CORONAVIRUS CURE FOUND

>less likely to be hospitalised
>cure
L0Lno fgt pls

brainlet

Smoking is a permanent attack on your immune system, so smokers tend to have more white cells to fend off stuff (since they're already at war with tar).
Doesn't work on lung cancer tho.

Shit's probably true

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you'll are retards kys

smokers have stronger immune systems deal with it immunelet

inb4
>medrxiv

You die before making it to ICU instead.

Smoking probably already killed the cells in your lungs that the virus uses to multiply.

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>batshit

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Wish this is true like in the movie sleeper because I do all of it, eat red meat, smoke

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yeah totally

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Lmfao non-smokers btfo
Its probably a lie anyway

Trump
>cure is worse then the disease
Smokers don’t go to a hospital because he caughs up a chunk of lung every morning.

smoking went out of fashion only because you brainlets let cityfags brai wash you into believing that second hand smoke kills it only kills cityfags because theres already more pollution

Same. Nice digits tho

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And if true i was right when i said try weed for cv

Of all the times for me to quit smoking.

Link to study:
qeios.com/read/article/554

>This preliminary analysis, assuming that the reported data are accurate, does not support the argument that current smoking is a risk factor for hospitalization for COVID-19, and might even suggest a protective role. The latter could be linked to the down-regulation of ACE2 expression that has been previously known to be induced by smoking.

First, I thought ACE2 receptors increased with smoking? Second, their data is based on what China released, which probably means that their conclusions are BS.

Also
>nobody wants to be within 6 feet of smokers under normal circumstances so they are pros at social distancing already
Nice

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does weird things to the lungs, smokers are also more resistant to carbon monoxide poisoning, they get an extra 10-15 mins before passing out since their body is already used to dealing with low oxygen

Same for salt vaping

Same fren. 16 years.

imagine attempting suicide by shooting yourself in the head - doesn’t really matter if you already have no brain

Smokers also get the worst effects when they are hospitalized.

Vaping makes you immune

You’re in luck user
>pic related
THC is very similar to Hydrxiquoroquin
>pic related

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Proofs, frogfag.

Because it can't bind to cancer sites and enter those cells.

The chemicals from smoking will also kill just about anything.

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>assuming that the reported data are accurate
...an unwarranted assumption, perhaps?

That is some serious brainleted shit on that picture.

I can't make any sense of that image kek

yeah meth is even better

Getting shot in the brain is far less deadly than you think.

Roofpilled

No. That is not how chemistry and pharmacokinetics works.

You cannot defeat the power of the trips

people say no when the doc asks if they smoke because they sometimes won't give you the good meds encase it messes with them

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>yellow teeth cope

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You'll be dead before you can be hospitalized.

But that’s how receptors in you body works. Similar structure can trick your body.
eg onions protine and estrogen

FUCK
YES
YEARS OF HARDWORK PAYING OFF
FUCK YOU MOM
FUCK YOU DAD
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GF AUNT JIM
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT HAHAHA

Ive actually been having trouble stomaching the booze lately. I will redouble my efforts. Also, handrolling ciggies.

Blaze it

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Fuk off chink kikk

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Marijuana store is “non essential” business in Michigan I think. It’s closed right now :(

>be a smelly smoker
>everyone avoids you because you smell like an ashtray
How can you get sick if everyone already avoids you like the plague

If cigarettes can kill your lungs, they can kill a virus too.

it has to be true I have been smoking 20 years and haven't been hospitalized once

>smoke long enough that you frequently cough up black shit if you haven't eaten or drank much but feel no breathing issues, no shortness, can run, fight, wank
>get WuFlu
>Immune system gets on that shit, causes inflammation in the lungs to fight off virus
>inflammation shrinks tar ejector valves
>tar can't leave, exhalation becomes more difficult, tar builds up
>WuFlu lung glue starts accumulating at bottom of lungs
>restricted coughing throws tar and WuGlu further up the lungs, but not out due to inflammation
>thanks to the coughs launching tar and WuGlu to the top of your lungs, the glue fully coats lung interior much faster
>due to being used to low oxygen in blood from smoking, hindered breathing from amassing fluid going largely unnoticed except wet, rumbling cough from excess trapped phlegm
>wet cough isn't dry cough so symptom is ignored
>pass out randomly and asphyxiate because my neither my body nor brain realise there's a problem

My premonition. Might be time to quit smoking.

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SPLENDID

A CURE FOR CANCER HAS ALSO BEEN FOUND

PIC RELATED

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>fumeur
kek, foomers are immune

>trips
I’m smoking them camels and drinking that icehouse. Covid ain’t got shit on me. I’m King Kong in these projects.

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Been smoking for 12 years now hahaha fuck off non smoking faggots

Vape regular ethanol

the onions protien is only the gmo stuff that tested at like 400% natural rates or something crazy when it 1st came out now there are (((mixed))) opinions in the world of science for pay but what isnt debated is that almost all the onions in products that we have access to is now gmo

cute feet :)

*coughs as a response to inflammation*
*cries internally that inflammation isnt some kind of net that catches "coughs"*

thank you
thaaaank yoouuuuu