PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT EDITION /ptg/

MAGA

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OH NO NO NO
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

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WE DONT NEED A CZAR
*I* AM THE CZAR

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Normies are starting to hate the chinks
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585088710824.webm

>THIS IS REALLY A MILITARY OPERATIONN

>THIS IS REALLY A MILITARY OPERATION

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>NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

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>THIS IS REALLY A MILITARY OPERATION
OH SHIT

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Contraception is treason against our national defense production!

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MAGA
FUCK CHINA
FUCK DEMOCRATS
FUCK JOURNALISTS

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I'm looking for John. Is John here?

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>YOURE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
im still laughing lads
how is trump so based?

To all the Johns ITT: you're never going to make it. You know who you are.

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THIS HAS PROBABLY BEEN THE MOST WILD PRESSERALLY YET, /ptg/

BLIMPF'S DONE A GOOD JOB...HE FUCKED UP FORGETTING THE GENDER OF BIRX'S GRANDCHILD, HOWEVER

HOPEFULLY GRANDMA DOCTOR FORGIVES HIM

Eternal reminder that the chink reporter literally works for the CCP

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holy shit that line cleaning job is unforgivable

#ImpeachJared

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anybody noticing posters like this around the board?

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This conference has been great.
Trump murdered that reporter

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hi Comrade Stump

Link? Archive that source

Continue to not forget about literal Chinese spies in the White House press pool
rfa.org/english/news/china/license-09232016110745.html
archive.md/ijHsG archive.md/qZt5G

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>meanwhile
>in Wakanda

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Thank you /ptg/ for explaining in an image what nobody bothered to explain in a thread about it.

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OH NO NO NO

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MAGA

Christi A. Grimm; Principal Deputy Inspector General; Office of Inspector General; Department of Health and Human Services

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>Shit talking Chinks on a chink owned media platform

UH OH

he is actually a soviet citizen

>Is John here?
John hasn't made it yet, may not make it at all.

Seethe more, nigger

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these threads are f-fast

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What do we do with "reporters"?

>hating on chinks
>while using Chinese spybot app TikTok

t̸̛͕̏̀̐̈́̓́̎̓̂̈̓̽͝ă̷̛̟̫̪̠̈̋̐̿̌͋̎̀͐̓̔̾̕k̶̡͈̮͎͓̤̭̥̳̥͌̽̒e̵̥͍͍̬̟͙̥͓̩̝̊̄͑́͘ ̷͖̩̫́̈́́́̌̐̈̀̿̏͊͑͠y̶̨̛̰̭̖̘̟̫̪̩̘͚̗̞̟̑͒̀͋o̵͈͓͍̤͕͝ų̶̟͈͎̰̝͇̫͔̔̒̓̌̀̓̀̐̐͛̉̚͜͝͝͠r̵̨̢̛̛̫̹̰̘̖̦̹͖͚̻̺̩̀̽͋͛́̀̈́̕͜ ̶͕̯͚̠͔̞̫͔̝̓m̶̧̧̙̙͈̜̮͕̭̥̦̭̱͈̉̑̉̊̑̆̐͗̎̋͘͘͘e̶̙̖͑̃̈́̉̋̆̔̀̃̕͘̚͝d̶̙̔̊̍͠s̷̢̢̡͓̜͙̗̔͛͌̓

Trump knows about everyone, he just does drip drip because normies cant handle so much new information at once

TRUMP IS THE GOD OF OPTICS

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NO DRUMPF, DON'T STOP THE NIGGERCOST WITH THE ORANGE PILLS!!!

archive.md/qZt5G

Eh doesnt matter with Shills.
They think "we betrayed" them

He's the result of a unified effort between Kek and God

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WHATS THIS ABOUT TRUMPBUX!?!?

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Blue checkmarks now fellating "John." "WE LOVE YOU JOHN!" Faggots!

twitter.com/search?q="Jon Karl"&src=trend_click

Four more years, faggot.

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2 archives and a sauce

>neither in Kantai or Azure Lane is their a botegirl based on the boat named after my state
There are many things that need to be erased!

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What an enormous faggot.

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Rally bread

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sauce for your pasta
archive.md/qZt5G
archive.md/ijHsG

LOOK AT THAT FORM
THAT GRACE

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Absolutely nothing will be done about it, so who cares?

here is more
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585148056609.webm

>WE HAVE MORE AMMUNITION THAN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH, AND THAT'S A GREAT FEELING
is it finally happening ameribros?

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>recording your sobbing to show the world
This is why men treat us so poorly, you dumb bitch.

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>AN ELECTION THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO WIN

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HAHAHAHA

I did and someone called me a n*wfag while changing their name

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this, no way he went that hard after it not knowing the truth.

Thanks for hydroxychloroquine exemption based India

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APOLOGIZE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bbbbbut it doesn't work! Rachel maddow told me so!

everyone really needs to pull out of Africa and let them starve, maybe protect the civilized areas

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Bros what is going on with Boris over in the UK?
Is he going to be alright? I heard he caught the coof

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2 CHECKS
2 SCOOPS
2 GENDERS
2 TERMS
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>democrat
she's going to be scorned into submission by her peers, just watch.

>When we run out of Trumpbux we will just ship free ammo to every American man woman and child

Trump said there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

whitehouse.gov/live/

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tits or gtfo

Kinda like when they tried to coof on Pres Trump
They understood the US didn't get the same lethality of virus they wanted

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Blimpf pretty much stepped on Karl like a cockroach today

I'm guessing Acosta will send him a sympathy card

Listen to their bodies sway in the wind as we spend a peaceful night watching the eastern skies glow

KNOCK IT DOWN, FAGGOTS
KNOCK IT DOWN, AND WATCH ME BUILD IT RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN

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>You know what I mean by that.
What did he mean by this?

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>THE PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO LEARN
>IF I DIDN'T DO THESE BRIEFINGS THE PUBLIC WOULD BELIEVE FAKE NEWS

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>hates crybabies
>bawls over anime movies

>WE LOVE YOU JOHN!
inb4 john sex candle

>And I'll fuckin do it again
BASED

Did you know there is no succession plan in the UK if the Prime Minister dies/gets incapacitated?

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What the fuck is that retard talking about?
>it's not the other way around

and this is the leader of your country

country of fucking retards

Biden stumbled over H1N1 at a debate.

nah he's a goner

>why arn`t the numbers taking off in africa?

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Hitler and Germany losing WW2 was objectively the single worst thing that has ever happened in all of human history.

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Unironically what did he mean by that

Round 2 possible. Round 1 on track.

word on the street is he has been cryogenically frozen and will be de-iced when a future vaccine is available

>left still trying to spin it
Sorry I saw it live, what administration appointed him?

Zuck told Xi back in 2015 that Xi could name his unborn child. Xi turned him down. Does anyone remember that shit? Jesus.

We use bullets for currency.

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Better in some ways than a regular rally, because we get to watch him dab on the press to their faces.

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That's different.

>a federal IG report made by an obama stooge

He's talking about deep state shills sweeping things under the rug by $lightly misspelling certain n@mes.

twitter.com/peterjhasson/status/1247293701753356292

Even more proof.

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>What the fuck is that retard talking about?
>it's not the other way around
Dig at Biden, retard.

You said that 10 times today
Hitler failed because he attacked Russia at the wrong time.

CRINGE

>ourgirl

>THIS IS REALLY A MILITARY OPERATION
What did he mean by this?

/sg/ is the other way

>good question

maybe they shouldn't have started it then?

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I won't apologize for poorly run hospital that are always on he verge of bankruptcy and states that didn't prepare and wasted their money on banning plastic straws.

I used to like and follow Cernovich until I realized that he's the equivalent of the annoying kid in class that slaps you in the back of the head over and over until you turn around and knock his teeth in... and then he starts screaming that you're the bad guy

Do you really expect Africans to keep detailed and meticulous records?

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she cute

grease*

>congressmen are getting literally Trumpilled

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>angry chimpanzee noises intensify

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there she is

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not nearly as /fa/ today

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The American people have something like 500x as much ammo as the military even now.

he meant hug your frens HH

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Just a serious word, unless your virgin GF is living in an ultra repressive religious and isolated environment she'll always wonder what it's like to sleep around because of our society.

You want one that knows it wears them out and grew to hate it.

K
This
Uh oh
Making me think

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MEXICO MENTIONED

whats the timelag from the report till now?

I think Dr. Birx is losing the war against her job. She is not getting enough sleep and is running an energy deficit. She looks ten years older than she did two weeks ago. She is pale and puffy. She will collapse from exhaustion if she doesnt get a hold of herself.

lmfao at having to spell it out for the low IQ swedish idiot

I often some times think..
Why did make niggers?
What reason do they exist?
They literally do or make NOTHING.

>LEL OMG TRUMP OWNS REPORTER EPIC STYLE
It's like watching youtube clickbait. How this guy developed such a cult fanbase amazes me.

What race is this thing

HUMAN TRAFFICKING

OH FUCK TRUMP JUST MENTIONED THE HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

ITS HAPPENING FOLKS!!!

A CUTE!

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That would solve a number of problems while simultaneously producing metric fuck-tons of liberal salt.

Can do!

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FUCKKKKK Q FAGS ARE RIGHT???????

>THE WALL IS WORKING SO WELL THEY'RE GOING BY SEA
>SO WE'RE SENDING THE NAVY AFTER THEM
FUCK YES

GLASS THE CHINKS
RICE WAR NOW

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There's a noticeable lack of shills too. Must be in a meeting on how to survive Trump increasing his power.

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OH NO NO NO /CVG/ BTFO
HAPPENING CANCELLED

I don't give a fuck where she's from, everything about her screams Entitled Cunt

>146,130 watching FOX Stream
>8,102 watching TIME Stream

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MANY CASES

>TRUMP TALKING ABOUT HUMAN TRAFFICKING
and they said Q was a larp

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THOSE Q FAGGOTS WERE RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

I HATE Q CU*KS BUT GG LADS GG

Since you're an impotent idiot, no surprise.

>children trafficking mentioned
enjoy the show

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Women AND LITTLE CHILDREN
THE PEDO KIKE BASTARDS FUCK 8 YEAR OLDS TO DEATH AND SHIT

REEEEEEEEEEE
SAY IT, TRUMP!
SAY IT!

Cute Sapiens

Imagine thinking I care about the irrelevant and wrong opinions of third world communists.

Only the second time I've said it today actually.
>but you're right, I should say it more

IT'S JOHN! HE MADE IT!

Can someone explain what he meant when saying “n1h1”, also saying to reporter that “you know what I mean”?

PRESIDENT OF MEXICO MENTIONED

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KARL BACK FOR MORE ABUSE

HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>faggot leftist mayors and governors protect illegals and human traffickers
>trump takes the fight south of the border

FUCKING BASED

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>when the timeline hits you just right

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The birb is still mine, fren.

hug tiem? this early?

Millions are getting to watch Trump dab on reporters today, it's beautiful

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Shes already hit the wall
Mutt

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sanctuary cities and Biden BTFO in the same sentence

now none of the dems are going to support fighting the cartel

>She looks ten years older than she did two weeks ago
holy shit, this.

Do they actually keep track of that type of stuff in Africa?

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They need to let her sit in the front row and kick all the (((MSM))) to the back

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Me on the top right.

I deliberately watch the Fox Business stream instead of Fox News
every little bit of defiance counts

Not necessarily. Trump has been open from the first day of his campaign about how Mexican cartels smuggle people across the border and has had ICE cracking down on human trafficking internally since 2015. The Qshit is a bunch of extra bullshit about underground bunkers layered on top.

Nothing cant stop whats coming

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>but you're right, I should say it more

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ABC is fake news.

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>36k watching white house stream

Fox really cut it off early, huh?

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Never gonna make it guy

>MEXICO MENTIONED
Sempai noticed you, eh?

no and take the garbage out----->

Half of europe disagrees with you

>Gets personally offended not everyone like orange man
As I said, very interesting. Maybe it's the whole "he wins arguments because le funny maymay one liners" facade?

kej

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Not good lads.

Though the article did break it down a bit. 3200 registered voters, 46 to 40 for Biden. Registered voters are not likely voters and dem enthusiasm is rock bottom.

Poll was also 100% online done through e-mail, so it wasn't a true random sampling.

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is a special occasion HH

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BULLSHIT
It was on special request by a fren
So like usual?
ITS ON

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irish gook, 0% white

top of the hour resets are a bitch

>everything about her screams Entitled Cunt
hence why she ignores the White House Press Cult ban

*since 2017

based

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Hmm

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Yes, Trump is thanking us for sending the national guard to our southern border

>mass arrests

rofl

>special occasion
well in that case

>woman isn't up to date on information
that's surprising

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Who is this semen demon?

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>SEETHING this hard
Enjoy his second term, faggot.

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reminder

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are these the new krassenteins?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586214419398.webm

That Hong Kong reporter was real hot. Mmmhmmm.

Yesterday they were talking over the stream.

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Not the half that was left to starve behind the Iron Curtain.

Airports aren't shut down.

Americans love zingers. We also love leaders who dont take obvious crap because they have a spine and arent pussies.

I'm still fucking smiling from that murder we all witnessed of John.

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Remember when i told you this mexican rat garcia luna would start speaking against everyone involved on that shit? :^)

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Hot as in infected?

>JIDF interns check in now that their bosses are pulling their beards out

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Who

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Can you prove the bird isn't mine?

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And, I thank you as well.

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>Let Stat Padford pad this stat

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What was his name? Who was he with?

But it's objectively true.

you sumumabitch

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>people believe the govt is going to save stolen kids kept in govt underground bases but the govt who will be mass arrested buy the govt..
k keep me posted

Never mind I forgot to read

See

>Believing CIA (((neocon))) propaganda
ROFL, soviet schizo is right

you might say RED hot

>i'll own the libs by voting republican harder
There's this angle, too. The whole "lel im winning because i vote for man who people i no like no like!" Like cool, you go to the box and hit "R for all," want a cookie?

Trump doesn't take crap and has a spine? The fuck? Like him all you want but that's simply untrue

Based
>proving a negative

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>He wants us to believe him

WHO DO YOU WORK FOR
DO YOU WORK FOR CHINA

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Unsure. Could be someone that works for the WH Comms Teams for their stream or another media outlet for the often shared feed.

That Asian woman is so fucking hot though

MAGA

That’s done by the same pollster that said Gillum would win by six points.

>Hong Kong
>Reporter
Wrong on two fronts, friend.

>Bad day. Now a bad week.
When will AMLO make Mexico Great?

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oh no no no

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Thanks! Oh, that smug! Physiognomy tells it true once again.

beta boy 4 eyes jonathan karl BTFO forever

You cannot prove it isn't mine therefore the bird is mine.

>many, many copies
>that's a lot of copies