Brit/pol/ based eagles edition

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yeah and cities with large immigrant populations, west midlands and shit. surprise surprise.

>eagles

Why didnt frodo just pay an eagle a big fucking salmon to fly him to mordor?

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Which police force will publicly embarrass itself / go super Stasi tomorrow?

prolly is mostly London, it's densely populated, connected to international travel networks and very diverse,

corona seems to get to the most globalised people first, it's rather cool!

I love you lads lots and hope you had a nice day.

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The worst Brit/reddit thread all day

It's ravaging nobody. They label any death as related even road traffic accidents.
Meanwhile the wards are empty and nurses are whoring themselves on social media.

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Not really. The Nightingale in the Excel only had 13 patients out of a 4000 bed capacity as of this morning.

making continentals and mutts seethe is in our blood

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in a way I don't mind the cops doing their stuff, if we can keep this isolation business going a bit longer we muight actually snuff out corona here,

if everyone nobs off to the beach this weekend we could end up back where we started.

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>close to 500k closed cases
>21% CFR, even with china's fake numbers increasing the "recovery" percentage
this is an extinction level event, especially because there's no way to become immune after "recovery"

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>I don't mind the cops doing their stuff

Thin end of the wedge IMO. Too many thick officers / supers incapable of applying the law correctly.

>wonders if you're even strong enough to sacrafice your "smart"phone in order to remove yourself from the legions of minions governed by the techno demons who are incrementally eating the earth

Well?

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>They label any death as related even road traffic accidents.
incorrect. several countries have been caught underreporting deaths by a huge amount, uk included.

reminiscent of the crusades, a beautiful sight

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eagles are like higher beings and they have to follow the arcane rules of creation. the song the spirits made on creation was made for the sole purpose to reach the climax of those hobbits journeys. the eagles literally knew that god wanted them to make it hard mode for them,so they would build character and learn something about life and love. the entire universe is a bardstale in some extradimensional plane. thats the long answer. the simple answer is that it would ruin the story.

though the deus ex machina of the eagles was a bad call desu, they should have died, but tolkien was too much of a bleeding heart to kill his MC off. George would have done it and had aaragorn porking elves on screen to boot.

let me just get my magnifying glass out

>Early statistics indicate that black and Asian people are more than twice as likely to have severe symptoms than whites

The virus is RACIST

told twice

if it slaughtered half the population you'd say it was a plot,

if quarantine works and stops a horrible spike of deaths and you don't get to know personally someone who dies from it you'll call it a hoax,

if it had never happened you'd be yearning daily for something to happen,

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Wew lass

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Late night Welsh arse.

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sure, cops have always been the thicko's

would you prefer cops to be the smartest of the smart?

it truly is

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i don't know why im so cold

a shadowy thief

mean things i don't mean to say

Saw a buzzard yesterday, surprising knowing I live in a city.
My dad introduced me to bird watching when I was child.

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Better answer that i deserved tbqh. Its gollum i feel sorry for, his final act saved the lot of them, and he didnt even get an eagle ride.

i guess this is how you made me

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I just want them to apply a smidgen of common sense.
The silver lining here is that blonde lesbo from earlier is gonna get the piss taken out of her forever now.

KRRRAAAAAWWWWKKKKKKK

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Also, there's Nazgul and fell beasts flying around the countryside waiting to get the ring, and eagles wouldn't be combat effective with hobbits hanging onto their backs.

>tfw no riots at the euros this year

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yeah except this time instead of paladins in full plate armour retaking Jerusalem its toothless wiggerlicious deanos in raybans causing public disorder.

twitter.com/Sandford_Police/status/1241371462956732416

see them all the time at work, almost a daily basis. a lot of fields and farmland in that area

if a bobbie showed even a hint of common sense he would be swiftly transferred to CID

Plod are the cannon fodder of policing

24st what sweetie?

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Got 8 cans of this beer from aldi for 6 quid and it's absolutely amazing.

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Based and bumpilled.

>when a jew writes a book and makes gollum represent jesus and how kikes view gold
You didn't listen when I said kill every kike, did you.

>farmlands
That would explain it then. It’s was dark brown And yellow claws, is that a buzzard? It was high up in a tree. All the magpies were going ape.

I used to know all the silhouettes and songs when I was a nipper

i havent drank a drop since quarantine. ive smoked a pound of weed though so eh swings and roundabouts.

Since lockdown no booze, no cigs (bit of vape), and no puss. Having said that ive spanked my bollocks flat.

nonces, love pints lockdown or no lockdown

sounds like it

most people of my age seem to have little knowledge of british wildlife and outdoors

surely killing all kikes is a bit drastic?

wouldn't that leave the USA significantly depopulated?

Daisy if you’re here I want you to know you made a dying man laugh by going in on Manhands

just finished watching that banned david icke interview lads

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Ffs just failed uni because I’m mentally ill lads

word, been smoking and jacking off too much. probably only got a weeks worth of weed left, gonna start seriously rationing tomorrow

any good? is it on bit chute?

his final act was betrayal and petty larceny. its just divine provedence that he fell in the pit. gollum was always painted as a pathetic creature, debased by the power of the ring. that os actually one element of the story i can appreciate. the hero buckles at the last moment only to be saved by the zeal of an even more corrupt one, whom ironically saves the day. thats dark fantasy gold right there.

Going to have to echo the other poster. A little common sense would go a long way.

Following the Peelian Principles would be a start.

thanks for reminding me of that time when about 50 Russians absolutely BTFO 500 anglos in Marseilles.

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have you considered going into politics?

Bit daft innit

Our hoolies aren't what they were unfortunately.

That and the Russians treating it like an actual war rather than extremely violent banter.

Wait, youre actually dying? I thought your name was just cos youre a bit of a cunt tbqh

So why did the media piss their pants over it? I haven't seen it but keep hearing about it.

This death toll needs to hurry the fuck up and rise into 4 figures a day.

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>not going with pabst
what a faggot
youtu.be/EMsdt_vKJIY

>any good? is it on bit chute?
bitchute.com/video/WkLxvpNSFyGo/

Trying not to be a cunt and changing meds to see if that helps, manhands kind of asks for it though
I did too by being a spastic and posting about my new kid born, par the course

we're a nation of warriors

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it hit 4 figures a while ago. they're only reporting between 1/4 and 1/3 of deaths.

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Also won't get to see big Bazza set a new world record in patio furniture flinging, that's the worst bit.

Prove it

you've got to admire the russians enthusiasm though?

But gollum was pathetic and in a way an innocent - he didnt know what the ring was or its power. Frodo had powerful allies who told him the consequences of claiming it, yet he did it anyway.

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bbc.co.uk/news/education-52237664

me on the right

I don't get it.

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Smh even the statues aren't safe from the virus

the warm weather will help them sniff out a few more of the home deaths

Shame about the face.