Obligatory Castlevania thread

Why the fuck did he need to invent machines to block out the sun? Seriously, he’s THE head honcho warlock just summon that darkness like he summoned those LITERAL DEMON CREATURES FROM HELL
What a fucking mess of a script

Some vague spoilers based on reviews:
>Sypha and Trevor SEX
>Alucard goes to Stardew Valley
>Isaac learns that some humans are actually fine
>Hector and the red-head vampire have a BDSM thing going on
>Carmilla's lesbian harem isn't completely loyal to her
>Sypha and Trevor don't reunite with Alucard at the end

>>Alucard goes to Stardew Valley


What did you mean by this? The other stuff I had heard but not sure what that's about.

There's apparently a sequence in the first episode where he lives a pretty domestic life, fishing, gathering herbs and cooking etc.

>Isaac learns that some humans are actually fine
>You're one of the good ones.

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Isaac deserves nothing less than brutal disembodiment for being the author's pet.

Someone on Yas Forums (so take it with a grain of salt) said that redhead vampiress and Hector genuinely fall for each other in their own weird way and plan to run off together (so I guess she's de facto Julia?), but Carmilla finds out and kills vampire waifu for dissent which causes Hector to go berserk and sic his monster army on her.

IIRC there was another review implying they do fall in love so this might happen. I mean it's very likely, people were predicting he'd snap and sic his monsters on her last season.

>Why the fuck did he need to invent machines to block out the sun?
Is this some faggotry from Season 3 because Dracula is dead.

>most wholesome looking character is the most depraved
noice