ITT: Overused Superhero Jokes

>Aquaman is lame
>Robin is effeminate
>Superman kills Lois Lane when they try to have sex
>Black Widow and Hawkeye are useless
>The Legion of Superheroes is full of heroes with stupid powers

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>captain America would be a racist because he’s from the 40s

Hulk acting stupid, without the context of him being blinded by rage.

>Batman not wanting to kill villains makes him ineffective and a bad hero
I can appreciate if used as a serious exploration of Batman and his motivations, but I see so many people just go "Why doesn't he just shoot the Joker?" He has principles, you idiots, for better or for worse. It helps define what makes Bruce Wayne who he is.

Captain America was literally racist.

>If you kill the villain you'll be just as bad as he is!

>This superhero kills people so he's interesting

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>>Aquaman is lame

he is

>>Robin is effeminate

that's something even DC do in their animated movies

>>The Legion of Superheroes is full of heroes with stupid powers

it is

>Guy touches Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth, and then blurts out he wants to fuck her
>The idea that you can see Diana sitting in the Invisible Jet
>Wonder Twins are lame

>Black Widow and Hawkeye are useless
Not really a joke. They really are relegated to B-plot errands.