>user, if you deny Jesus Christ and Hail Satan you can have me!
Would you? be honest
User, if you deny Jesus Christ and Hail Satan you can have me!
no.
jesus is king
>Love your enemies and do good to those that despitfully use you
No thank you
there will be other women, they're making new ones every day but there is only one lord and savior
Jesus Christ is an outdated meme
wrong, he said
"pray for them which despitefully use you"
Luke 6:27-36 New International Version (NIV)
Love for Enemies
27 “But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28 bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29 If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30 Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. 31 Do to others as you would have them do to you.
Hell yeah! Fuck Jesus.
Chad
Yes yes yess
b8
Ave Satanas
id do it while coming on her face in pentagrams
>waging your soul for a 3/10 thot rolling around in her own piss and vomit
God lied in genesis
Tell us more about your edge
Attaboy
I'd let her pee on me
depends on how old you are
There’s no god And the pretty reckless is okay at best
You look like a shitty skinny stripper with eye-shadow.
Pass on this BITCH
Of course. Who the hell cares about Shlomo's desert cult and his devils and gods. I won't let that mambo jumbo stop me from getting that slut.
Nah, and I am not even religious
I'd BEG HER to pee on me
man i dont believe in god. and who cares for the devil too? bitch is pretty fucking edgy obviously
no
No, the Lord is my savior and I shall not forsake him
May 13th, 1981. The hand of God fails to stop four bullets from hitting Pope John Paul II. While people do pray for him, the church officials rush him to the hospital where modern medicine is called upon to save his life. In the aftermath, the pontiff makes further public appearances inside the specially constructed "Popemobile" which shows that church officials placed more faith in three inches of bulletproof glass stopping future assassination attempts than in the hand of God.
>on a South East Asian piss fetish forum
Okay Chroomer
I WOULD NOT HEIL ANYONE
I WOULD BECOME THE LORD OF DARKNESS
THEN I WOULD ENSLAVE THAT SLUT AS 1 OF MY TOP DEMONS
>\m/
when did Yas Forums become the place for soccer moms to hang out? seriously you fucking cucks need to die. take some drugs and hail Satan.
Well given jesus turned into a tool of the great deceiver then fuck anything and anyone who purely touts their shit on his 'brand'.
Truth doesn't need jesus. Jesus, as passed through the varied lenses of liars, needs truth. (You) need truth.
The bitch is a side gig. Wouldn't fuck, btw.
Kiven it already my state of mind, I just see an absolute win
I find both concepts childish.
Well said, brother
Goodness, didn't expect so many dicks down here. Carry on, gentlemen.
I hail Satan daily, if you know what I mean
I would summon the satan for you baby