Why are Touhou games so fun?

Why are Touhou games so fun?

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Well?

the item collection sound is orgasmic

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>fun

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>fun on my Yas Forums

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Graze is moreso

>tac tac TAC TACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTACTAC

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are you sure they are fun?

I like the idea of the games, but considering I have several installed and keep telling myself I'll play them "later"... maybe they aren't.

They aren't.

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I think so

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>ywn impreg yuuka and give birth to many half youkai half human children

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This but unironically

I wonder what's it like impregnating Aya, does she give birth to full born babies or does she lay eggs?

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>gameplay thread title
Shit like this is already being posted

Nigga why Yuuka, there are way better choices for breeding

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I don't believe you

Sweet Jesus.

Yuuka would rip your dick off before you ever get close to impregnating her

>THIS WILL BE TOUHOU
>IN 2013

Talk about the games then

ZA WARUDO says otherwise
I keep raping her ass every day she comes to human village

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Does anyone have the image where flandre talks about car crashes? I need it

bullet hell trash

Hard to say in regards to copulation with humans, but in regards to other Tengu, Tengu eggs are canonically a thing that show up in the manga, so there you go.

>Raping in a dating sim
Ironically the most boring way to play especially since the game doesn't even support getting creative with time stop rape.

>practice stage 5 in PCB
>do alright
>reach stage 5
>drop my spaghetti
Fug :d

This is why I need like a week to 1CC even after nailing all the stages. Although I think I start dropping my spaghetti already at the stage 4 boss. Eventually I run out of spaghetti and I start doing fine.

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>carry someone infront of another 2hu whilst in timestop
>rape them so hard they basically convulse once time resumes
>other character that can see this happening doesn't even respond or react

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*you feign concern for the girl*

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Yeah, the weird isolation of it all really hampers it, I agree. I mean at least they have the 2hu being timefucked reacting differently when others are around, but at the same time it'd really be nice if others did anything.
Anyway, that's part of my issue but not my only issue with the mechanic. The fact that there's very little room to experiment with the mechanic is kind of trash. One of the most fun aspects of time stop as a vehicle for h content is the creativity, doing things like slipping vibrators into girl's panty's, restarting time, and watching the girl you just messed with realize what happened and struggle to hide her arousal as her friends ask what's wrong, you know stuff like that.

uncanny valley

NO
FREAKIN'
WAY

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Canny valley

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that's what happens with an open project. none of the japs are interested enough to extend the mechanic and so it's left half assed

Cunny Valley

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All her eggs are probably rotten

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>you will never visit gensokyo like sumireko

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YOU DON'T EAT FERTILIZED EGGS UNLESS YOU'RE A THIRD WORLDER YOU DUMB BIRD SLUT

And now I'm just realizing that she's grabbing these eggs out of a carton, which just raises so many more questions.

What is this? An image for cockroaches?

She's a busy girl

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Give me a quick rundown on this doujin

UUUU

y is she crying sperm

Sumireko gets beaten up with a baseball bat, has her vagina stuffed with cockroaches, and is then killed.
I wouldn't recommend reading it, although it does help with understanding some memes.
It also spawned a game:
chairgtables.itch.io/sumirekosroachstomping

I still have no idea what half of the noises that happen during gameplay indicate

has there been any good fanfiction for touhou?

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Who is the Bernie Sanders of Gensokyo?

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That orgasmic sound when Marisa releases her bucket loads of master spark

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The Kappas.

youtu.be/vw4gKvghXqY

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What is the appeal of guro doujins? Never understood this fetish, especially those yukkuri torture mangas.

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They aren't and I hate games.
Why the fuck can't I get good at games anymore...
Fuck video games, touhou doujins are my last comfort.

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Help! I am being seduced by a pretty bunny!

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who's that nigger and why is he with shitwako

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The small hitbox allows for a shit ton of bullets that are fun to dodge. Also ZUN makes them colorful and in neat patterns. The dialog is fun too.

Don't give up user. You still have it in you.
I think there are two kinds of people who read them: edgelords and people with a genuine fetish for them. I'm not gonna judge the latter, since I'm also into some weird shit, but they are few: this website has always been full of edgelords, and hence Yukkuri abuse.

>scat

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