It's so bad
It's so bad
good*
Only reason to hate it is cause it makes you realize how shit most of the games in the frachise are by comparison.
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>genuinly ok game
>omg its so bad
>continues to harp
It just feels... soulless
soul*
it's okay
Hitman: Absolution was legit one of the best hitman games, I actually enjoyed it more than 2.
Legitimate shit taste. It’s at least a 7.5/10.
Also shit taste. It isn’t a Hitman game anywhere except name. It’s a third person corridor shooter. Literally no stealth. Doesn’t make it bad, but it’s just okay.
based
7.5 is okay though
The visuals and physics from Codename 47 to Blood Money have just aged badly but that doesn’t make them bad games, they’re just old. Absolution has no excuse as it isn’t a traditional Hitman experience, so most fans hate it. Everyone else sees it as okay. 2016 is just an unpolished, smaller version of 2018.
Casuals who haven't SA/SO'd every level on Master difficulty, please get out the thread.
Hitman toes the perfect line between not being "serious bald dude gun game" but also not being "randumb Reddit hijinks" either and in doing so gets the appeal that both of those are going for without having any of their problems
It's worth applauding for that alone even if you don't look at the gameplay at all
“Okay” would probably be a 6/10. I’d go as far as an 8.5 or 9/10 just for how fun it was. THIS is how you rank things. An 85 doesn’t mean bad, people!
arguable but understandable. I think it's pretty good. would rank it up to 9 if it weren't for the online DRM.
I just hate how it feels like an expansion pack for the first game than being a real sequel.
Also, them not having access to Square Enix CGI farms means the cutscenes are largely stills.
Everything about it just feels half assed. Hopefully the third game is a real sequel
The magic is showing something ridiculous and playing it completely straight, like 47 dressed up as a sushi chef but still acting like his regular autistic self and having the bad guy be so oblivious to him that he rants his entire secret plot in front of him
And of course nobody intended that to look ridiculous, it just does. Same way Kojima never expects anyone to quote his serious dramatic dialogue for laughs.
OP is a fag
This game is total ass. I had it in my library for some reason and I don't even remember buying. Like it showed up one day
Its a solid 7/10. The one thing I hate is the random enforcers being able to see through your Top disguise. Like why the fuck is someone in the beginning of the level able to tell im not who I am when I am wearing the top disguise
Best Hitman game. Only Codename 47 and Absolution are bad entries.
okay contrarian
nice bait, but try playing games first.
enforcers are never random though
Hitman died with BM.
47, 2 and BM are the definitive games and anything after is just a soulless puzzle game that couldn't capture the essence of what made it good. It's hitman for tards now.
>but play around in the menu and play THIS certain way
the "opportunities" are still the most obvious bullshit a 5 year old could figure most of them on a blind playthrough because that's part and parcel of the game design now, simplicity
they could have at least brought in kyd if they were going to shit these things out but the dumb niggers keep buying them
>inb4 dude i played BM and I LOVE tm
>unironically uses soul meme
Kys
In my opinion 47 showing off all his random talents like doing a sick drum solo is completely in character and funny at the same time
>values C47 over Contracts
opinion invalidated
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion man.
NEW BAD
see
I HAVE CHOSEN TO EMBRACE IT
The only good game in the catalog rn desu senpai
codename 47 is legitimately bad. it was overambitious for the time but in retrospect its just bad and has no redeeming qualities when compared to literally any other hitman released since.