Indians in Tech

what is your personal experience with Indian programmers and in tech in general?

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Why do they give you names like "Chuck" or "Bob" when they introduce themselves over the phone when it's obvious they're curry niggers?

Most of them don't know anything or they know one thing that they jealously keep to themselves so they aren't invalidated. They smell bad, can't speaking English well enough that you can understand them and have weird issues with other Indians which only make sense to them.

They're a mistake. One way to tell if one of them is actually any good is it Asians, especially Chinese employees seem to like them as they naturally hate each other, but if they're actually one of the rare competent ones the Chinaman will figure it out and they'll get along.

The women are even worse and they're backstabbers, all of them.

Shitty, but not going around murdering people.

most of them are pretty useless, the ones that aren't have actually learned practical knowledge after many, many years of being in the industry

most people use them to pad IT contracts. Scope a team of 10 developers when two guys are really gonna do the work, Bill the offshores at $200/hour, pay the 'staffing firm' $30/hour.

This.

For enterprise tech support..
9/10 of them make up "solutions" on the go.
They check irrelevant shit and literally make up explanations for problems underway.
There's no thinking involved.
I switched all indian-support products to ones with western support after wasting enough of my life on these con-artists.

>but not going around murdering people.
Correct. First rape and THEN murder

Based desu mostly right wing and much better than women

>beyond incompetent
>bullshit you at every turn
>lie about how much they know (they know nothing)
>they know nothing
>they will give you the runaround
>they will do anything they can to get out of work
>they will blatantly lie about system cripling bugs to get out of work
>they practice that thing jews do where they will hire and favor other indians
>they are hive minded like asians
>the wash their feet in the break room sink
>they will lie about having any experience
>they will take a job for the lowest wage
Indian programmers are not our friends, the are a threat to literally everything. Everything from workers, to business, to national security is threatened by the presence of indians in tech.

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I went to a top school for CompSci in the US. The Indians there were, by far, the most intelligent people in my major. So smart it was almost weird being around them. Immediately understood all concept enough to teach the class; most of the top TAs were Indians. Perfectly fluent in English. Arrogant; would let you know if they thought you were stupid.

Then I graduated and started working in the real world and ran into the "pajeet". Basically someone from India who barely speaks English and writes shit code, graduated from "Learn Java in 6 weeks!" course. Having to clean up after these guys is hell. Later when I got some better jobs, I ran into a few of the ubermensch Indians. Fun guys, super smart.

So yeah, mixed experience.

the second one of them makes it into a position of authority they immediately start replacing all the non-poos with more poos

The Hindus are a great people. The closest to white of any non-whites, and they’ve retrained a lot of our historical culture that we lost to Jesus the Jew.

Also, There’s a reason the Nazis liked them so much.

[Albino Hindu for reference.]

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They come in two flavors, loud and incompetent and quiet and competent.

They get a piece of paper from uni and then they get a piece of paper from Cisco or Microsoft. Somehow they manage to do this without learning how to switch on a router or restart a server. They’re usually too busy talking to their wife or other Indian mates on the phone to learn anything I think. I’ve seen some good ones, but they are few and far between.

Lol scammers

Looks like Pewdiepie

Whiteboi here working at an Indian IT company in the states.

1. Racist
2. Smelly
3. Either really nice or really argumentative.
4. All of them wish they were white, seriously.
5. Secretly ashamed of India.
6. Lots of conartists, bullshitters.
7. Hardly any speak 'good' English, despite learning it from birth.
8. Males are super beta, and always fighting each other in conversation to be the alpha, railroad conversations.
9. Females want white dick bad.

Black software engineer in CA here.

We have lots of poos in software/tech and they're either brilliant or extremely useless (at a 1:10 ratio imo.) Story below sums up my experience with them.

We had a project outsourced to a company in India. Obviously, before we sign a contract with them, we ask them to create a small scale demo and show it to us. An indian fellow with an extremely hard to understand accent shows up and starts setting up his demo. He opens a web browser and navigates to his app only to show us a big fat exception. He tries to make changes to the source code to fix it only to leave it in an uncompilable state.

Anyways, 3 months later after meeting with this guy and his team many times, they still didn't have a solution that would work within the confines of our business requirements. An internal team I'm part of ended up taking the project.

The sad part is we outsourced something else to them (a Microsoft Graph API OAuth enabled client) and we got a hard coded mess that was so hard coded we literally had to just call it a loss and do it ourselves.

Gross incompetence, grandiose promises and arrogance is all you get from them, imo.

>The women are even worse and they're backstabbers, all of them.
100% right

please do the needful, tks

Called up with a problem I can't solve.

Guy managed to fix said problem.

Said thank you and good bye.

End of story

Usually dumb as fuck, but have massive confidence in their non existent skills. A perfect mixture to fool dumbass boomer execs who want to save a few pennies short term.r

They don't have a clue what they're doing other than barely being able to read the call flowchart card. And they are unable to deviate from it.

It's a crapshoot.
Usually service desk guys are terrible beyond reason, but opps guys are alright.
You never see them at T2 or T3.

They are the only ones who make tutorials aparently.

>251990517
Can Confirm. Move into defense to get away from them (and outsourcing/insourcing). Mostly White/Asian in defense.

We hired an Indian as a postdoc to do some basic ass experiments. In his interview he seemed like he could do it. Imagine my surprise when he almost killed us all filling a dewar with liquid nitrogen because he didn't know which way to turn the valve to close it

This. They don't know anything, but what they think they know, they're really fucking smug about it.

"I will do this and this and you will see it work perfectly for you." Then you start all over telling them the actual problem again.

There awesome the Americans need them right now to keep them from collapsing.
Most Americans don’t know what there doing, they have more pie in the sky then actually production

This

what did you ask for initially?

America made so much of their problems only India can save America now.

POO

Because Americans are too dumb to remember or pronounce their real names

Simple question incoming:
> when a Arab comes to the West he drives a cab
> when a Poo comes to the West he gets a comfy coding job
Why?
> inb4 they have computer degree
First off, fuck you their degrees are worth shit, second lost count of how many Ahmeds have doctor degrees but somehow they have to drive a car for a living.

tl;dr when is poo meme gonna end

Absolute poo tier every last one of them. Pretty sure there isnt a single legit school over there just paper mills.

If Americans can work from home they can hire India to do a better job.
Example
Since the beginning of the coronavirus outbreak Americans have been lying.
There was SARs found in America in 2018 and the doctors did nothing or told anyone until a year later
Coronavirus is coming now from Central America to the USA to work in the farms.
What a mess America is in
India will save America

I work with one, same job, he came in his 20's from Pakistan, at that point where you are pretty much solidified as a person and unable to adapt to a new culture/language completely.

>Grandiose sense of himself and his accomplishments.
>Will never admit if he doesn't know something. Instead will say something like "As a professional in this field for 10 years, it is my belief that "
>Will be quick to point out the most tiny/inconsequential of your "mistakes" in earshot of others. Usually when you can hear a pin drop in the room.
>Due to his broken English, will regularly make baffling suggestions and comments unrelated to the issue, this happens in meetings as well and everyone pretends not to notice.
>Talks for waay to long. I try not to ask him many questions, every question is proceeded by a painfully long or digressive response.
>Thinks Pakistan is the best country in the world.
>Does not work his required hours, management doesn't call him on it
>If an issue is urgent, he will try to resolve it as quickly as possible but with zero attention to quality.
>If an issue is not urgent, he will wait as long as possible to resolve it.
>Has never said so much as a word to the Sikh intern that works across from him.
>Any negative interaction with white people (ie a cop pulling him over) is due to racism
>Everyone finds him annoying, but absolutely no one can call him out on it. Its like everyone instinctively knows he is a diversity hire or doesn't want to appear racist by calling out his cultural retardation, and is therefor untouchable.

I have learned to get around his idiosyncrasies and the fact that he works less than me and we get a long very well. Mainly because I just don't give a shit about my job even though I still uphold my own standard of quality. If he wants to look lazy and bad... well that's on him. Doesn't seem to be harming him in any way though.

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> Hello I am Tech Man, my name is Pajeet
> Allow me to fix your computer and take pictures of your feet

Yeah you faggots need to go

Super poower of the world
Nukes
Work force
Industry
Trade
India has America beat in everything

POO

open bob

America started a war with the world and had no choice to do a false flag and unleash a virus.

KEK

logitech Ghub is like a malware version of logitech gaming software

>Henlo this raj from tech support how can i be help to you?
> ok, lady, to confirm that you have an official license of operational system
>send vagene pic

India has a huge population that works

>women are even worse and they're backstabbers, all of them.
ftfy

H1B poo detected

They are quick to say "yes" to anything regardless of their understanding or ability to learn the thing they are agreeing to do. They do the bare minimum and when you make it clear you expected a cleaner architecture or actual tests they act helpless. They pick their ears in public. They leave crumbs and open wrappers in public spaces.

I do not like them.

Just a flu

I did manage a team of 200+ software developers in Noida remotely for a Fortune 500 company. Even went on-site to India a few times.
They all fucking sucked actually lol and Noida is a shit hole. Typical Indian developers have zero ability to take initiative and will get immediately lost if not given EXACT instructions. If you give them a list of 20 EXACT instructions, they will only do half and act surprised when you are not pleased with the work.
Nice people though. I liked almost all of those dudes really. We went out to party and did bhangra dancing like 100 deep.

We make this sound at work when referring to them. They're terrible

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They are probably smarter than you while working harder and longer than you, but have a poor grasp on English and terrible communication skills.

Don't actually know anything because any schooling they’ve had is from some poo ridden thing they call a “college”
Also they are creepy and smell like shit.

>while working harder and longer than you
I see you have never been to India before.

No actually white
But realistically my American Government is been in Perl
All the cut backs and in many sectors and programs stopped many false flags fighting with everyone and lying to everyone the American government changes their story to. Many times a day

>They’re usually too busy talking to their wife or other Indian mates on the phone to learn anything I think.
Why do they all do this. Dumb retards will sit there eating on video calls, will be having loud phone conversations in the toilet stall, walk around the break room screaming into their bluetooth. So annoying

They love fucking Java.
I hate fucking Java.

If I need tech support and the guy doesn’t have an Indian accent I automatically assume he has no idea what he’s doing. Only Indians should be allowed to staff tech support positions, it doesn’t feel right otherwise.

the korean IT guys are cooler

Forgot to mention, he's always on the phone with his family, for hours.

Usually find 1/10 are exceptional. 0/10 are competent. The remainder are grossly incompetent.

t. net admin

They will wash their feet in any sink.
t. techanon

>Why do they all do this. Dumb retards will sit there eating on video calls, will be having loud phone conversations in the toilet stall, walk around the break room screaming into their bluetooth. So annoying
Literally this

useless

Don't care. They need to go back too also they smell like fried onions for some reason all the time.

I hope Corona-chan kills many of them. The world will be a better place.

Yup.

Ask Boeing.