch and lowering the ramp for egress, user opened his locker and checked over his gear ‘well, here we go...into an obvious trap set by some super genius...what could possibly go wrong?’ he thought to himself, remembering his frustration from earlier taking a sideways glance at a very confident looking Numbuh 86 before shaking his head
>‘Uuuugh, I’m really hoping I’m wrong about this one Fanny.’ having given his equipment a once over he slipped his helmet on and activated the motion tracker “you know, I like thah helmet a lot better than your usual one” Numbuh 86 says, catching user off guard “Oh?” “Mostly because I don’t have tah look at your face” she replies before turning and exiting the Spacechaser, user simply rolls his eyes under his visor “ Ok, weapons are good, motion tracker is good, let’s go” he whispers to himself
>Once he had all his gear ready user exited the Shuttle, and joined his teammates. “Scans s-seem to indicate a tunnel leading through the b-bus into some kind of underground...type..d-d-deal.” Numbuh 786 says looking up from his handheld device and pointing at an old dilapidated school bus with a metal door rigged to it, half submerged in mud, it’s front half being the only part above ground “So thahs where you’re hiding huh?” Numbuh 86 says looking at the bus smugly “Pretty cool hiding spot honestly” Numbuh 58 pipes up
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Mason Harris
>”So...just so we’re all on the same page here...this super genius takes all his research, steals a ship he had to have known was being tracked, leaves that ship wholly intact and parked outside of his underground lair that we were able to detect in like, 4 seconds...am I really the only one that finds that a little weird?” user says, trying one final time to make his team leader see reason but receiving only a sympathetic look and an “I mean...” from Numbuh 58, a nervous shrug from Numbuh 786 and an eye roll from said team leader .
To be continued? Well...yeah!
Oliver Flores
Sleep tight user, there’s plenty more still to be had.
Mason Thomas
like how you’re handling user in this and good job being consistent with Fannys accent. gotta appreciate the little things.
Nathaniel Perry
Hey, thanks user!
Joseph Bennett
user and 86 part 1
>”Alright everybody, fall in, Numbuh 58; you’re on point, Numbuh 786 you’re second, I’ll hold middle, Numbuh 62 once you’re done whining you take rear, stay staggered” Numbuh 86 orders, ignoring Anons earlier point “Alright now let’s move!” seeing no point in any further protest user just sighs and falls into position and the group advances on the bus
>Upon reaching the exposed door of the bus Numbuh 58 reached out, fully expecting it to be locked and desperately hoping it wasn’t rigged with a trap, to her surprise however, as he grasped the bar of the door and pulled it opened wide, opening a viable point of ingress “And the door is just unlocked? Seriously? Nobody is picking up these red flags?” user asks “Numbuh 58, keep moving, Numbuh 62, Shuh up” Numbuh 86 says with a roll of her eyes. Not wanting to risk her team leader’s anger Numbuh 58 continued forward holding her F.R.A.P.P.E at the ready as she stepped into the bus
>user wasn’t sure what to expect as they entered the bus, an explosion, a steel cage slamming shut around them, a hail of enemy fire raining down on them from all angles all these scenarios played in his head, what he didn’t expect was that nothing would happen but that’s exactly what occurred and somehow, that didn’t ease his mind at all. As they walked down the walkway of the old bus following the tunnel it attached to well below ground level “See? All that bellyachin’ for nothing” Numbuh 86 mocked from her position in front of him
>The group moved further and further down the tunnel which seemed as if it had no end, the only indication of how far they’d moved being Numbuh 786’s occasional updates every hundred yards or so, each step only causing user to feel more like a trapped animal.
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Nathaniel Miller
>”Hey, hold up you guys!” Numbuh 58 yelled from her front position “whah is it! Why are we stoppin?!” questioned Numbuh 86 “The tunnel forks, we can either go straight ahead or take a left, your call ma’am ” Numbuh 58 informs
To be continued? But of course!
Brayden Morris
user and 86 part 1
14
>Before Numbuh 86 could answer, there was a faint hum and a flash before the team was separated by an energy field and split into two groups as the initial shock dissipated a new voice spoke over their comms “Actually, it’s my call.” It said smugly ‘Ah, yep, there it is’ user internally groans. “And I say that Numbuhs 58 and 786 will go straight and Numbuhs 86 and 62 will go left, now go“
>”Numbuh 16 squared, yah coward!” Numbuh 86 suddenly erupts “yah may as well just give up! We’re gonna find yah and when we do we’ll drag yah outta here kickin and screamin! So drop thah stupid force field ri-“ “Oh shut up, honestly does that attitude ever get you anywhere? Besides humiliated I mean.” The voice user now knew as Numbuh 16 squared shot back “Really Numbuh 86, where DID you learn your manners?....your father?” At the mention of her dad the redhead suddenly goes rigid “I...am tellin yah right now...give up.” she says through barely contained rage “And allow you myopic thugs to abscond with my precious research and erase my memories?! Fat chance Fulbright, now as I was saying, you MAY want to move along.” As the last sentence finished user noticed a flashing arrow on his visor indicating movement from behind
To be continued? Certainly!
Daniel Sanders
user and 86 part 1
>”Uh..Numbuh 86..” user calls trying to get the redhead’s attention as he spins around and brings his Scampp to bear on the “empty” tunnel behind him unfortunately the girl is still in a state of near blind rage at the words exchanged between her and their unpleasant host “Numbuh 86!” user tries once again as the arrow flashing on his visor grows brighter and blinks more rapidly, indicating whatever was coming was closing fast “Fanny!” He finally yells “Whah?!” His team leader finally spits out in response
>”Somethings coming, fast, we need to move.” user says “Right,um..ok!” Numbuh 86 takes a deep breath and exhales attempting to regain her composure “Numbuh 58, you and Numbuh 786 go straight, but be careful! If you see thah traitor hit him with the Frappes and we’ll drag his frozen butt outta here!” she says with as much authority as she could muster at the moment “Right!” “Y-yes ma’am!” The two responded before scampering further down the tunnel she then turns to user “Numbuh 62, we’re goin left” she states matter of factly “Ya think?” user replies
>The moment they entered the new tunnel user’s motion sensor went silent ‘well...that’s not foreboding or anything’ he thinks to himself
To be continued? Well yes!
Jack Murphy
Based thread honesty
Jason Foster
Glad to have you here for it user.
Michael White
This thread is blessed. Keep up the good work.
Dominic Price
user and 86 part 1
>They had been walking down this tunnel for what felt like hours and each step felt like another step toward something...bad, despite the paranoia settling in on user’s thoughts he manages to pry his attention off of his motion sensor and focus on his oddly shaken CO for a moment; outwardly the girl seems nearly the same as her usual grumpy self but user can practically feel the tension radiating off of her, “Fa...Numbuh 86, you good?” he asks,causing her to stop dead in her tracks as she holsters her Splanker and spins around to face him “Am I...good? AM I GOOD?! No I’m nah GOOD?! We’re stuck underground, bein followed by who knows what and to top it off we’ve been separated from the rest ah the team and have no clue if Numbuhs 58 and 786 are ok!!!” She yells “Oh I bet you’re lovin this aren’t yah?! Is thah it! Yah wanna say I told yah so?! Go ahead then Numbuh 62 say it!” she says angrily, tears welling up in her eyes, her hands now balled into fists
>user’s brows raise under his visor ‘so...that’s a no then’ he concludes before allowing his Scampp to rest on its strap and gently placing his hands on the nearly crying girls shoulders “Fanny...I’m not trying to say anything like that, who said what doesn’t matter right now, the mission is still the mostly the same, we’re gonna find Numbuh 58 and 786, then; we’re gonna drag this jerk out of this stupid tunnel and take his smart guy papers back.” user says as the girl wipes the tears from her eyes
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Jaxon Jackson
>”Besides, I can think of worse people to be stuck with” he says with a grin, receiving a soft chuckle and a “Shuh up” in response as she reached up and gently removed his hands from her shoulders “you’re right thanks....user” she says with a faint smile, user feels his cheeks heat up and is suddenly thankful for his visor ‘huh...’ he would’ve liked some time for some introspection about the feeling in his chest but unfortunately for him the screech that filled the room snapped him and Numbuh 86 both immediately back to the task at hand
To be continued? As if I would quit 16 installments in.
Thomas Gutierrez
user and 86 part 1
17
>The sound causes both user and Fanny to jump before bringing their previously holstered weapons to bear on the tunnel behind them, everything had been silent since they had been split from their teammates at the fork who knows how many miles back but now as they stood in this dimly lit tunnel with noise filling their ears and flashing arrows filling the edges of user’s visor the situation suddenly reawakened the feeling of dread that had for a time made itself silent “Whahs your visor sayin? Which way?” Numbuh 86 asks with an undertone of urgency “It says something’s coming from behind us and...beside us” user replies turning to look at the tunnel wall to their right “Whatever it is, it’s in the wall”
>As the words left his mouth a section of the wall perhaps 30 feet back from their current location bursts open and four creatures lurched out, they almost seemed to shimmer in the dim glow of the tunnel they upon noticing the pair the creatures bodys seemed to shake producing the now all too familiar screeching as they began to shamble towards them “Don’t just stand there! Blast those things!” she orders as user raises his Scampp and lands a solid blow to the leading creature’s center of mass, causing it to stop in its tracks giving user a moment to make out the softball sized hole he left in the creature, before it lets loose an even louder screech and more of the blue slime of its body moves to fill the hole and it continues on its path toward them, “Whah...are these things?!” Fanny yells “Well, I’m not gonna stop and ask! Let’s go! user says urging his CO to run, as they fled; the all too smarmy voice of Numbuh 16 squared keyed up over their comms yet again “Ah, so I see you’ve met the S.L.I.M.Es, goooood, you may as well just surrender and- what was that?!” the voice says before cutting out
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Charles Rivera
> finally after what feels like an eternity the duo reach a round chamber with three tunnels leading in to it and what looks like a door on the far side of it, but before either could catch their breath the screeching of the “Slimes” once again fills the air
To be continued? Yes.
David Flores
user and 86 part 1
> The gurgled screeches of the Slimes seem to be coming from everywhere at once, user looks to his motion sensor and sees movement in all three of the tunnels attached to the chamber “Well, the bad news is; they’re in every tunnel...” he says, trying to stay calm “Great, perfect, why wouldn’t they be?!” Numbuh 86 says not even attempting to stay calm before she turns and takes note of the door on the far side of the chamber “user! You pickin up anythin from over there?!” She yells, pointing toward the door, user turns toward the door and notices zero indicators on his visor “huh...nope!” “Then I vote we go thah way!” Numbuh 86 exclaims, grabbing him by the sleeve and dragging him to the vaulted door
>As the two of the step inside the room and slam the excessively heavy door shut behind them they both allow themselves to collapse onto the floor, backs on the wall and finally catch their breath, unfortunately for them however an all too familiar voice crackles into existence from a speaker mounted on to a camera attached to the ceiling in the center of the room “Oh now this is fortuitous! Here I thought my Slimes would have to drag you screaming and crying to the testing center but here you are! Of your own volition no less, your teammates gave me quite a bit of trouble there for a moment, I hadn’t anticipated either of those ignorami making it this far in, but I’m sure the Slimes have dealt with them by now...but enough about that, you’re probably wondering why you’re here yes?” The smug voice questions “Not really” user says and the camera turns slightly to focus on on him “your gross frankensteins chased us, we ran, they chased us some more, we hid in here, easy peasy.”
To be continued? Of course!
Nicholas Anderson
YES. I thought you went off the radar. Secret smut writer user is back!
Jack Reyes
Lol, back and in action user, sorry for the downtime, I decided it was easier to just take a week and write out my stories before releasing them here, than how I did things with the Panini story.
Dylan Sanders
user and 86 part 1
>”Well aren’t you....clever, for one thing Numbuh 62; Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster and for another thing NO you and your incompetent leader are here because I need test subjects ” Numbuh 16 squared’s voice says indignantly “Test subjects? I recommend history, that’s my favorite, anyway.” user retorts “Has anyone ever told you, Numbuh 62 that you are INFURIATING?!!” The voice growls in response causing user to turn and look at Numbuh 86, who had been uncharacteristically silent “Yeah, actually.” He says getting a snort from the girl beside him
>”....Are you quite finished?” user takes a moment before answering “For now” “Gooood, let me ask you this Numbuh 86” the voice says, causing Numbuh 86 to sit up straighter in attention “are you PROUD of what you do? You know, ruining people’s lives I mean...taking someone who has done nothing but good for the KND and kids everywhere! Someone who’s only crime is aging and stripping them of all their memories and letting them turn in to miscreants like your father!?!” Again at the mention of her father user can see Numbuh 86 tense up, user reaches down and squeezes her balled first causing the girl to whip her head around to face him, her eyes wide “Calm down Fanny, this dork is just trying to get in your head,.” user says, receiving a nod in response, taking a deep breath to calm herself before opening her mouth to speak “It’s gah nothin tah do with bein proud, it’s just business, it’s gotta be done to protect the KND, it’s a raw deal, but it is what it’s” the girl responds
To be continued? Well duh!
Owen Roberts
2 things anondive:
1- this story is fucking good so far and your doing the lords work.
2-I have a request (pic related)
Oliver Wright
Lol, I can’t get over “Anondive”.
Well, firstly; I’m glad you like it user. Secondly; Dani huh? Did you have a scenario in mind?
Eli Long
user and 86 part1
>”...it is...what it’s....that’s all you have to say? Really?! What about the fact that it wouldn’t be necessary at all if you fools would just push my decommissioning back for an extra year!! Huh? What about that! My research would change everything!!” Numbuh 16 squared rages over the speaker “And it will, buh you won’t be the one to finish it, ”Fanny says almost threateningly “And besides, did you really think stealing a ship, attacking the decommissioning squad and trapping the Global tactical officer was a good idea? Thought you were supposed to be smart.” user adds.
>”No...NO NO NO! That is completely unacceptable! You want me to give up MY research and allow myself to be decommissioned so that eventually some OTHER kid can complete MY work and the KND can reap the benefits of eternal youth while I fester? NEVER!” The disembodied voice screamed “Look man, I know it sucks and I hate doing it...but eventually getting decommissioned is in the job description you’ve known that since academy, that’s just how it is.” user says “Exactly, now knock off the mad scientist garbage and surrender!” Fanny exclaims “No...If I have to go, then so does every other operative in this circus of an organization! You see, after my decommissioning became imminent I devised a plan, by actively deconstructing and reversing my perpetual youth formula I created a new one! One that would cause operatives to effectively reach and or surpass decommissioning standard, INSTANTANEOUSLY! “ as the last word entered open air a hissing sound became apparent as user and Fanny both see a faint purple mist seeping from thin vents on the opposite side of the room
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Mason Richardson
“As you succumb to ageification, remember this all could have been avoided if you had ju-“we’ll never know what those final words were as user raised his Scampp and blasted the speaker and camera out of existence “...boring conversation anyway” he said as he and Numbuh 86 stood and faced the purple mist encroaching upon them
To be continued? Oh yes.
Jaxon Cook
Woops, forgot the greentext arrow. In my defense user(s) it’s 0425 lol.