ITT: write a nu-South Park episode with this premise

Randy Marsh kills Sneed.

Craig and Tweek go to Japan.

>Look everyone, these people have proof that I was right about the jews!

>Cartman leaks Kyle's address and info on Yas Forums and since the media says bullshit like The Hacker Known as Yas Forums, Kyle becomes more and more paranoid that some Alt-right Nazi hacker will ruin his family's life for being Jew's.
>B plot sees Wendy having her nudes posted on Yas Forums because Cartman got a hacker to get them. When Wendy finds out, Eric blames Butters and he's beaten to a pulp by PC Principal for being a Yas Forums "incel".
>Also, Orange Man bad

Creek gets the Corona virus.

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Democratic Primaries mixed with Corona virus shit
Bernie Sanders is secretly an evil villain but his "evil speeches" are only framed like he is evil - dramatic lighting, sinister music, etc. But he just says stuff like he's going to legalize weed and make college free

[banjo plays]

Boys waiting for the bus and discussing movies.

*HUFF*

GAIS

*HUFF*

GAIS

*HUFF HUFF*

GAIS! It’s finally happened!

“Finally what dude?”

Lemme finish, Jewboy. FINALLY! The world has woken up and recognizes my genius!

I can very easily see an episode centered around Tweek flipping his shit over coronavirus

>another "character discovers Yas Forums" thread

Bait for Chinese search bots?

Ol' Grandpa Marsh finally kicks the bucket, and the Marsh family fights bitterly over his $1,000,000,000 inheritance. Stan attempts to distract himself from his family's bickering with virtual reality chatrooms only to find out his sister Shelley is a furry

They should skip doing another season and instead put the effort into another game.
Fractured But Whole is still good, and much better then the last few seasons of south park itself

>Cartman finds people online on a message board that openly share their politically incorrect opinions
>He ends up at a Yas Forums irl meetup, something similar to the HWNDU thing
>is surprised that everyone present isn't white
>goofy hijinks ensures
>meanwhile Randy gets extremely addicted to porn, ends up looking like THE COOMER jayman079
>He somehow gets mistaken for a freaky skinhead neo nazi
>Cartman doesn't recognize him and drags him along to start his own Yas Forums meetup, trying to find actual white neo nazis
>some shit happens
>everyone learns some gay lesson
>THE END

Best on itt it actually feels like a South Park episode.

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Trump Garrison and those member berries come back, so it's up for butters dad to ground them forever.

Goin down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time!

3DCG isn't that hard with paper cutouts user
hell this is a pretty old opening too

>cartman decides to do something evil
>kyle stops him while being ridiculously cute, adorable, and endearing
there, that's all you need for a fantastic south park episode

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Stan snaps and kills his dad.
I dont even hate randy all that much it just seems like stan get more and more tired of randy's shit with each season.

South Park is invaded by an army of undead Kennies.

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and don't forget to add Coprophilia and eproctophilia he is a dirty boy
>eats farts
>eats assburgers
>eats shit from a Japanese man
>he finds the shit of Tom Brady

>only did it because it would literally ensure world peace
>didnt know they were assburgers, and everybody ate them, not just him
>didnt have a choice
>literally saved the lives of all the women in south park because of his cool superpower of being able to perceive and communicate with bacteria

Mass shooters explicitly yell Yas Forums memes when they kill people lately
There's a direct pipeline between Yas Forums culture and right wing terrorism but please keep burrying your head in the sand and cling to your safety memeblanket

>its a japan makes a "south park spinoff" show

>Yas Forums culture and right wing terrorism

Nah, most of the real cool cases were eighties, we only get half-assed lamers.

Yes and no.

Yas Forums is kinda like fundamentalist Mullahs. They don’t order any particular activity and often lack the means. But they do certainly indoctrinate people into committing violence.

>they are the enemy
>they are subhuman
>kill them all
>use XYZ tactic for high scores
>we are heroes
>all who oppose us will die

>meanwhile Randy gets extremely addicted to porn, ends up looking like THE COOMER jayman079

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Kenny becomes an e-girl

>Coronavirus is found in South Park Elementary
>Tweek wears a full-blown mask to school
>Cartman is sure it's because of an Asian student and starts a campaign
>Kyle tries to stop him but it backfires
>PC Principal is in tough spot because the virus is found from minority student
>Kenny dies

Somehow, Pip returns from the dead

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not long after cartman starts using Yas Forums does a new student named Apu transfers into the school after his father Pepe moved to southpark

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South park in the real world

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Randy gets obsessed with some new pop culture phenomenon. Cartman is an asshole to another kid because of something in the news.

based Li Wenliang

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hhmmmmmm spoky

>tfw no kyle bf

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>discovers something online and tries to share it

This is too out of character to make a good story

Jews can't play basketball

Parody of Emu's Pink Windmill Kids

yeah well kyle can play it better than anyone else in south park and he's a jew

There is corona epidemic, so American government is putting all the Chinese people in quarantine, except just like in Tweek x Craig the Americans can't tell different Asian people apart so they end up captivating the Japanese and Koreans too. Because of misunderstandings Tweek is put there too but he starts singing and becomes a corona idol.

Premise would be better if you just start with all the kids at school using Yas Forums. Then the boards they post on start influencing their behavior in different whacky ways.

They already referenced Yas Forums in the game

Randy doesn't get the meme and makes a joke so unfunny that it kills Sneedposting across the whole site.

cartman starts browsing pol and r9k and starts using terminology like simp and basedboy but secretly started to get into cuckolding and tries to get token to cuckold him with hydie.

>cartman discovers Yas Forums
>starts calling everyone -oomers at school
>"you're such a fucking coomer dude"
>"oh look everyone! Here's the school's doomer!"
>butters catches on the -oomer memes and explains them to his classmates
>people starts categorizing themselves as boomers, coomers or whatever

This would've been more relevent in the project chanology era

youtu.be/BDlh-tIamrU
This, but extended to be a full 22 minute episode.

Kenny is cute!

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Sounds like a shit season, at least they haven't done that