>1 game at launch >No browser >No apps >No video playback anything >No chat >No social anything >No Netflix >No 3rd party games
>Literally a barebones gaming only device releasing in 2017 that has none of the features or power of it's competitors
and that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Normies are only interested in Switch because as of 2017, it is assumed that a device has the above things, especially when they market it at them as their everyday tablet device.
This will BOMB, utterly bomb launch week. Launch day will see a lot of hype, day 2 will see alot of returns and angry articles and twitter spam.
By the end of the week, Nintendo's investors will be calling for blood, Miyamoto will be forced into retirement and Nintendo's investors will cause a massive short to the company.
Switch will fail harder than WiiU. Japan will not save it, I've talked to Japanese and they all hate it, it's too big and clunky and can't do anything they're going to want.
game at launch not true, it had more than 1 >>No browser not true, you just don't have access to it >>No apps not true, muricans have hulu on it and youtube app is a thing >>No video playback anything not true, see avobe >>No chat true, but there's no need for it in 2020 >>No social anything no true, you can upload screenshots and clips to twitter and >>No Netflix true, but netflix is shit >>No 3rd party games it does have plenty 3rd party games and guess what? not all are indies woah duuuuuuuuude
2/10 shit baity thread
Jacob Davis
Hey, I just want my game consoles to play games, know what I mean?
Eli Myers
A bunch of complaints about a game console. None of it is about games. Oh xbros, do u even play video games?
Brandon Davis
>No browser >No apps >No video playback anything >No chat >No social anything >No Netflix That's all positives. All that bloat shit should never be on a GAME console. Because they're for GAMES. Your first point, however, is a very valid one. It had 1 game at launch and even now all of it's library is comprised of shitty sequels that are barebones compared to previous games on their series or shitty remasters of games from 1 console generation ago that run better on a fucking emulator. Nintendo is a shitty company that runs on nostalgia and keeps ripping off their retarded's fans wallets with it. But make no mistake, the rest of companies aren't any better.
Oliver Diaz
You sound like a crying, hook nosed kike.
Aaron Taylor
I'm really bored of this shitty console, I bought it day one but the only game that I really enjoyed was BOTW, completed bing bing wahoo oddisey too, nothing special, all other games are ports or plain boring.
Any recommendations or should I throw this PoC out of my house into the garbage can?
Camden Hughes
You forgot
>has more worthwhile exclusives than the Xbone and PS5 combined
My phone covers your first 6 greentext points. A video game machine should have video games first and foremost.
Blake Scott
Stop making threads nigger.
John Hernandez
>Someone actually took the time to defend Nintendo
There are tons of good games available. Assuming you literally haven’t gone past bing wahoo odyssey and botw, tells me that you wouldn’t be interested in any games I could suggest anyway, as your likely aware of the games available, but none appeal to you.
Why the hell did you even buy it? If you were expecting great Nintendo games. We have them, so you wouldn’t be complaining. If not, you are a retard for not being aware of Nintendo consoles past offerings.
Thomas Kelly
all of these were true and yet the portable gimmick and toddler nostalgia kept the console afloat I just hope the modchip comes in quick so I can play those sweet indie ports without paying nintendo tax
Aaron Walker
3 years and people are still seething
Why?
Thomas Wood
Every unit from the first year or so is hackable.
James Wood
Sneed more
Kayden Rodriguez
not wrong. it's a trash barebones system with horrible wifi, small low res screen and shitty stock controls. it's ok though because it's nintendo.
Joshua Sanchez
>muh graphics!!!
you are so sad.
Noah Barnes
To throw it out of the house would mean you actually have to leave your house. Give it a go, you'd make your parents proud.
Kayden Gonzalez
Jesus Christ do you think that guy killed himself?
He must have. He surely hasn't spent the past 4 years fighting an autistic crusade against the Switch on a cartoon Chinese image board and achieved nothing. Nobody is that sad and pathetic.
It’s almost like I have five other devices that can do that shit. Does it play games? Then that’s all I need out of a gaming system. This is the most zoomer post I’ve seen in quite a while.
Justin Collins
>1 not even exclusive game at launch It's amazing the switch succeeded despite this and that barebones ass first like 6 months the thing had. I guess the Wii u's failure basically propped the thing up since it became the only console people thought of when they thought of BoTW but holy shit should this thing have failed.
Cooper Wilson
>1 game at launch
Having one game worth getting at launch is amazing for a game console today. Look at the PS4 and Bone, which both had none.
Charles Harris
>Normies are only interested in Switch because as of 2017, it is assumed that a device has the above things, especially when they market it at them as their everyday tablet device. You're just making things up. How many ads have you seen of people using a Switch for anything but games? Nintendo has since the 80's been associated with Video Games and merchandise, hand the tablet to a grandma who has never played a video game in her life and when she see's that it's a Nintendo product she'll guaranteed think it's a video game machine.
Zachary Cook
I played myself, and so did every other nincel in this thread.
Christopher Fisher
>this thing should have failed.
Honestly I don't think I'll ever be able to go back to traditional consoles ever again.
>all these newfags mot recognizing the pre Switch launch shitpost copypasta
Fucking hell
Logan Nelson
>shitposter blatantly lies on the net due to seething If you talk shit someone will disprove your faggot ass.
Gabriel Cooper
If the thing was stronger, had better online and could get more third party support I would feel the same, the switch would be my preferred console to play basically everything outside fps and strategy games if it wasn't missing some pretty big third party games and the ones that did make their way over ended up blurry or below 30fps.
Brayden Gonzalez
i still wish there was all that shit tho. also really miss that message board app from the Wii and flipnote studio from DS :'(
David Garcia
Thanks for informing me that the 150 hours I put into BotW wasn’t actually enjoyable. Great service you’re providing.
Elijah Taylor
Why are you all responding to this, when it's clearly text from before the swotch's launch?
Michael Hall
i thought this was a bait reply, all your arguments are really fuckin dumb lol
Levi Diaz
The switch BTFO everyone, even many devs who were hoping it'd fail such as capcom and bandai. Now they scramble for excuses to not put shit on it.
Angel Bell
What makes this a pasta compared to every other thread where the OP makes a list of things to bitch about?
Jayden Lewis
Oops, meant for
Wyatt Garcia
Not him but you serious nigger? How about the text at the bottom making it clear this was either written before the switch launched or op was in a coma and thinks the switch hasn't released.
