face down ass up wh*Te boi
Face down ass up wh*Te boi
Asher Bell
Austin Reed
o-ok
Angel Lee
At first I was kinda surprised that Sypha was offended at Trevor commenting that beer was better than sex with her, then I remembered that she was down for pissing in a mug for Trevor to drink.
Charles Green
where's the mega?
Joshua Kelly
What is it with Alucards and getting buttfucked?
Nathan Wood
Dracula was really raped by the Ottoman Sultan after he and his brothers were kidnapped as children when the Sultan broke a truce meeting. Dracula's brother is noted as having been the Sultan's "favorite boy"
Oliver Evans
did Alucard enjoyed it? damn, didn't know he had it in him
Justin Rogers
That goddamn fat bastard really knows how to draw damn shotas. This was way more explicit on the series.
Jose Jenkins
because Vlad the Impaler probably got passed around by Muslim aristocrats when he was a boy.
It's kind of why he was so violent towards the turks.
Benjamin Williams
More reasons as to why we need to kill more muslims
John Reed
b-but gay sex is haram!
Anthony Bennett
he's a pretty boy, of course he likes it.
Ryder Reyes
>The Aristocrats!
Logan Nelson
Islam is the future
Jason Wright
Isn't there a loophole in islam that says fucking young boys isn't gay because they aren't men yet?
Easton Clark
rome and Yas Forums uses the same rules.
Luke Barnes
Jeez, I so much love Hellsing!
Jace Foster
No, with Rome it wasn't gay so long as you were the one in the dominant position, which is why fucking a twink is fine but being fucked is womanly
Cunnilingus was looked down upon for the same reason
Andrew Cooper
What about fucking a big muscly man
Asher Davis
I’ll take their views on women and architecture but the rest will go in the trash
Jeremiah Price
so long as you are making him your bitch, its fine.
Logan Ortiz
Vlad the Impaled...
Jacob Myers
Actually based
Hunter Price
It would be incredibly demeaning for him, as he would be expected not to be the one being taken, but it would be fine for you
Fun fact, a somewhat common ruling in Roman courts in cases of adultery ruled that men who were cuckolded could shove a dead fish up the ass of the man who cucked them as a way to reassert their manliness
Brayden Brooks
some freudian connections being made here
Brayden Morgan
Kars and Lisa Lisa?
Ayden Kelly
>pissing in a mug
Hot
Alexander Phillips
That style of architecture is dead, unfortunately. Look at that butt ugly tower the saudis built.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>No, with Rome it wasn't gay so long as you were the one in the dominant position
A) that was greece and only in the later period where shit was full degenerate
B) quit trying to fagwash history.
Xavier Collins
Dude, they were super fucking gay by everyone's standards. True bi bois. The original bi bois.
bi boi master race before christianity came along and fucked everything up
Kevin Foster
Yes, yes. We've all read that one historically inaccurate post that gets passed around every now and then. Piss off.
Gabriel Harris
what does that have to do with alucard?
Aiden Miller
Oh no it wasn't just a meme
Oh no the Netflix show actually did have Trevor fuck Alucard.
Oh no Yas Forums was right again
Christopher Reyes
So he became the Impaler because he got impaled in the ass as a boy? That sounds like the origin story of a very lame super villain.
Jayden Sanders
>Richter, Shaft didn't do anything nasty to you while you were under his spell did he? I actually have experience myself when it comes to losing control of one's own body. By the way did I ever tell you about how two Japanese twinks crossed multiple continents just to fuck me in the ass? They paralyzed my entire body with mysterious rape magic because I wasn't teaching them enough about killing vampires. I was raped and molested over my entire body for hours Richter, or at least it felt like. When one of them was done pounding me in the ass they proceeded to put me strange magical BDSM wire around my entire body that seered my skin and they tried to stab me to death. My ass has never felt as sore as it did that day Richter, I was in Bloody Tears, I'm still traumatized by it as we speak. It didn't help this happened only months after your ancestors helped me commit patricide. Anyways, lucky for me I finally remembered I had a magical sword in the nick of time and slit both their throats. Then I proceeded to impale them both through their asses with pikes like they did to me. I think my mother would have been very proud. And they were good friends.
Anthony Thompson
That's not Trevor you retard.
Adrian Gutierrez
who is that?
Robert Jackson
was it hot?
Alexander Baker
Based af
Cringe. Don't you have some camel piss to drink somewhere?
Dominic Thompson
Have we gotten to see syphia topless yet?
Jayden Torres
>His impalement always started ass first, and they slowly slid down the spike
S-shit, you might be right user...
Wyatt Flores
If that guy were a Turk, then this wouldn't have happened. He mush have been a Greek Turk.
Mason Fisher
Richter did I ever tell you about that time I got raped?
Cooper Hill
Good job.
Sebastian Lewis
Nolan Peterson
They made him a faggot!
For no reason at all!
lmao
Kevin Rivera
Anyone ever notice that Vlad looks like Weegee?
Bentley Brooks
Based retard
Gabriel James
thats the origin of most ASPD behaviors, some childhood trauma
Luis Martinez
I'm not even bothered by the threesome just the retarded betrayal right after
Hunter Young
No.
Chase Long
We didn’t get enough time with Alucard. It felt rushed as shit.
Mason Long
>two epic battles intercut with two weird as fuck sex scenes
Who the FUCK thought this was a good idea?
David Wood
Those two Japs were so poorly written it was atrocious
Jackson Butler
No. The animation in this show is shit.
Bentley Smith
Then whats the fucking point without cartoon tits?
Jeremiah Moore
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you
Colton Martin
The grimderp edgelord who wrote this horse shit.
A thousand sublime scripts sit forlorn all around the world, while Ellis' fecal teenage slop gets animated. It breaks the heart, it does.
Owen Price
You see boobies but not hers
Christian Diaz
Okay
Jordan Bailey
When do we see hers then, and whos boobies do we see keep in mind i only saw season 1 which had no tits in it.
Dylan Russell
Ya know, guys... Maybe Isaac was right about Muhammad
Xavier Kelly
What a feminine leg
False, just false. Don't spread false information
Oliver Bailey
We see that ginger vampire bitch's boobs and the Asian chick who is involved in the threeway where Alucard gets his butt pounded
Christian Powell
I thought the same thing too. Imagine the Joestar bloodline having some weird vampire half relative.
Grayson Collins
Fucking epic, i just may watch the next few seasons after all
Isaac Green
t. urk
Carter Sanders
Daily reminder turkroaches are putting literal babies in danger shoving them toward Greece where illegals are not wanted
Turks are evil
Dominic Green
Brayden Cooper
Gay "people" should all be killed
Jonathan Edwards
In my experience, anyone who hates gay people to this degree is gay themselves and projecting their own self-hatred. Get therapy, faggot.
Hunter Davis
Got any screenshots?
Julian Robinson
Is there nudity in this?