How much do I have to lift to get a tomboy gf?

How much do I have to lift to get a tomboy gf?

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Go to a large anime convention and find some awkward boyish gf. You will mog every man there and have the pick.

Anime chicks are fucking insane, though. Also, fujoshi =/= tomboy.

>implying all women aren’t insane

Based

>implying all men aren't as well to some degree

Honest question Yas Forums, where the fuck do you find tomboys at in real life?

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What the fuck is tomboy about a girl in sun hat and sun dress, the fact she has short hair??

I'm convinced tomboys don't even exist past the age of 15 anymore, brehs. Might as well try to find a slime gf at this point.

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Tomboys getting flustered over wearing frilly dresses is one of the best parts, plebeian.

Closest you'll get is finding a girl that still wears jeans instead of leggings.

>tfw no countryside, pastoral gf

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as much as you can in all possible ways at all possible times.

you just have to separate the shy ones from the girls who are awkward because they have been socialized on anime and can only talk like anime characters. They are essentially coomers and should be avoided.

>kuroshiba
based doggo

It's a panel from a manga. I shopped in this one in particular because I thought it was cute.

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I hate how the author lewds the tomboy on his pixiv. It's all BBC and bondage.

that's because you need facial baby fat to look feminine with short hair.
so either get a girl with insane aging genetics or move to a country with better AoC laws

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It is BBC and bondage, though.

One day you will face the consequences of your actions.
It is not today, nor is it tomorrow, but it is as inevitable as death.

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Look at the dudes fucking her. They're all black.

Tick, Tock...

NEED TOMBOY GF

How much do I have to lift to get a boy gf?

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god FUCKING damn it

>implying you are a woman and not insane

Fuck off, faggot.

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I fucking hate this fuckign image oh my god fuck that user but I feel so bad for him. Every time i see this I get anxiety for days and its all I can think about. user you've successfully ruined my goddamned week. Fuck.

He's either lying entirely or exaggerating. He would have seen what she wrote when he signed her yearbook, and if they were actually close like he said he would have checked her signature regardless.

It's not like I havent though that but my god, the chance of it happening is just too much for my mind to bear. Like how can you fuck up that bad, I know men who've fucked up worse than that so it seems possible.

this image is so wrong it hurts

>the chance of it happening is just too much for my mind to bear.
Nothing to worry about mate. It's not going to happen to you, because you're on guard against this sort of thing happening.
Thus, there's no point in worrying about it, because it will never happen to you.