I wanna fuck Barley Lightfoot

I always wondered about your charts, it's like you don't really like the guys personality and other trait and only choose them on the sole merit of being fat. I don't have a problem with fat guys actually so don't think that's what I'm saying
Also
>zero
why tho, crab drama cub is better smash boy

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>Top or bottom?
He seems chill enough that he would be versatile just depending on what you prefer. But hopefully bottom.

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He reminds me of a guy I crush on, who's a top.

Which one?

>a guy I crush on
Alright, if that helps the fantasy
>who's a top
So he's gay too, what are you waiting for?

Gabe I guess

>Gabe
?

Gabe Newell. 3rd from the right in A tier.

>there's people out there that are attracted to obese socially unfit hipsters
you mutts have no moral bounds. first you exalt unhealthy fatness with your thicc meme that only you and ape brained niggers can relate to, and now you take two steps more and do this? fucking shameful

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Only reason your words have no value is because the reaction would be totally different if the character was a female.
Then everybody would be talking about her tits, how thicc she is, her smells, etc.>and now you take two steps more and do this?
The first step is that the character is male, the second one? We already agreed it's not because he's fat.

I find it funny that a majority of the smut on Paheal for Onward is of him. Lots of feet pics.

>Lots of feet pics
that's awful. Calling them LightFOOT was either a big mistake or completely on purpose.

Crab drama cub?

Aesthetics alone, he’s a cutie. Even though he does have a dickish attitude especially in Smash

>fat Chris Pratt
He’s 4/10 at best

I know, he has a really cocky attitude I like cocky guys tho so I don't mind, I just find him cute.
But he totally ruined the mood when the crab thing happened.

>Crab drama cub?
Well...
youtube.com/watch?v=AS578kfxa4o

Probs but muscular Chris is 0/0

why, he looks like he smells like cheese

Literally nothing wrong with that.

But bad cheese, not good one, not even dick cheese.

>Lightfoot
>he's fat

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Or a reference to Gordon Lightfoot.

Bigfoot? Fatfoot? Heavyfoot?

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Hungrybox has a cocky attitude too? Or you’re talking about Zero?
>tfw Zero lost a lot of the weight

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I mean Hungrybox, he's cocky which earned him lots of hate all around besides using Jigglypuff all the time but I love him, want to hug that cub so badly
Always hated Zero tho, gives chileans a bad jeez, a worse name internationally, no matter how good he can play.

Zero’s cute too, til he lost the fat

Is it because he’s a redneck?

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Not really, I had no any idea he was a redneck.

True, Barley is def A tier

Rotor Walrus is hot and I want to cuddle with him

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It's literally the plot from Sonic the Hedgehog. Roadtrip with silly and straightman and they even have a bar scene with a fight in it.

Not as much as Big The Cat

Who doesn't? He looks like a moaner.

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I want to fall asleep on his belly

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>they even have a bar scene with a fight in it
Onward did that too?

The feeling is all and truly mutual! He is quite, not just hot and cuddle-able, but also lazy, laid-back, fuzzy, manly, and many more fitting adjectives you can think off. I imagine everyday of what it must be like to smooch off his incredible big snout as he holds and hugs me tightly and gently while he's still wearing his avian jacket.

Stellar taste. Always wonderful to meet more like-minded gracious Rotor fan buddies.

I miss him everyday.Also, I can't wait to finally read in person all about Tundra.

Oh, now Big is quite a great choice, too. He may not be my type, but this big guy (pun not intended) also marks a hell of great kind for boyfriend material.

While he's not the main male I ship commonly with Rotor, I still think Rotor and Big would make to each other such an amorous and loving relationship.

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I can imagine him now, fucking hot

I was seriously not considering watching the movie at all but he's making me question it. Why do stocky guys do this to me.

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Heavyfoot

Zero was hot when he used to be in tournaments. Not so much anymore

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Post some Overrated chubs

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Sorry for that. Come to the HB side tho, we got Jigglypuffs and cookies. But no crabs.

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Takes after his mom. Her maiden name is Lardass.

For me it’s the dad in Connected

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Glad I'm not the only one. The girls are all ugly but the dad is a real daddy.

he's definitely a DILF

>everyone responded negatively when the shill shilled the MILF
>now desperately trying to shill the male characters
No one is going to watch your shit movie.

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>Zero
>Hungrybox
What about Mango?

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He's fine too, I can't believe I forgot him

No one's going to watch that shit. We're just here for the porn.

I heard meh things about it

That’s not Love God

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>I wanna fuck Barley Lightfoot
That's the most Yas Forums thing I've read all day. Maybe when you're done you can go undo climate change and make the frontier carbon-neutral.

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>Forgetting based Cogsworth
Shit chart.

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>dating man
>he's obese
>can only jerk off to stocky/chub/fat men now
>have a gigantic belly fetish
>hair gets me as hard as a light pole
There's no going back to twinks, is there?

Not ever! Stick to big real men.

Is this all gay men?

Didn't expect to see Yokai Watch boys in there

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No, only thicc and fat boys.
But some people just have no standards.

It's this shot that I first had the thought this was a much better character than that weasel looking shit that's also in the movie. Then the thought I'd totally do a guy like that.

Fuck.

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Sorry, should've clarified, I meant the posters in the thread

OH, sorry. I hope so, I'm one at least.

I had the same thoughts but what's wrong? He looks just very chill.

I've not fully accepted the fact I am gay as hell.

You will soon, user. And then you will have to decide if top, bottom or versatile.

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>Booger1488 in E tier

Who the fuck made this thing?

I don't even want to be in my own body. That ain't happening. Let's not shit up the thread though.

I want Barleys
light-foot long cock

Bump.

>make this character that appeals massively to gays
>oh no this ugly background cop you don’t care about is the lgbt character, pat us on the back now

At least he’s in a low tier, worry if Boogie is in S tier

And once you fall asleep, you then subtly crawl to his crotch, and investigate what hides there?

I see. The same I would do for my big walrus.

All gay men, I'm sure.

Take it easy. Be certain to be gentle and loving to yourself always.

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>still no bears
FUCK YOU

He rejected me twice.

Badgerclops is there tho

There are only two of them, but good to see L5 coveting all their bases for the shotafags

All gay men

Don’t forget omitting Lefou and no, Josh Gad doesn’t count

so is this chart just to find all possible fat guys?

It’s obvious that the user ran out of toon chubs to post so he improvised

But is it?

I guess I will finally draw Barley since he already... inspired me. Translating 3D to 2D will be a bit tricky but fun.

source?

Coloring books of onward should help

Some comic books of it would help

That would’ve been great

We all know Barley is the true gay character.

Thanks anons, you are right, it did help me a lot.

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Blue buttcheeks

Barley's rosey buttcheeks

That one brief ass shot in the recent tv spot convinced me to go see this movie. Twinks just don't do it for me anymore.

>replacing Gabe
Are you high?

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If it weren't for the teeth and being an idiot, he'd be Elder God Tier.

Yes. Stop dating women, you faggot.

If he wanted, he could include Super Super Sumos or something. Clearly this chart is just personal preference regardless of origin.

No, but I hope you guys find people you can click with though

My man

>tfw you’ll never relieve him until he screams ”I’m gonna cum dood”

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Gabe a shit and you know it.