FBI

What is it that they ACTUALLY do?

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destroy evidence and fabricate crimes

Ask your local office, chap

Put the IRS on your ass if you piss them off.

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they like to pretend to be retarded to entrap super smart white nationalist

Fuck cook and eat children and enable horrific shit

fabricate evidence and destroy crimes

I have a really scary story involving the fbi, kind of a long read but worth it

>be me
>21
>go out to local bar and get drunk as fuck
>bad move
>apparently piss this one guy off simply by existing
>him and his buddies walk up to me
>I, being full of drunk pride, simply insult the faggots
>bad move again
>One guy clocks me, I get knocked out cold
>I wake up, confused and disoriented, in a dark room
>what the fuck
>I'm sitting in a chair, but I'm strapped in and can't move
>There is something strapped around my head, and there is something wet and spongy on the top of my head
>it dawns on me
>I am sitting in an electric chair
>oh shit
>start thrashing around like a madman
>still partially drunk, by the way
>manage to get one of my arms unstrapped
>tear off everything else and get out of the chair
>start to head for the door, when I hear someone thundering towards the door
>like it literally sounded like thunder
>I crouch down in a corner and hope for the best
>The sound is getting louder
>and louder
>and louder, before it finally stops right outside the door.
>I stay in my corner for 5 minutes, before I work up the courage to go up the the door
>I need to leave this place
>I put my hand on the doorknob
>and very slowly I....
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Investigate interstate crime. Investigate police corruption.

protect rich rapists and ritual murderers of children from the great unwashed

Cover shit up and entrap retards

Create pop-up neonazi groups, infiltrate them and bust themselves.

Bust internet pedos?

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Investigate crimes too large for the police force but too small for the military

>What is it that they ACTUALLY do?
They lurk on Yas Forums

They maintain their monopoly on child sex slaves.

this... We have congressmen who shit on the American people while standing up for non citizens, until this changes the FBI is a fucking joke.

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Both equally true

The FBI's major priorities are to:

Protect the United States from terrorist attack;
Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and espionage;
Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and high-technology crimes;
Combat public corruption at all levels;
Protect civil rights;
Combat transnational and national criminal organizations and enterprises;
Combat major white-collar crime;
Combat significant violent crime;
Support federal, state, county, municipal, and international partners; and to
Upgrade technology to successfully perform the FBI's mission.

They collect CP from all over the internet, fap furiously to it, then occasionally arrest some of the people they got it from when and if they have a monetary incentive to do so.

Oh yeah. Do tell about their whole honeypot and infiltration stuff.
How often do they do this?

gayops, psyops, honeypots, and general faggotry

That's what they claim to do. They're really just a gang though.

Protect the elite and their profits at the expense of the common man. Even in shows where the FBI is good theyre still 95% corrupt cockholsters

BASED!!!

I feel safer already!!! :D

Run pedophile and human trafficking rings, and use blackmail to make political and celebrity figures do what they want.

The KGB and the SS would be proud of their bastard child

The jack off to CP at work then go home and beat their wives.

They mainly investigate crimes related to fraud and money laundering.

What does this have to do with killing every major Ferguson activist or investigating mlkjr/malcolm x

Entrapment mostly. Gotta get a bigger budget next year.

You really swallow every word the media and government says hook, line, and sinker, huh? Ask yourself, why haven't they moved on pizza gate? Everyone read the emails and the FBI of all people knows EXACTLY what the coded language means. They've had four fucking years and haven't done shit. What ever happened to weiners laptop?

Does anyone remember when sacha baron Cohen tried to tip off the FBI about the Las Vegas pedophile ring and they told him to fuck off?

I remember

>keeping transactions private is a crime

Chill out in rural towns and eat cherry pie and coffee.

They do shit like this.

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who knows I just know that the adl has complete control over them

Protect the elite

Basically secret police for the bureaucracy.

fabricate crimes, lock innocent people up, destroy evidence, protect criminals, and assassinate/murder anyone who becomes inconvenient to them

FBI shouldn't exist, no federal police should exist, and most police forces shouldn't exist - at least not as they are right now.
We are better off under deputy/sheriff systems and vigilante justice with huge restrictions on the power of those calling themselves 'police'

Basically, yes.

Whoa, l hope you were ok after

kek

Posting slide thread like you.

There are NO LESS than 12 congress people who actively WORK AGAINST American interests, ON TV, while advocating for non citizens or foreign nations. I hope everyone of them burns for an eternity, including complicit FBI agents, God sees all.

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If they did that, they would be based

>white-collar
That's racist.

When a politician is independently rich enough to not need your pedophile rings to get his rocks off if that's his thing, so you don't have any blackmail material for him and need to settle for slandering him with fake supporters and fake signage

It's not a crime under natural law. Preventing people from using their own property in ways that don't violate the rights of others is a crime against natural law.

Make the story more believable before you post that reddit tier shit at the end, faggot. I could see that a mile away.