SSSATURDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA

During last couple of days it's been
>PLAYAN
Divinity: Original Sin 2, Stellaris, Dominions 5, Diablo 3
>WATCHAN
Catching up on youtube backlog (mostly history stuff), Brood War and SC2 tournaments
>LISTENAN
N/A
>READAN
On the Origin of Species (started a couple of days ago, about halfway through now), HPMOR Remix (finished all 4 chapters)
>FAPPAN
Shuffling through my favorite VR missionary and creampie scenes
>FEELAN
I've felt an urge to gorge myself on food and while there's no curfew, I haven't been outside either (I, personally, would only walk on largely deserted nature trails where you'd walk past a person every couple of kilometers at most, but I'm an advocate of stricter quarantine and it doesn't feel right to make exceptions for myself, even if logically speaking it's a completely different thing from geriatrics parading around city streets). In addition, I've given up on self-study of my math courses. I'm really really bad at getting anything done without provided structure.

Well, sore throat isn't a common symptom of COVID-19. Chances are it's cold.

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>PLAYAN
Dead Space, Trannymal Crossing: New Leaf, Link's Awakening DX
>WATCHAN
Got a list of heist movies to watch. Just got done with The Killing (1955). Great movie.
>LISTENAN
Gorillaz playlist on Spotify
>READAN
This thread :3
>FEELAN
Been off work since thursday morning. Already saturday and it feels like time just flew by pretty quickly just doing my normal things. Laughing at the normies who think quarantine is hell.

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>PLAYAN
AC7 now that it's on gamepass
also just bought a switch for quarantine usage but it's a lite because legitimately everywhere was sold out of the real model and so far I only have bing bing wahoo odyssey but it's fun
>watchan
maybe letterkenny later but most like ill just stick to gaming
>listenan
whatever im playan
>readan
Intuitive Thinking as a Spiritual Path, by Rudolf Steiner
>eatan
taquitos and maybe some steak tips later if still hungry
>feelan
alright, this marks a full week of work from home / quarantine in the house. i'm still getting paid and i have plenty of vidya so i'll be alright. also inna rural state so it's easy to avoid other humans, can still walk the doggo in the woods

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>Ben Shapiro Show

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>also just bought a switch for quarantine usage but it's a lite because legitimately everywhere was sold out of the real model

Was thinking of doing the same, but same situation.. no Switches anywhere. I imagine it's because of a mix between Animal Crossing fans buying Switches to play the game and quarantinefags not wanting to be bored all weekend.

Some good taste and some horrible taste

>PLAYAN
downloading ESO rn this quarantine thing is giving me the itch to get back into an MMO
>WATCHAN
better call saul season 5
>LISTENAN
old episodes of rooster teeth podcast
>READAN
no
>FAPPAN
black kweens on this thread looking good so probably that
>FEELAN
bit down, bit stir crazy, been eating too much because nothing else to do, i see a lot of people out having fun with their time off and i want to be too but i dont want to give my parents the coronavirus so i guess ill stay in

>PLAYAN
Animal Crossing. Just paid off my home expansion, should have my second room built tomorrow morning, along with my museum opening and my three new neighbors moving in. I'm finding that this game is much more grindable than other games in the franchise, and that's been nice. Thinking about playing some FF7 still, I may be at a good spot to stop for the night with AC.
>WATCHAN
Binge watching Lexx season 2.
>EATAN
We heated up this barbacoa stuff from Costco and made burritos for lunch. We'll heat it up again for dinner. It's good shit.
>FEELAN
Pretty comfy. Girlfriend had to go to the pharmacy today to pick up some meds and she brought home a bunch of candy for me (Reese Cups mainly, also Raisenettes and some of those Kinder Joy eggs). We're both just chilling out and enjoying AC. Luckily we are both home bodies so the quarantine shit isn't getting to us too much (we both still feel some anxiety over the situation). I stocked up on food and bullets back in January so we are set as far as that goes.

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>i see a lot of people out having fun with their time off

They're retarded, user. Stay away from those retards, literally.

>i see a lot of people out having fun with their time off
Fucktards like that are going to extend this situation well into Summer, at a minimum, and probably force the government to enact a real-ass quarantine (as in: Soldiers roll in and keep your ass indoors, not this social distancing bullshit that we're doing right now).

>PLAYAN
REmake 1, then some Killing Floor 2 probably
>WATCHAN
porn, Dante Ravioli, maybe some Big Bang Theory as well
>LISTENAN
YTP remixes
>READAN
Yas Forums
>FAPPAN
Idk yet
>FEELAN
I don't know anymore, lads, intrusive thoughts, delusions and compulsive self-observation makes me depressed, hell if my parents weren't supporting me I'd have become an alcoholic or drug addict by this point...or worse
where did it all go so horribly wrong?:(

are you the guy who the other day said he beat Prey like twenty times and it's his favorite game, labeling it as "game of the lifetime for me"
God of War 3 is kino, honestly the best in the series, Idk but God of War 2K18 wasn't that awesome I mean it is a good game, but it feels kind of clunky, Kratos can't jump and roll over he used to, he feels like an old man, also once you beat the game you realize enemy variety especially bosses is lame
>Stranger
>troll
>ogre
>elf king Pablo (actually a regular elf but with more hp)
>troll
>dragon
>troll
>Magni n Modi
>two trolls
>Baldur
it's like God of War 1 all over again where you had undead soldiers, cyclops, gorgons, doggos, sirens at one point, and that's all with the Hydra, Minotaur, and Ares as bosses
>bit depressed
feel you
>Married with Children
should rewatch considering the last time I watched it I was like 12 so probably I didn't get half the jokes
>Dunno. Hopefully someone stupid thicc
check out chink wrestler Xia Li on Instagram, she uploads fanservice regularly she went with the stupid musclepill lately
just browse her older stuff she used to be pretty thicc, also she is 5'1 so she is in the smol thicc category
wanted to replay Dead Space, too bad the Steam version is problematic
who the hottie? also kinda envy you, I managed to have a good time like three times in the past two years
>Kinder Joy eggs
you from Yurop or are Kinder eggs in 'merica too?

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yeah i know just kinda gets me down ill just stay off the social media and forget about it

Not me, I've never played Prey before. Started a few weeks ago and haven't got back to it until now. Although I tend to find games I like and replay them dozens of times, so might turn out that way

>playan
granblue versus, disco elysium, prey
>watchan
dorohedoro
>listenan
mostly evergrey. trying to get into jazz
>readan
young and freedman university physics
>fappan
well endowed cow women
>feelan
okay, but zero motivation to study

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>you from Yurop or are Kinder eggs in 'merica too?
I'm in America, but Kinder Joy eggs are not the same as regular Kinder eggs. It's basically a plastic egg with two halves. In one half is a toy, in the other half is this soft white chocolate, with two wafer balls covered in milk chocolate. It comes with a little spoon that you use to eat the chocolate. The other side is sealed off, you open that to get the toy.

A lot of people don't like them, but I think that is mostly because they want real Kinder eggs. I used to get them while traveling in Asia and I just enjoyed them for what they are. I like Kinder Bueno Bars better though, and they finally have those in the U.S. commonly now as well.

yeah I know Kinder Joy eggs, didn't like them as a kid but now I prefer them over Kinder eggs, Kinder eggs taste kinda mawkish (Idk if that's the good word, we use 'gejl [gaeyl]' in my language, it means it feels sweet in a bad way, like it is sweet yet still taste bad)
bueno bars are good, but my favorite are the Kinder milk bar, Kinder pingui and that Kinder paradiso

>PLAYAN
Dying Light
>WATCHAN
nothan
>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=1ExdigjJmaA
>READAN
nothan
>FAPPAN
no
>FEELAN
absolutely unstoppable honestly

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>PLAYAN
Red Orchestra 2 and New Vegas modded run
Gonna download VTMB and try it out. Heard great things.
>WATCHAN
Serpico right now.. need movie recs to be quite honest
>LISTENAN
Old Crow Medicine Show, Tyler Childers, bunch of other similar stuff
>READAN
(you) guys and /k/
>EATAN
Had eggs and steak.. made some guacamole so probably something Mexican tonight
>DRINKAN
Black coffee now. Got some Pacificos, Long Boards to blaze through. Also have some Jameson leftover from St. Patty's
>FAPPAN
Some amatuer milf stuff later
>FEELAN
Good. Comfy in quarantine though. Just got back from swimming and saw a hammerhead shark pretty stoked but my gopro died before I encountered him. Stocked up on ammo, non perishables and liquor and DUDE. I'm holding down the fort, hope you all stay happy and healthy.
>clam chowder
Nice. And I hope you rise out of your depression user
Enjoy your time off user
>old episodes of rooster teeth podcast
I miss old RT. Same with old Inside Gaming (Funhaus at Machinima). Lots of their stuff got scrubbed though.
>Dying Light
God I keep forgetting to buy it. Those safehouses in it look comfy.

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>>PLAYAN
Overwatch, dokkan battle, horizon chase and crash bandicoot. a bit of doom 2016 every now and then.
>>WATCHAN
DBZA, it is a real shame they are not making any new season.
>>LISTENAN
some shit
>>READAN
i was thinkin on readin opm
>>FAPPAN
bigdad, dabble, rom, milfs, tanlines, big titties.
>>FEELAN
alright, i was able to find a job that i can do form home while everyone else is getting fucked by the wu flu.

based fappan

my parents are super paranoid about this shit too.

i hope this shit ends soon. i am blessed for finding a job i can work from home but i lost a really good opportunity because of it.

mom opened her new restaurant 2 months ago and now she needs to close for god knows how long

i really want to eat some fast food right now but my entire family is on a diet to get healthier. this shit is driving me nuts

based

working from home is pretty cool buy my parents are a hassle to deal with

i went out today and had to immediately wash my clothes, take a shower and clean my phone with alcohol else my parents wouldn't calm down.

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>>PLAYAN
Resident evil 2 remake. Sewer level. It's comfy but getting those chess pieces takes a lot of backtracking. I'll play some hell let loose later.
>>WATCHAN
Bull
>>LISTENAN
Hbomb's pathologic 2 video essay
>>READAN
Weeb shit
>>FAPPAN
LESL-31 it's a lesbian fetish JAV
>>FEELAN
My balls ache, been recovering from a flu, so a little tired and dehydrated.

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>>PLAYAN
Half Life 2 it’s absolutely kino why can’t shooters be this fun?
>>WATCHAN
Re watching Wages of fear
>>LISTENAN
Duke Ellington
>>READAN
Beserk
>>FAPPAN
Idk maybe Joi
>>FEELAN
Semi decent been laid off recently due to cornachan but trying to stay positive. I got a good amount of sayings and money coming in from other sources. Focusing on school for now.

Keep forgetting pic

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>PLAYAN
Yakuza 5. I'm currently playing through Haruka & Akiyama's chapter. Also started Doom Eternal, I'm only a few levels in.
>LISTENAN
Loneliness Loop is stuck in my head, send help.
>EATAN
Spag bol
>DRINKAN
Spiced rum & coke
>FEELAN
Not great. I'm trying to buy my first flat and the vendor's solicitor is taking ages to reply to my solicitor. I need to get out of here cos my parents are doing my fucking head in. The whole coronavirus bullshit doesn't help, either. Would be fine if I already moved out, I would self isolate the fuck outta myself if I could.

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Same. Ive had this. Am recovering.
>Better call Saul
Based
>Gf
Reee
>Remake 1
Based. I'm gonna continue my save on that after I beat remake 2. I'd pick up remake 3 but I got the second game for a quarter of its original price and I can't justify full price for the 3rd.
>JOI
Based

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>why can’t shooters be this fun?
this, or at least older shooters, I remember having a shit ton of fun with Red Faction 2 where you can blow up enemies with a rocket launcher or toss a sticky mine on them then they start running around screaming in panic only to blow to pieces a second later
og SW Battlefronts were also fun, Republic Commando is fun too, SWAT 4 was fun even though and stressed over the levels lot of the time because teammates are retarded and you can get killed by a single shot if the bullet hits you in the head or the chest

>My balls ache
you might visit an urologist, also sometimes my right ball tend to ache like in every six months, visited two different urologists on three occassions in the past few years, they always said everything is okay down there and I'm still living and my ball didn't blow up either

>>PLAYAN
Pokemon Shield and Jedi Fallen Order. Fun shit
>>WATCHAN
Just got caught up on Steven Universe. fuckin nuts. I'm really gonna miss this show
>>LISTENAN
Incubus and Carly Rae Jepsen. Physical by Dua Lipa is also amazing
>>READAN
The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern. Pretty interesting so far. It really drew me in
>>FAPPAN
Probably weight gain, Christmas cakes, or both
>>FEELAN
Good. Work's been shit and my boss is a bully, but I need money. Been seeing a career counselor and hopefully that'll help my change my direction some

Gf's getting thick. It's awesome.

>Spiced rum & coke
Nice, All I've got left in my house booze-wise is rum. The stores nearby are closed

What kind of joi user? I like mean ones

I want to like hbomb more but his videos are way too long. They meander A LOT

>Lexx
based. Gonna show my gf Farscape this week

Fuck ben shapiro

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>>PLAYAN
no idea, jumping around a ton of different games
>>WATCHAN
shiey
>>LISTENAN
gorillaz
>>READAN
Yas Forums
>>FAPPAN
h-games
>>FEELAN
a lot of things
I think I caught feelings for a co-worker but I don't even fully know
Can't decide on a game to play
Don't know how to spend my newfound wealth of free time

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>PLAYAN
Dragon's Crown as best boy Wizard
>WATCHAN
Cromartie High
>LISTENAN
Nothing ATM
>READAN
Powder Mage Trilogy: Promise of Blood
>FAPPAN
Givin my PP a break
>FEELAN
Stir crazy, but otherwise OK

Also trying to decide between getting the Grandia and Langrisser re-releases on Switch. Never played the originals but they look up my alley. Any thoughts?

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the pits being covered is such a crime

It seem like modern ones focus on big set pieces and simplicity. They require no meaningful thought beyond shoot the enemies and don’t get shot while moving forward.

>PLAYAN
Sven Coop, One Way Heroics, DJMax Respect, Factorio and Ys Oath
>WATCHAN
Just finished watching The Untouchables with my father
>LISTENAN
nothing
>READAN
nothing
>FAPPAN
later
>FEELAN
Alright

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>What kind of joi user? I like mean ones
Mommy Joi. I watched a mean one accidentally and as soon as it got demeaning I got flaccid and bounced

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>PLAYAN
Super Metroid. Just got the freeze Ray. Might actually beat it this time.
>WATCHAN
100 Humans
>LISTENAN
Nothing
>READAN
Guitar book
>EATAN
Baked Mac and cheese
>DRINKAN
Beer
>FAPPAN
Wife
>FEELAN
Slight headache but otherwise pretty good

>PLAYAN
Civ 6, Neverwinter Nights mostly.
>WATCHAN
random shitty anime hear and there
>LISTENAN
my spotify playlist and some podcasts
>READAN
random manga i find here and there
>FAPPAN
random h games and whatever i find
>FEELAN
kinda sad my job hasn't shut down yet but i work less hours for now. also being crushed by no mmo.

>PLAYAN
Dishonored 2.

I've juist built a new PC and after not really feeling the new Doom and feeling it was going to waste on Disco Elysium and a replay of Expeditions: Conquistador I spotted it on sale on GOG. I loved the first but my old machine could not run 2 at all and I refunded it on Steam at launch.

Really liking it so far, although it's got the same problem as the first in that almost all of the upgrades are worthless for a non-lethal run.
>WATCHAN
Rob Ager film analysis videos. I think some of his stuff is a bit of a strech, and he can be a bit cringey when he gets overly defensive about one of his pet theories, but he has loads of really interesting takes, especially on Kubrick.

Watching his one on The Warriors now.
>LISTENAN
Life Is Strange: Before the Storm soundtrack. The game might have been a huge letdown but the music is great.
>READAN
Diving back into X-Men, which I've been reading from the beginning onwards, including literally every Mutant-related spin-off. Approaching 1995 now, which means Age of Apocalypse. Very hype.
>FAPPAN
Maids.
>FEELAN
Tired. Didn't realise the time.

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Fair enough! Mommy is wonderful as well.

Some really do get TOO mean. Insults are fun, but any time they turn into slurs I lose interest instantly

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I respond to a lot of you, frens, yet barely three people responded back, why you so mean?

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which is your post user

>tanlines
Based

>Red Orchestra 2
Based, hop on BloodBath server

She's cute but I like em tall

I just need to coom is all. It's blue balls.
I listen to long videos in the background like podcasts while I game. His video editing isn't memorable enough to watch for 2 hours.
I will respond to you fren even though you didn't respond to me.

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>PLAYAN
Final Fantasy XV, its good

>WATCHAN
Downloading DB Super prolly wont watch it tho

>LISTENAN
Reddit nosleep stories on Youtube

>READAN
Chinese Virus panic stories

>FAPPAN
muh dik

>FEELAN
breddy gud :DD

>I will respond to you fren even though you didn't respond to me.
but I did

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>PLAYAN
overwhelmed by choices, some combo of:
RE2make
TW:warhammer
DS3
Divinity 2
>WATCHAN
maybe Blade Runner 2049
>LISTENAN
Dance Gavin Dance
>READAN
news news news
>FAPPAN
Riley reid
>FEELAN
considering how much of a shit show my life is right now, pretty comfy. got some cool career opportunities coming up monday. plus im getting laid again.

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Ah ok fren

>PLAYAN
Ace Attorney, might break and get Animal Crossing. Everyone won't shut up about it and I'm curious
>WATCHAN
Going to be checking Netflix, probably start a few seasonal anime finally
>LISTENAN
BotanicSage, other youtube vids
>READAN
Black Clover, messages from friends
>FAPPAN
Going to try to go for a nofap streak starting tonight, please wish me luck and send advice on how to manage. Best I've done was about 6 weeks. won't stop me from drawing though, I don't find my work arousing
>FEELAN
Tipsy but having a good time. Bought some barleywine from a local brewery to help support them during this shitty time, it's kicking my ass but it's good.
Friends have been nonstop talking about Animal Crossing so I might finally bite the bullet once I recover. I imagine it'll be good during the pandemic anyways.
My city is about to go on near-lockdown, so I'm getting ready. Not that it takes much, but still. People need to stop going out and being stupid.
Otherwise, planning to do some fun stuff this weekend. Breaking out the lego, think I'll make some biscotti, it'll be a good time! Stay safe and healthy you guys, don't want to see anyone getting hurt during all of this!
I try to respond to a bunch when I come in. Lot of people just post and bail I think, which is a shame. I love talking to you guys, these threads are my favorite for how cozy they are.
Sorry you haven't been able to go home yet, but at least you still are getting paid, user. What manga and podcasts are you enjoying?
>Cromartie
Based, I just introduced my younger brothers to that show
>that pic
user pls
Good choice on Carly Rae, she's a treasure even beyond Call Me Maybe.
Also that's great luck with your girl, enjoy it! Mine's already quite plump and I can tell you that it's so worth it
I hate that DBZA ended, but I'm glad they quit before they felt forced to push it. They ended on a high note at least.

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>PLAYAN
I'm doing homework but I'll play a bit of 3 houses and life is strange
>WATCHAN
Some chink dude playing speedruns of gta sa
>LISTENAN
nothing
>READAN
4channel
>FAPPAN
I don't want to fap, I've fapped at least 7 times between today and yesterday and I want to stop
>FEELAN
VERY STRESSED! i have a lot of homework from college and it's driving me crazy and I'm really craving some salt chips or Cheetos right now!

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>maybe Blade Runner 2049
it's not that good imho
>Riley reid
based

you gotta change some habits user if you want to become based

this also I'm responding to a lot of people joining in
>Lot of people just post and bail I think, which is a shame.
yeah, lot of the time I post, respond to others then leave because no one is responding to my posts, but generally it's just Yas Forums in a nutshell, the only threads where I have conversations are the Sims threads and these weekend night threads here and there

>I'm really craving some salt chips or Cheetos right now!
well thanks, sport, now I crave pizza or ketchup flavored cheetos too
there is a 0-24 store nearby but I don't know if they are open, I mean there is a quarantine or some shit

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>PLAYAN
AC and RDR2
>WATCHAN
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood again
>LISTENAN
Sturgill Simpson
>FAPPAN
The day is still young to decide
>FEELAN
Glad this whole situation is turning the world around. Zoomers mad at celebs for being the virtue signaling bastards they are and people are awakening to what this whole charade is

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>>PLAYAN
Iceborne
Animal Crossing
Granblue Versus
>>WATCHAN
Onward
>>LISTENAN
youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
>>READAN
Otherwordly Izakaya Nobu
>>EATAN
BBQ
>>DRINKAN
Fanta

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