Could Osmosis Jones beat the Corona Virus?
Could Osmosis Jones beat the Corona Virus?
Brandon Ramirez
Hunter Richardson
Yea, easily. It's just a mutated flu, it's like less than 2% fatal.
Adam Cruz
He barely beat that guy
Nolan Martinez
When the last time a case of scarlet fever even existed?
Jordan Roberts
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Aiden Russell
That's still 30 times more fatal than a normal flu.
Adam Gomez
White blood cells only live for about 3 days, which is less time than it takes to recover, but I guess he could get it started.
Yeah, about 10 times more deadly than normal flu.
Chance of life-threatening symptoms is 4% or more for people aged 60+, so about the same as rolling a 1 on a d20.
Daniel Ross
It's not common but there's a few thousand cases a year still. Thrax was like turbo-scarlet fever though.
Lucas Torres
I mean, the body's 69 years old by now, it's been nineteen straight years of deterioration even if Frank's lifestyle changes were permanent (and they rarely are)
Corona's most dangerous to the elderly, young, and those with poor respiratory health.
It'd be a hell of a fight.
Mason James
Which ones of you idiots doesn't wash your goddamn hands? I feel like there's a high percentage of you retards on Yas Forums.