Pagan LARPers

what is the final solution to pagan LARPers?

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do they not realize that they're basically the ultimate final form of LARPing and everyone laughs at them?

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To cope on a rope.

Point out that the 'gods' they claim to worship are literal comic book characters created by Stanley Lieber in the 1960s.

saging all of these spam threads from your autistic discord server

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But Zeus is much older then comic books

Finding out what really upsets them. They often seem to have legitimate grievances, as well as a bunch of emotional issues, and a disgust with some aspects of other religions. Find out why "muh ancestors" matters more than "Well, is it true?".

I notice it's almost always Norse versions; this makes me think it's some "barbarian" fetishism because of a stereotypical view of the Norse, i.e., larping as vikings. Many of them will follow "muh ancestors" as Norse gods, but in reality they're, say, Celtic.

To me, it suggests they want to be "manly", but in the current era, don't know how. Coupled with effeminate, weak versions of Christianity spreading, more conservative ones often find it gross. More liberal ones will find Christianity bad because it's from an "oppressor" culture (lol). There's no single pagan movement, though, so it allows them to do whatever the hell they want -- often widely different from each other. They almost always want to whine about Christians, and don't really take their religion seriously at all. To them, their religion is "praising the ancestors" - but I've met pagans who have bad relationships with their family because "they are Abrahamic traitors" and will harass their normie family, who literally aren't interested. It's concerning, and it feels like their attention goes into D&Cing the whites and the ancestors they claim to love.

These ZOG bots spamming that any opposition to the effeminate deconstruction of Western men is LARPing so they can suck blood from baby dicks and collect shekels all day.

oy vey my foreskin

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It's because of the poor image those larpers have given it. Oftentimes it's the concept of carrying on that ancient spirit of our ancestors as opposed to "being a viking". Anyone who claims to be a viking goes straight to the bog IMO. If you disagree, fucking post physique you cunt.

Good point. Most are seeking a connection to the inner self, which they try to reach through this image of the pagan warrior. If they keep digging into spirituality and remain open to the big questions, they'll probably find Christ within five years.

Do agree. In theory I'm sympathetic to Paganism, but I have to say I find most Pagans to be annoying cunts who obsess over Christians and come across as freaky.

I would imagine so. I've met some Pagans who end up "Christo-Pagan". I guess the Carpenter is just likeable because even I, as a Zoroastrian, have a soft spot for him.

Based.

To read mythology. They'll see it's not so different than Christianity.

The fedora isn't on a fbi list as a hate symbol

>"barbarian" fetishism
This. While in fact, Germanic tribes were much more noble than Rome at the time.

>I, as a Zoroastrian

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>they'll find (((Christ)))
Anyone who succumbs to the Jew deserves the sword.

Lol. Meanwhile, witness the reeing of the diversity is strength crowd claiming "Anglo-Saxon" is a myth.

A majority of them are. If you can't fight or offer anything of that value, you're nothing but a cunt with a jewelry obsession. I'm of the mentality that Christianity can do people good in their lives so there's no point in being hostile towards it unless they're some cuck.

The final solution is forcing them to follow a middle-eastern Jewish religion.

Germanics get a bit of a bad rap. While I've heard what you mentioned, I've not actually read up on it.

No bully

I've heard this but I've not actually looked into it. Now what are they saying it was? Were they black women of colour?

I agree with that. I'm not bothered about someone's religion or lack thereof unless they're forcing it on me, or harassing me about mine. I've met plenty of good Christians, but for me, I just don't believe in it.

According to flag, there's a high chance you have Jewish DNA m8

Conversion, of course. They should read and learn from the best of the pagan world and draw out the conclusions. The Christian church fathers read them.. Then they should read Evola as well to learn about Tradition to distinguish the fake from the real and get rid of Vargism. Small steps..

Your subconscious mind doesn't make a difference. You don't need to ''find him'' knowingly.

lmao

There numbers and influence is so small it doesn't even matter.

>Anyone who succumbs to the Jew deserves the sword.
*tips fedora*

When did/pol/ turn into a shitty version of the old/b/?

I generally ignore any argument from any structuralist position. They're self-negating. Words and facts are just a product of the oppressive heirarchy? Ok, done here. Go gurgle in the corner. I stopped paying attention to Lindsey (they did the Lord's work, to be certain) because after a point, even describing the idiocy legitimizes it.

welcome to 2020, behold Tranos

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True. I also don't see a lot of actual Christians aborting babies and being fucking degenerates for the most part so we're cool.

or in costume

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Agree with you both

Most LARPagans are simply faggy metalheads with long hair and a Viking fetish who listen to gay shit like Tyr and Alestorm

>2020
>not serving satan

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فارسی میفهمید؟

>this is 9/10 in bongland

Degeneracy. Also, that's Kali.

The same we should do with christfags, magnetic waves directly to the brain

Not Iranian, and I don't really understand Farsi besides a few words, but it's up there to learn. I'm a convert (properly converted, not just Zoroastrian saying so)

everything is satan

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Kali - the non-moving black center of the cosmic wheel. Not gonna lie, I was a bit unsettled by it.

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Get the fuck outta my religion then whitoid

Make them fuck cows and cross dress like zeus and thor.

Christians are the real larpers.

Warhead Art? Based.

Lol no

the whole board is larp baka
delete the board

Ormazd is an iranian god and zartosht was iranian nigga

fixed

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Varg, Himmler, and the hot topic tranny pagans can't all be lumped together. I don't practice anything but European paganism has a much better philosophy than anything abrahamic.

I'll delete you the way your mother failed to do

>not knowing anything about Armenian and other Zoroastrian groups
Cringe

The best thing to be is a normal bloke who doesn't shove his religion or lack thereof in everyone's face, preaching about what people should/ shouldn't believe. Just keep to yourself and people won't think you're a prick. Anyway, I am descended from Celts, so why the fuck would I worship some norsecuck gods? My gods are of the natural world, the rivers, the moon, the trees- the things I can see. I'll leave you nordkeks to your Thor's and Odin's, and I'll leave you christkeks to your judaism 2: electric boogaloo.

there are a few oblasts and republics in russia where they still traditionally practice paganism, as in they were never kiked

Oh. I thought u were english sry bro

Get the fuck out of my West, shitskin.

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Fedora?

Christian and his fedora.

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THE ETERNAL AMERIMUTT THAT WILL NEVER DISCOVER WHAT TRUE WHITENESS IS

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>Skyrim Hinduism

Im unironically probably whiter than you, pierre. After all, I'm not one of those braindead sonalians you love to import.

Firm agree.

Post physique.

Do NOT appropriate my culture.

I'm unironically saying that the day you're eradicated from the West like the shitskin virus you are... It will be a happy and salutary day, sand immigrant.

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I'm of British (among other) ancestry, yes. Don't make our religion--if you follow it--into an ethnic thing; that's a made-up thing that Parsis did. I was tutored by Iranian Zoroastrians, and initiated by a mobed, so this kind of thing is cringe to me.

MAHA KALI DARK MOTHER DANCE FOR ME

A Bible

>he wants us to read the bible
hmm I wonder why...

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I just dont want niggers and larping faggots in it is all. It isnt like there are many of us to begin with. If u follow it seriously, then good on u bro. خدا نگهت دارد

>pagans
>larping
Televangelism would like a word with you.
If you have faith in somebody else's belief in proto-jewish superstition then you should shut your NPC meat golem mouth.

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sage all leftypol threads

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I don't want those either, it's one of the many weaknesses of Paganism. I follow it sincerely, yes, because I actually believe it. I had a ceremony and everything. God bless you.

He's a yank. They're still struggling with the concepts of the enlightenment for their proles.

I don't think its actually common knowledge over there that the bible is a subset of a hebrew cult, assembled by a show of hands and edited for political purposes.

Religion-cucks should all be sterilized. Starting with christcucks.

you french dont look like that. most of you could pass as arabs these days. yes the native french look swarthy af.

Ah so science and history is totally not fabricated jewish propaganda when it is convenient to your narrative? Ok larper.