>"Come live with us in the Palace, there's a room waiting for you ~"
Do you accept, Yas Forums?
"Come live with us in the Palace, there's a room waiting for you ~"
Elijah Thompson
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William Sullivan
No because being off model ugly designed garbage sounds like hell.
Jaxson Cook
They'll get bored of me in like, a week, tops.
Still yes. That's gonna be the best week to scam weird people on Twitter out of money for giantess porn.
Brandon Davis
Yes because being off model ugly designed garbage sounds like heaven.
Zachary Walker
As long as I can go spelunking for blue gems, yes
Kayden Rodriguez
now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
Austin Smith
Neither. This is the duality of man.
Eli Collins
No because that 'room' is definitely one of their cavernous pussies
Jordan Turner
Yes because that 'room' is definitely one of their cavernous pussies
David Foster
The duality of man.
Noah Cook
Sounds like an improvement in your case.
Christopher Baker
Free housing? In this economy? Sign me up!
Elijah Baker
Yes.
Give me my moms and grandma
Connor Bailey
Yes, but I mainly want to fuck Blue.
Noah Powell
No because even if they knew I needed food and water to live, they'd lose interest the moment they realize I'm the only thing on the planet that needs to take a shit, and they're left commissioning a sewer system or dimensional toilet solely to contain the small but very noticeable pile of dumps that a human produces.
Michael Mitchell
But I want to die.
Levi King
eh sure i don't have much else to do.
Hudson Howard
Why is white so sexy?
Michael Johnson
Can I orchestrate the partial destruction of my species, watch as their support systems collapse and they're forced to abandon the international corporatist dogma that has driven us to a new Dark Age?
Leo Bennett
I can feel the heat from your blistered anus.
Landon Rodriguez
Why are you so close to his ass?
Jace Brown
*sniiiiiffffffff*
Jaxon James
>Alien oligarchs that planned on destroying the Earth with a super-weapon
>Once foiled change their plan to manipulating the Earthlings into accepting large numbers of those aliens into their planet for nothing in return
>Earth is flooded with laborers who are physically superior to humans in nearly every way, and get paid to work, but have no need for anything that the money can be spent on.
>Earth's economy turns to complete shit as the population of aliens keeps increasing due to their near infinite lifespan and gain near complete control over their economy and resources.
>It would have been more humane to just fucking blow-up Earth than gradually replace humans over decades or centuries, but would have been a waste of a colony planet.
I could never dream of being as powerful or as evil as them. I for one would welcome spending eternity with my snu-snu overlords.
Henry Price
Steven is a Mary sue.
Camden Perez
Really when did he get the bottom surgery? The show's been hinting that for awhile now.
Luis Wright
>Mother figure is emotionally abusive
>Her skin is white
What did Rebecca mean by this?
Liam Ward
That albinos are a master genetic
Asher Carter
>all of humanity's future rests on their secret weapon
>murdercock
Alexander Sanders
>will there be room for my plants?
And what if the rest of my hive? What will happen to them. On one tentacleI can’t just abandon them, but on the other tentacle, free room, but on the third tentacle I’m attracted to humanoids
Austin Bailey
Can anyone please tell me when the episodes will be streaming tonight?
Kayden Campbell
yes, gimme dat rock coochie
Nicholas Butler
>cavernous
Ryan Garcia
nevermind, it's at 7pm
Jonathan Edwards
Is there food in the palace? Or sewer system? How about temperature?
Samuel Bell
they are simultaneously sisters, mother/daughters, aunts and grandmothers
for a race without gender, it sure is complicated
Dominic Perry
I am extremely xenophobic, so no.
Dylan Bennett
I'm listening...
Wyatt Edwards
1) The Cluster was such a huge backfire for them. It just refused to be a weapon.
2) Gems may not need money, but it seems like they’re not very good at entertaining themselves or innovating new cultural movements and as a result are a source of 100% disposable income. All humans need to do is create new intellectual properties and make the entire planet into a giant Hollywood/Silicon Valley for the universe.
Blake Evans
Boy you know it !
Brandon Collins
Kind of?
They interpret kinship on a different level. Amethyst has called the Crystal Gems her family due to shared experiences, as well as the other Earth Amethysts who she shared immediate kinship and loyalty with because they all came from the same place with the same pre-programmed knowledge.
Human varieties of kinship seem to amuse them. For example perma-Fusions are clearly romantic, but as non-reproductive drones they didn’t have an explanation for it other than just considering themselves part of a whole until borrowing the concepts and traditions of romance from humans.
White Diamond is the first of her race as far as we know, and as far as we know there are no Gems older than the four Diamonds who she created, making her likely the mother of all Gems. Sugar outright said her role towards the Diamonds is motherly, but no Gem seems to acknowledge their creator at all and instead regards their planet and Kindergarten as their instinctive family first and whatever Diamond they belong to as their matriarch second with lesser subservience to the other three Diamonds. White Diamond is motherly, but not seen as a mother. Aside from Crystal Gems and the Diamonds, mentoring in general doesn’t seem to be a thing.
So basically they only have two types of relationships, three for Off-colors, until they spend time with humans and give labels and categories to their connections.
Asher Smith
>they are simultaneously sisters, mother/daughters, aunts and grandmothers
Good.
I love daughters-mothers-aunts-grandmas-wives
Michael Thompson
PLEASE TAKE ME HOME, GEM MAMAS!
Wyatt Sanders
You posted a mom
Robert Evans
Well, g-go on.
Owen Davis
They have gem bats into it
Jace Robinson
>Would I want to live with three snobby lonely MILFS?
What do you think, dumbass?
Jose Reyes
Nah, I'm human and can't eat rocks or whatever the fuck they eat.
Kayden Sanders
Only if I get to fuck your pearls.
Kayden Campbell
The moment that piggie realizes there are no fries, icecream, pizza, burgers, fried onion rings, tofu and other junk food, he'll cry while squalling like a pig.
REEEEEE! RE- REEE REEEEEEH!!!
>white: hold her down!
>yellow: I got her pinned sis- boss!
>blue: watch out, her organic grease makes her slippery!
>white: good, good! now, pull her under vestments down!
>yellow: on it si- boss! blue!
>blue: (cackles maniacally!)
>white: now make her squeal!
>yellow: blue! hold her tight!
>blue: ah shit, you gonna spank it? boss, can we spank it?
>white:YES
>(deranged and sadistic hyena laughter)
>white: let me hear your squeal!
>yellow: just like in the old days, right pink?
>( S P A N K !! )
>RRHEEEEEEEEE!
>blue: dayum! you just smacked that buttcheek meat to the tone of pink! that'll teach her not go hiding in no damn earth
>white: MORE!
>( S M A C K !! )
>IIIHIIREEEEEHIIII!!!
>yellow: camon! camon! squeal like an organic farm animal, come on!
>blue: let us see, let us hear, let us feel your squeal!
>( K A - S M A C K !! )
>R E E E E E E E E H R E E E R E E E E E E E ! !
Joseph Rodriguez
>Earth's economy turns to complete shit as the population of aliens keeps increasing
>gain near complete control over their economy and resources
>gradually replace
Sasuga, «««rabbica sucrosesteinberg»»»
Henry Bennett
>implying the gems won't stea- learn the craft from the humans in about 1 - 2 generations tops and then proceed to outdo them in that area as well
>implying the humans would have time, resources or spirit to entertain a race of invading killing machines loaded with magitech, no down time, (no sleep, no eat, no fatigue, no demoralization), no need for humans
You know the terminator movies? After skynet takes over? Ohoho oh boy. Don't fall for the trap, the gems are never the humans friends, make no mistake, one of their rulers was defective and retarded enough to copulate with an organic (go figure that out) rebooting itself as a mutt hybrid autistic fat pork boy. That's the sole reason why those three put up with the human's crap, they know it'll make pork boy upset who is after all still one of their 4 supreme leaders, no pork boy, no need to put up with the tolerance towards humans facade, at best, they would be one day away from committing mass masacre on them and in this show, humans have no way to defend themelves from uch threat. Boom, gone humans the way of those other organic creatures from previously colonized planets. Extinct.
Jason Cook
Only is I get to do lewd things with Spinel while they watch
Benjamin Sullivan
The Goddesses are back!
Sebastian James
As long as we share bath time
Asher James
Jordan Miller
Can I share with spinel and have a warp pad to visit the like 3 people I care about?
Joseph Diaz
Remember The Matrix? Remember how society collapsed in that?
The robots were better than humans at everything. They wanted to serve and be appreciated, so they bankruoted the world economies giving humanity all it could ask for more for free.
So the powerful stoked resentment among the lower classes for the robots, and went to war. The robots curbstomped them, then put them in happy cages because hunanity is retarded.
Eli Rogers
>Remember The Matrix?
neither I
Elijah Miller
>Not Spinel
This is your chance
Leo Scott
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Maybe, I'd probably hang out a bit. See if we can make a life sized version of a 40k game with holograms and shit.
Wyatt Hill
I want my grandmother-wife to bully me