Amelia Bedelia thread

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> Rule 34?
> But the US Constitution only has 27 Amendments!

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>Amelia Bedelia princess carries user
>"This is not what I meant when I want someone to pick me up when I'm down!"

>Amelia dressed in Beyblade gear
"Amelia, where did you get that?"
"Oh hi, user. I heard you like to 'top', that's why I 'bought'em'."

Amelia doesn't strike me as a weeb

Ehh. It was the only thing that fit the joke.

I think the same joke could work with Amelia wearing an absurd number of top hats, or bras.

God damn, I wanted to fuck this dumb bitch so bad when I was a lad.

Maybe. Sometimes these jokes need a little workshopping.

I was thinking about how it is that she has a sex appeal to so many people, and it struck me that she checks off a LOT of boxes, which probably have a lot of overlap:
>Redhead
>Short hair
>Maid
>Naive
>Likes doing what she's told even if she messes up (implied submissive)
>Modest outfit that could easily hide a great figure

youtu.be/aOgBWl_kHYY?t=341
Why does he hate her so much Amelia bros?

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He explains it in the video you just posted.
Is his hate irrational? Maybe but so are most.

>Amelia shows up in a bikini and an entire beach outside the house
>"I said Beej!"

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>No, no, Amelia, what I really waned was a pin-up!

That's pixxxelhate or something like that.
Not really interested in his other works, but fuck me if his Amelia and Ongezellig stuff isn't high quality semi smut, which is the best kind of smut. He has a newgrounds, if that's your fancy.

I wish he'd draw more Maya smut.

Yes ma'am

well you tried at least

I hope they keep trying. I need some inspiration.

drawfag? something something roll in the hay

You'd have to think of some weight related wordplay first, and that's not exactly easy.

Fine,
>Amelia Bedelia princess carries user
>"That's not what I meant when I asked for a pick-me-up"

>Amelia Bedelia shows up with a surgical mask and holding breast implants.
"Didn't you ask me to give you a titjob, user?"
>Amelia Bedelia shows up with a device where a plate crushes two animals together
"I thought you wanted a mating press, user?"

I lost my HD and it had the variants with Drax the Destroyer.

DRAX MAKES A NEW FRIEND.

DRAX CUTS SOMEONE OFF IN TRAFFIC

DRAX TAKES A LOAD OFF.

>pixxxelhate
Do you have some Ongezellig art of that guy?

Probably on his newgrounds. Some of it is wee bit too spicy for delicate mod eyes.

wasnt me but the more ideas thrown out here the better
someone i know has a sausage breakfast idea, but that falls under being too spicy for mods and i gotta think of a way to phrase it

>pixxxelhate
close but its just Pixxxel and PixxxelArts on newgrounds since someone already took it

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Oh I remember those books. Read them back in like 2nd or 3rd grade. Do they still make new ones?

They do but she's now a little kid, which misses the humor of the situation.

That seems to be common for the character though.

>"Amelia, I need you to wax my pole!" said Mr. Anonymous.

Why does this make me want to give her my shirt

You're a fine and upstanding fella.

Because nothing is perfect, so he had to have at least one flaw.

>The flagpole is fully waxed and polished user, perfect for flying the flag for our brave troops.

I dunno about you guys, but I'm sensing 'sexy firefighter' energy from this suggestion.

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>user hears that a local restaurant is doing a variety of Venture Bros. themed burgers named after various characters
>asks Amelia to get him a "Rusty Venture"

She gets him an old minivan.

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She got told to be a rad DJ, but not too rad.

So only rad-ish? I getcha.

Those are actually beets, though, and she's droppin' them.

Managed to start a bit of a sketch, but it's obvious it still needs lots of work, and I need to get some sleep. Maybe tomorrow!

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Oh, I get it. I feel kind of stupid now.

No worries... I thought it was radishes too, until I saw that it actually says 'droppin' beats' on the side of the table.

>"Jerk my cock, Amelia"
>"Very well, Sir. Have some jerk chicken."
>...
>"Delicious!"

Believe it or not, that one's already been done.

Fuck.

Yeah, it was a pretty decent one, too. Unfortunately, I don't have it saved.

this one?

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That's the one!

>"Of course I'll bed you sir! I'll tuck you in nice and hard!"
>wearing sexy nightgown while Mr. user is tucked in so hard he can't move

Well, at least Amelia is a comforter.

Beautiful

What idiom would you tell Amelia in order to get her undressed?

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TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

>But sir, all my clothes have been blessed by the Pope, none of them are eternally damned

"But sir, I'm not wearing my beaver costume. "

“Amelia, I just want to make sure you aren’t wearing anything that’s weighing you down”

You just say this:
“Amelia. You will take all items of clothing that you have dressed yourself in in the past 24 hours and arrange them in a pile in front of me. You will not wear any of those items while you arrange them in the aforementioned pile. Immediately after you have finished this task you will stand, nude, in full view of my eyes so that I may see you.”
There you go user. There’s no fucking way this could possibly backfire.

Seems like it could be a little more efficient. Why the 24 hour period?

Because if you don’t specify a past time period she will proceed to hunt down every item of clothing she has ever worn and you’ll never see her again.

Yeah, but she's still going to have to hunt down stuff she wore previously that day. Why not tell her to take of the clothes she's currently wearing instead?

Fair point, I just said 24 hours because it was the first thing that came to mind.

Superior maid coming thru

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Amazon position when?

Interesting thought. What do Amazonians even wear?

Your thread robotfag

Just slap a loincloth bikini and some tribal tattoos on her. Maybe a jaguar pelt somewhere.

She’ll take user on a fascinating trip down the gorgeous waters of the Amazon River.

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Topless with a loincloth that leaves little to the imagination

>little to the imagination
>there's a very thorough description of Amelia's genitals printed on the loincloth

Bump.

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but that thread is dead!

That's the difference between it and your robo waifu. The thread was once alive. She isn't now and never will be.

don't even know the robomaid

Hnnng

Amelia, I find you sexually attractive and would like to engage in copulation, otherwise known as sexual intercourse. If you consent to this, please remove your clothes and undergarments so we may engage in this mutual act.

What if she hasn't changed in 48 hours?

would still have had clothes on during the 24.

Bump with a WIP

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well there's a fetish i didn't know i had

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>Amelia, I need you to wait up for me tonight

>starts lifting weights up instead
>come back to yuge Amazon Amelia

or starts eating a lot to get weight up

There's great potential with this concept

>“Sometimes ya just need a little less gun.”
>Amelia throws all their projectile weapons away, leaving them with only an abundance of melee weapons

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youtube.com/watch?v=KxS8soVHYO8 sorta like this video, though sexier cause its amelia.

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>”Hey, is someone keepin’ track of my heads batted in?”
>Amelia takes it as an order to follow Scout around the battlefield and tally all of his bat kills
>to Scout’s surprise she proves more than capable of keeping up with him replicating his double jumps and speed with ease

>"I'll be all over you, lad - like shingles!"
>Amelia distributes demoShingle vaccines into every medkit in the map

>"Each and every one of you will be sent to your mommas in a box!"
>Amelia stuffs each opposing mercs in crates

>Pyro mumbles
>Amelia [REDACTED], causing six million dollars in collateral damage, [DATA EXPUNGED] therapy session [REDACTED] ten puppies and twelve kittens

Based beaver

Cute style

She looks good with the ponytail