Zelda botw

I want to talk about the horses in this game, who was your main horse? Did any of your horses ever die? My main was a 4/3/4 brown horse I found early called Brego, he wasn't as good as the royal horse or the chad giant horse but he was my horse

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you can ride horses in this game? FUUUUCK, no wonder going everywhere was such a chore on foot.

did you really play through the whole game without a horse

You're actually retarded

I sucked off a horse once. I wanted to take it in my ass but I didn't want to die. I instead bought a horse dildo and it's pretty great.

In hard mode, it there a Lynel with tier 1 equipment?
they're the last fucking items I need to scan on my house's weapon mounts

in all honesty the horse is more trouble than it's worth because it won't fast travel with you. I barely used mine

>Brego
heh, nerd

they get good with the ancient saddle, can summon them anywhere but its in the season pass irrc

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I like that all the horses in BOTW are chonky drafts. They're good boys

Here's mine. I used him all the time and took him all over. Even up and down mountains and cliffs. He never did die surprisingly.

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>I want to talk about the horses in this game
Can you fuck the horses?
Can you impregnate the horses?
Can they give you centaur daughters?
If the answer is no then I'm not playing.

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kek, they seem pretty resilient.

Atleast he didn't name it "Roach" like every other unimaginative dick-riding Witcher fan

Literally no reason to ever use a horse.

Link can ride me anytime

I've beaten the game twice and only really rode a horse for that tutorial quest. When I was fighting Ganon the game just gave me some random horse that controlled like ass.

I cheated in the bike early and used that instead. Fuck the horse.

I almost never used horses, they were more trouble than they're worth.

bump

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Epona with ancient armor modded to look like Epona's starter reins.

Was riding deers like a true chad

you just know

>STILL no mod to allow the ancient set to function with giant horse

>riding Bambi like a gaylord when you could be riding a fucking bear

Just imagine how big the dong is. Now that I think about it, that's probably why they're almost extinct. The dong is just too big to fit inside.

The one near Zora's domain is always the base red-haired Lynel, but I can't guarantee it'll have the right equipment.

this. giant horse is arguably best in game in addition to being the alpha chad of all horses, but horses are shit without the ancient saddle

>not riding a bear

>Horse's stats are determined by location
There's literally no reason not to have a 4/4/5 horse

>literally every stable tells you about it
>horses fucking everywhere
>npcs ride horses
>enemies ride horses
>HOLY FUCK YOU CAN RIDE HORSES?!

>not max speed horse
fuck the other stats, I gotta go fast

As long as you aren't 2/2/2 it's fine

>riding into battle on a 13 point buck
DEER CHADS WHERE WE AT

Horses are incredibly inefficient and largely useless as a means of travel so I never used them

Found that guy just recently, any other unique steeds like it?

the only unique horses are epona fucking amiibo, zelda's horse, and ganon's horse

Second from the left on the top row is the best looking one, and if you disagree you're objectively incorrect.

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>6 different types of bridles/saddles
>can only register 5 horses
>giant horse cannot change bridle/saddle
What where they thinking?

what this user said. wouldnt stress about epona though. The big fella is a descendant of ganons horse and you get a quest for a descendant of zeldas later

It's the horse I'm using

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These horses are so fucking fat in the ass its unreal.

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that's what the gerudo were for

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even endgame forces you on a horse

Black with white nose and hooves and 4/3/4 stats named Kotege, and a dark brown with cream nose and hooves with 4/3/4 named Oliver. I hope they have a bigger variety of horses in the next game. And a FUCKING SIDEQUEST FOR EPONA WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

I'd rather no epona in main game would invalidate all other horses by being the "canon" horse

Even their sandy vaginas couldn't take a dong that big.

There is literally nothing wrong with unlocking Epona in an midgame or endgame sidequest. The stat differences are so negligible after 3 stars that it doesn't even matter outside of the giant horse.

Why are you focusing on their ass user

I meant from a story perspective

Who outta yall can shoot ballons

I liked the horses in RDR2 as well.
thank you

Beating that mini-game and getting the two pieces of the saddle was the fucking hardest thing in the entire game, no joke. It was bizarre.

Is this the mounted archery challenge? Never even attempted it felt like it would piss me off too much

I hear you. I went out to find a x5 bow to get it done.

>That one Korok seed near the Ice shadow shrine
Nope, not worth it.

>no stalhorse

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>playing with ui on

Its hot

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I managed to get my horse killed against Dark Beast Ganon
he ran into his hitbox and by the time Ganon lifted his paw, he was dead
RIP Bangs

for me it was Zelda's horse, Storm.
accidentally hit it with my great flameblade once and legitimately felt bad.
the horseriding feels so good in this game, especially after trying out Shadow of the Collosus. I just wish they used HD rumble with it like how Okami HD does it.

I like this look the best.

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bomb arrows and slow mo jumps, thats how I did it

You can revive your horse at the horse fountain

One hit and it died? Did you resurrect it? I've also heard this game compared to shadow of the Colossus a couple of times no idea how accurate that is tho maybe it's just the horses

bretty good, mountain man

Or play this shitty game