How can one family be so wholesome?

Is this Yas Forums's equivalent of "everyday until you like it?"

Once Star and Marco started hitting it off and Steven met Connie they drifted apart. and we all know how Connverse ended

If it cuts through the gay pandering yes

By having his parents finally fucking pay for a penicilin box.

Ya know after that messy divorce i didn't think Dante would want to settle down. After all he had Joker with Bayonetta

I don't think doomguy would be a good father...

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Don't be daft, of course he would. His stern nature means his children won't be faggots

Plus who expected Bayonetta to marry Hellboy of all people?

>its a Charlie goes apeshit when someone calls Satina and Broly "family pets" episode
Never insult her babies

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VEGEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

>DBZA is over
It still hurts bruh

So is anyone gonna tell Duke about Angel Dust or does he already know and doesn't care?

>its a chapter where Steven and Star have to watch Hilda, Satina, and Broly while their parents enjoy a two week cruise
>Broly's appetite overwhelms them

I hear they're adopting a dog later this month. That should be fun.

Updated photo family
And yes, it includes (You)

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I ain't even gonna ask why Ruber is involved but why is Hal Jordan involved?

Ben 10 was originally in, but Hal stepped in and you probably know the rest.

Seriously why is Hal here? Isn't there a Ben 10 thread he should be griefing?

Ben 10 wasn't anywhere near this

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Where's chibi Broly?

Ruber is the cool uncle that never forgets to include his lovely family in.

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Replace Ben with Broly

Fuckin Catholics

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Much better!

>the family's kitchen has 4 fridges
>2 are reserved for Broly's meals alone

>its a chapter where Broly has his tail removed by Doomslayer to keep him from turning into his Great Ape form

>its a chapter where Hilda and Broly bond to the point where Broly is her protector

>Doomslayer enjoys tea time with his "daughter" Satina

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>its a Magne family vacation arc and the family is traveling across the US
>they stop in Texas to pay respects for Doomslayer's family
>Broly sets the record at The Big Texan Steak Ranch for beating their steak challenge at 10 minutes
>it would've been 5 but Charlie had to cheer on her baby to eat his veggies

>inb4 lel Broly's a glutton
Saiyans naturally have big appetites and high metabolisms.

>there's only one cook who can keep Broly's appetite in check
>"Spongebob Squarepants reporting for duty Mrs. Magne!"

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>its a chapter where Satina finds out who her real daddy is

>8 IPS

>9

>Cuddles up to Steven and Charlie as they tell her the truth

How is this shit any different from that Pooh's Adventures autism

>everything i hate is autism
Maybe you're the autistic one

>"But why did you say he was my brudder?"
>Charlie comforts her as Steven sighs
>"Because we didn't want people to judge you"

>Makes sure to hug her parents before drifting off to sleep in her biological father’s arms as Charlie cuddles up to her kids

>that weekend Charlie takes the kids to the amusement park while Doomslayer is out purging more demons that won't submit or rehabilitate

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Aunt Samus and Uncle John! Bout time he moved on from that bitch Cortana

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>Steven ends up winning Satina a stuffed bear bigger than her

Fuck you for ruing the joke, faggot

Looks like autistic rage ruined your ability to spell

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Here's something for that roasting you just got

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Use these for that all that butthurt

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>she still calls him big brudder out of respect

>Charlie keeps 2 Krabby Patties in Broly's lunchbox in case he gets hungry

>Keeps stealing his jacket to take her naps in

>Steven lets her keep it as a blanket

>Charlie likes having easier access to his arms,

Kek

>Star watches the younger siblings as Charlie and Steven go on the Tunnel of Love ride

>When they come out the other end, Charlie has hair frazzled and Steven’s pants are missing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

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Retconned. They never existed

>"Guess it's really a Tunnel of Love now~"

leave doomguy outta this mess

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Fuck you

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>Star catching her brother masturbating into Charlie’s thongs

>jokes on him: that one is actually Grandma Lilith's

youtu.be/U5XXhdBnjJk

Jokes on you: Alex Jones was always his voice

>Implying that isn’t a bigger turn on

Have you see his grandma? She barely looks 30!

>Steven tied up as Lilith and Charlie take advantage of him

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Well Satan and Lilith are swingers so it makes sense. Plus she's a succubus

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Nope

Demons are for..
SAY IT WITH ME
DEMONS ARE FORRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Charlie and Lilith fighting over the last drop

Marriage

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>its a chapter where Grandma Lilith tries to seduce her grandson Steven

>Gets him drunk so he’ll reveal he always thought she was gorgeous as she rubs his cock through his pants

Based Demonkiller

Worst ship; they have nothing in common

Imagine the penance Steven will have to do for his adultry

Ah who am i kidding, God would let him off easy his devotion and faith are strong for spawn of Hell

Yawn, OTT violence is boring

>Its a chapter where Charlie walks in on Star and Marco rawdoggin

>The little angel Star

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Who literally created a genocide.

So did her father

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Yeah but can she munch carpet?

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Homosexuality is a sin for Catholics

Kids don't always share the same religion as their parents, especially when the parents are different religions like hers (no way in literal Hell Charlie is Catholic)

She converted when she married Doomslayer meaning the kids are raised as Catholic.

>She converted
It's literally impossible for demons to be Catholic, since their souls are incapable of worshiping God,

She's free of original sin

>its a chapter where Broly hits a growth spurt and is as tall as Doomslayer
>"Son, i think its time to finally get you some armor"

What do they think of Steven’s career?

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He'll grow out of it and help his mom

I feel like there's a greentext in this AU that i should be working on. OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT VAGGIE'S SURPRISE!

Fuck, i'll figure it out

>Doesn’t stop Charlie from looking it up on the hotel computer in her free time

>Charlie catches his after dark streams of Sexy Beach 3 just to admire how much her baby boy has grown

>Secretly jealous at all the people who get to view what is meant to be hers.

>only AD, Vaggie, and Connie are in chat with her

>Surprised her son has switched to panties as she watches him pleasure himself, moaning for his mother

Anyone else just chill naked in a hot tub with your purely platonic Male friends or is it just me?

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>AD texts Charlie asking if he could "borrow" Steven for a night
>Charlie gets Twitch to ban her son's account before she rips and tears AD's floof

I know its perfectly healthy to let your mother or sister shower with you to help wash your back

cringe

Channel is cringe

>Comforts her son over the mysterious circumstances leading to his Twitch account being cancelled
>Promises a movie night together to get his mind off it.
>Ends up showing a compilation of his videos, as she comments he has such good taste in underwear while Steven is dying of embarrassment and being turned on

Cue the mommydom

>”Why didn’t you tell me this before, Steven? I would have loved to buy some pretty lingerie. Something that showcases that cute ass of yours. Let Mommy have a feel.”

Why are the baby blue ball busters with their shitty toilet seat insignia the poster boy when it comes to spaces marines? Why not the imperial fists, dark angels or even blood ravens?

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Because normies

The best relationships are between opposites

So by your logic this family is perfect

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Ok I'll bite: why is Stocking here?

She's actually a demon, final episode revealed that.

I know but why is she in the family?

Also make a separate combo of Vaggie and Steven

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Speaking of Vaggie
>its a chapter where Steven and Vaggie go to an EDM festival

I love Star!

>Vaggie babysitting Satina with Steven

Oh hai Marc(o)

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Cute, both with one eye

Danke

>Satina actually finds the engagement ring in his coat pocket

>"Big brudder whats dis?"

>Satina gets to be flower girl

>Steven sighs as Vaggie confronts him about it
>"Steven why the hell do you have an engagement ring? Were you actually going to get back with that bitch Connie?"
>Steven tried calming and reassuring her
>"Of course not! I haven't spoken to her since our break up. Besides, this ring is meant for someone very important to me..."
>her visible eye widen in disbelief at what she was witnessing.
>'This can't be real, this just some sick fantasy dream' she thought as Steven got on one knee in front of her and his kid sister
>"Vaggie, ever since that night we spent together being around you just makes sense"
>'Don't do it, don't you fucking start' she thought adamantly trying to keep her composure as her face blushed brighter
>"Vaggie," Steven said with a sure heart and stone serious face "Will you make me the happiest man alive and be my wife?"
>at that moment Vaggie lost all composure and was flooded by a tsunami of happiness and excitement
>"YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES YOU FUCKIN STUD~!"
>She practically lept into his arms for a passionate kiss while refusing to let him go.
>For the first time in her life, she was as giddy as Charlie

>Vaggie modeling wedding dresses with Charlie

I was gonna do this in late December but a lot of personal shit came up and i had to put it on the back burner till Valentine's Day but then writer's block reared his unproductive ass and it got me stalled until i could figure out a good way to do it.

Comfy

Honestly it feels great writing this shit again.

Glad to hear it

For some random unnecessary reason, just like everyone else besides Doomguy and Charlie. Who should be the only ones there

>Charlie gets to be Maid of Honor
>Hilda and Satina are flower girls
>Broly is Steven's Best Man
>Vaggie asks Doomslayer to give her away
>Marco, Nero, and Inuyasha are Steven's groomsmen
>Star, Connie's mom, and Bayonetta are bridesmaids

With a closed mind like that no wonder people think you're a fuckin faggot

>Vaggie whipping out a white dominatrix outfit for their wedding night

>Vaggie has flashbacks to when Steven was 8 and how he would say he would marry her when he grew up

>She blushes and sighs contently to herself
>"He always kept his promises, no wonder i fell for him"

This is why Yas Forums and Yas Forums should never have sloppy drunk sex
It leads to unspeakable levels of autism and bad manners

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>Isabelle
perfect n–
>that fucking FNAF thing
fuck all of this

>Charlie still teases Vaggie about preying on her little boy like a perv

Guys I like this ship and all, but don’t you think this is getting a tad out of hand?

Because the UltraSmurfs genericness and goody-goody friendly nature, at least when compared to the Dark Angel’s (and to a lesser extent the Blood Ravens’ as well) massive, teamkilling-inducing insecurity, and the Imperial Fists’ impersonal stoicism, makes them the most easily marketable.

Why are you upset that they are? Someone has to be poster boy and it happens to be them, is there one that you believe is more fitting for the role

Where's the final canon family tree?

Right here

And don't forget Uncle Hellboy, Aunt Bayonetta, and their daughter Raven!

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> Why are you upset that they are?
I mean he has good reason, they’re boring as fuck and yet over represented as hell and over present in everything.
> Someone has to be poster boy
Do they though? Do they really?
>is there one that you believe is more fitting for the role
user he named like three other chapters, can’t you read?

NONSENSE!

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>this thread
i'm starting to miss that green spinel
at least it tried to be it's own thing

Think the have. Movie coming soon

I kinda liked the Isabelle and Doomguy thing to be honest
felt very sweet to have the communities from both games just making crossover content and being nice to eachother instead of fighting because same day release
tho i suppose thats just Yas Forums with Yas Forums

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Who's gonna be the ring bearer?

On an unrelated note, would Charlie feel sorry for Arthur Morgan? He did try to redeem himself in the end

Broly

Broly's Best Man

Unless its before his growth spurt then Naruto is his best man

>bland literally who shit
Doomguy is trash.

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So are Penn and Teller

I don't give a shit about their shitty show. It's just a reaction image.

Better come up with something better than that to defend your faggot pussy "hulk smash" user replacement.

Whiskers guy then

forced unfunny meme

So is Channel.

>It’s a Broly gets bullied episode

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I feel bad for the bullies. No, scratch that. I don't.

>Broly gets expelled for killing the bullies in blind rage
>Charlie gives the entire school board an unending shitstorm about expelling her baby
>Doomslayer takes him to an all you can eat buffet as a reward for not holding back

Add Isabelle the family dog

Nyet

Based

Nah, the grinch is inferior compared to a lovely and colorful family like this one.
>hulk smash

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>its a bachelor/bachelorette party chapter all the women head to Chippendales for Vaggie's bachelorette party while Dante, Marco, Duke, and Steven accidentally reenact The Hangover

>grinch is inferior
Figured Channelfags had no taste but this is just obscene

Now who are they gonna get to cater the reception? Gordon Ramsay, Spongebob, or maybe the Sawyer family?

>its a chapter where Steven and Vaggie take dancing lessons while Charlie and Star plan the wedding

Oh hush

Prime would be one tough bully

Either Broly would destroy him, or Charlie would.

Oh she’s burning that asshole’s comics

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I didn't know Linkara was in this universe. Would he be at Steven's wedding?

Yes we know what Uncle John and Aunt Samus do for a living

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>"Rip and tear son, until it is done"

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>"Atta boy son"

We get it: alternate timeline

Also where would the honeymoon be?

Kokomo

Or Key West

>its an episode where Steven and Vaggie are relaxing on a private beach bungalow in Key West Florida on their honeymoon

>Vaggie unveiling her new thong bikini for her horny hubby

>that sugar white sandy beach just got whiter

>Vaggie is forced to spend the rest of the honeymoon in bed since she can’t even walk at this point.
>Gets absolutely spoiled by Steven

>two weeks into their month long honeymoon Vaggie is hunched over the toilet while Steven is out getting her some ginger ale
>she hasn't had any alcohol since the first night they got there

>Charlie keeps commenting she’s glowing as Vaggie is terrified

>its a chapter where Steven and Vaggie look through the old photo albums when she would babysit him

And here's their daughter Meteora

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>Their positions have switched with Vaggie now sitting in his lap

>Steven gently rubs her now visible stomach feeling a small kick

>Vaggie gets fussed by the entire family, even Satina wants a feel

We need art of Vaggie and Steven with baby Meteora. For comfy purposes of course

>216 posts
>38 posters

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>private snafu
based as hell

>HURRR DURRR ONLY ON POST PER PERSON REEEEEEEEEEE

That's right!
One of you may just be using additional IPs like the guy who manned the channel tan threads to make it look like there are people who actually care about this!