/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2926 - WEBM EDITIONS

>Proud of being a schizo
I'm really happy for your friends

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you know whos the real winners of all this?
SOUTH KOREA
the only big and important country that is not crashing and burning
WHOS READY FOR A KPOP WORLD!?

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it's a nothing burger
i still haven't met a single infected person
hoax virus

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youtube.com/watch?v=sz1bGzYdRdk&t=114s

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what country is that webm from?

>already 1.2 million
We're gonna reach 2 million by next week holy fuck

>7 hours
>France
it's literally 20:54 in there. there are 3 hrs left.

>86 days into Corona
1 mil cases, 60k dead

>86 days into Swine Flu
The WHO raises its Pandemic Alert Level to Phase 6, citing significant transmission of the virus.[243][244][245]
>87 days into Swine Flu
As of 07:00 GMT, 12 June 2009, 74 countries have officially reported 29,669 cases of Influenza A (H1N1) infections, including 145 deaths.

is Corona-chan, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

I was watching a twitch stream with a girl from new york. She was talking about how she was scared to go to the grocery store and she was thinking of buying 3 weeks worth of food and never leave her place. Are normies really this retarded? She only thinks about this now?

When the US gets 100 million cases in a month will mutts still claim it is a nothingburger?

I want to fuck some Kpop whores so count me in

if you've met one, probably you weren't posting here lad.

Based as fuck desu

waiting for a bunch of states to report new deaths

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>itchy feeling near the bottom of lungs

is this the corona, bros?

Do masks work in the UK yet?

I still shall :))

>100 million cases a mont
At that point the term "nothingburger" will become literal

and what about germany?

Ever heard of liquid breathing technology?

Would be interesting whats gonna be the death toll for all those cases that dont have anything to do with the virus, what i mean is the people killed because of riots/chaos/anarchy, suicides, starving, having other ailments but couldnt get the surgery because of hospital saturation.

Just some food for thought

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Ignore this fag. He sucks jew cock and doesn't into proofs.

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Worldometers claims they reset at GMT midnight, but they reset at GMT 02:00

kek

Only if you have your loicense

careful telling people about your prepping, when shit goes down, they'll all be at your doorstep begging for gibs

guys, this does not look like the greatest way to go out.. I'm scared.

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>he actually did a diahhrea check
based

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youtu.be/_N66Hud_Tq4

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Living with dumbass faggot redneck brits here who respond with "but the stores have food, user" when I suggest stockpiling weeks in advance.

Why the fuck didn't you retards tell me that England was full of drooling niggers?

They will start a civil war because the government told them to stay at home and practixe social distancing and that violates the constitution.

its the weekend. things slow down.

I'm glad my variety shows didn't stop.
>tfw watching running man, knowing bros, great escape season 2 and player 7

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The US keeps updating and Spain has an evening report

They could be stacking bodies in the town square and lighting a giant funeral pyre and people would still claim its fake.
There is no convincing some people

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Obedient populace, fast government action, DEEP mistrust in China, less restrictions on government powers, and possibly everyone wearing a mask slows the person-to-person spread enough to create a sort of artificial herd immunity.

You sound threatened "leaf" shill, have you learned proper English yet? Where's your USA flag bf?

fuck i need more states becoming wuhan shitholes why is only NY, just let it be cali already

0.01522341% of world pop. detected;

0.00082272% of world pop. died;

0.01125695% of world pop. "active" cases.

Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers are higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)

History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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we literally need to remove them from life to save the rest of the world

The infected/death toll per day on these threads is used with US time.

would wait for day or two
there is ~once a week slightly better days just to hit new recors

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>deaths ruled a covid death with 0 lab work and no positive test
>Test also tests for common cold coronavirus with 80© false positive rate
cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/coronavirus/Alert-2-New-ICD-code-introduced-for-COVID-19-deaths.pdf

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Korea Superpower 2020

proper futa with no balls

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>Are normies really this retarded?
Yes. My state has a stay at home in place but people still take their kids to playgrounds and play contact sports or cluster together on busy park paths. We’re fucked

China wasn't the likeliest spot by any measure (for zoonosis that is)

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>By paralizing the economies of every Western country, by rebuying stocks in the absolute lows etc etc
>Ya see the chinks are playing 17d chess where they completely destroy their economy make the entire world want to have reparations from them at the least and glass their country at the worst and cause more open dissent in their country than they've seen in decades all so they can BUY LOW SELL HIGH
>Except they're already doing that in Europe
Source on this friend. Even if it were the case this won't last for too long the longer economies are at a standstill.
>Fallacy: the post
Not an argument.
>What is the flu?
>r not from 2-8
>finished case fatality at 20% without bogus china numbers 26%
>ITS JUST THE BRO

>when you nut but she keeps suckin

Only 20 to 26% of humans alive today are conscious humans with a soul, newfag.

All of these are less what we could have had.

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Why does people so mad about that Coronavirus worse than the flu?

>using the US time/caring about it as an European country
None of you will ever stop sucking shitmerican dicks,will you? Why don't you use greenwich?What about CET?

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold. Additionally, people who die don't even need tests to determine if they had covid. Doctors in the US and countries like Italy count all deaths with covid as a covid death.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

Sources
pastebin.com/fRQRf9gX

How long until China pulls a mao and just starts killing every single pangolin and bats?
Fear and denial does that to you

>Needing to be told normies live in fantasy world
I'm confused by who you think the idiot in your story really is.

Is it gay though?

They want to stretch this virus as long as they can

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Most likely coofing about now.

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The chink sleeper agents are in full force today

>I was watching a twitch stream with a girl
Get you simp

>Virus slowing down?
In Europe - yes.
USA- no .

they didn't prep

Did the common cold cause these?

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Nah, not that soon anyways. In Italy it's leveling off. You might get a second outbreak but my guess it more on the order of a couple millions.

That's my leaf right there with the great debate!!!

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only gay if balls touch user. no balls no gay

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fools get mad because they're dying for being ignorants.

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Does anyone have a graph with comparison for coron vs sars vs spanish flu etc?

You know that webm in the OP, it doesn't look like the flu, has anyone investigated this?

Is it hard for you parents to have a son with down syndrome?

Reminder that we are going faster than projections

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FL about to get real shitty.

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Yes, Amen!!

Virus needs some downtime amidst it's busy weekday schedule.

What do you think it watches on Netflix?

Mass media panic induced stress caused it.

yeah thanks to america being extremely late with measures

>only 100 million cases
>not even 100 million deaths.
Literally a nothing burger.

KOT
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this. A small adjustment though,in Romania,the average age of those who died from covid-19 was 66 but we had no deaths in the 20-30 bracket,none that I'm aware of at least. Are those 45 mil unemployed in the US alone?

I have and can confirm with 100% certainty that it is not a flu, it's [spoiler]kung-flu[/spoiler]

>zoomers already inhereted the earth.

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actually the corona-virus stopped a possible civil war here.

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So VECTOR has started vaccine tests on primates. Can this shit be real or it evolves fast enough and by the end of the tests they already will need to develop a new one, even if it is effective?

cousin marriage is a bitch

>Denmark's record.

While I'm worried about the death rate compared to say, norway,

I'm happy we got a great recovered to infected rate so far.

How the fuck have we managed such a recovery rate?

No, but manipulating statistics does.

>having carnal desire

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It's because all the data we got is incomplete. Nearly every country is unable to test as fast as they should, so their numbers look smaller.

It might be the case that morbidity isn't even as big as it looks like, but I'm not stepping outside to verify that.

I was a happeningfag and stocked up in January, but it's clear by this point that for 99% of healthy people the virus is literally just a flu.

Looks like everyone in Wuhan either died or fled but viruses always mutate to be *less* dangerous, not more. I don't think we'll ever see a situation like that again.

It's just a power grab. Everyone is staying inside, scared and submissive, while our freedoms get cracked down on and the (((federal reserve))) gives trillions and trillions to the fucking kikes.

>inb4 reddit spacing
>inb4 nothingburger fag

yeah, 600 extra people are dying a day in those regions because they are stressed by the news. you nothingburgers are the funniest retards on the block.

Don't forget how ridiculously dependent China is on the west. If and when we move a majority of production back to the West because China fucked us their literal farce of an economy will completely disintegrate and their country with it. And don't give me this shit about muh Chinese consumer society, they were still miles away before this went down.

Still, fucking up China like that, deserved or not, may be the equivalent of Germany after WW1 and lead to serious unforeseen consequences.

Link to those stats. 200 deaths a week for Italy is only 10,000 a year.

Italy has 23,000 deaths from the flu each year alone.

More fake news,

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You cant exclude the possibility that something else is killing people or something else besides corona chan. Just because all the "official" data and media says its a coronavirus never seen before doesnt makes it necessarily true.
There is so much fuxkery going on in the virology with hiv scam etc, if there were no dependable sightings of the dead i would not believe there is a new virus on the lose.

>Chink app
>Gathering info of business reunions

yes, but test subjects get pulmonary embolism from it way too often

It’s gmt. 5 hours left for the worlds reports

He literally played himself in a previous thread by saying that there are much more people who carry the disease and a mutt pointed out that if that were true,then the death rate would be below 1%. The faggot OP loves to get involved in these reply wars but he's also an infatuated idiot AND a sore loser. As for corona,it's a meme disease,it has always been and it'll always be.

we're even divided over Corona-chan

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>number of threads multiplied by 22 still greater than number of deaths
>happening
Stop shilling this empty sandwich already

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Fake news.

Fake virus

jesus

Nice, in January /cvg/ doubted a communist dictatorship's statistics and got called schizos. It's March and now it's nothingburgers doubting Western democracies' statistics. How the tables have turned!

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Brad?

fuck the old continent fucking delusional eurocucks

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mfw Floridafag

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Corona is a big, fat, nothingburger. I've been going out to McDonalds every day still and eating fresh food. Meanwhile, you're eating preserved and frozen garbage. 4 months from now when this is all over, I'm going to be healthy and all of you are going to have chronic health issues because of your shit diets. And guess what? If you post here, you probably deserve it.

THREADLY REMINDER IT MUTATES MORE RAPIDLY THAN THE FLU

nextstrain.org/ncov
>Showing 3229 of 3229 genomes sampled between Dec 2019 and Mar 2020.

FLU
nextstrain.org/flu/seasonal/h3n2/ha/2y
>Showing 2151 of 2151 genomes sampled between Dec 2013 and Mar 2020.

There's multiple strains with varying degrees of lethality in different age groups.

Boku no Pico

I agree, but on a personal level I've never been happier
>nobody outside
>social distancing
>curfew
>peace
>tranquility
I will be a footsoldier for the NWO if they provide me with a gf

Your shit reads like a script meant to signal the brains of npcs into believing a certain train of thought without actually considering it.

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Possibly the ultimate plan for corporate spying

It's Bergamo and Madrid. Links in the pastebin.

>people stop disagreeing with eachother and realize following and giving the present government more power is best
>MSM is the best place for news again

low quality bait

5=/=7 . The french user said that we still have 7 hrs to go.

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>I will be a footsoldier for the NWO if they provide me with a gf
Why only 1?

Who is brad user, your boyfriend?

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Daily reminder that Lombardy had 100,000 deaths in 2018.

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It's not March, dipshit.

You guys haven't been paying enough attention to my cat. There will be consequences.

How many deaths in the usa? Last week it was like 2k

THREADLY REMINDER THAT CT CHEST IMAGINING IS SUFFICIENT FOR DIAGNOSIS

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201237
>On chest CT, ground-glass opacities (GGO) were present in 100% of patients with RT-PCR confirmed COVID-19. 93% of patients had multilobe and posterior lung involvement; 91% of patients had bilateral pneumonia.

Spain has surpassed Italy in total cases.

the government doesn't need a casus belli to come for your freedoms because you're too comfortable to start shooting at cops

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>Italy has 23,000 deaths from the flu each year alone.
NOPE

I don't mean for that, it's more because the protest and fighting between each other has stopped cuz quaritine.

>why only 1
good point!!

B U N

N O T H I N G

B U N

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Good shit.
Corona damages the economy more than health.

GAS GAS GAS

The CoronaVirus test hurt so bad bros...

:(

>Implying it isn't that way in most countries.
O.K. Coomer

F A K E N E W S V I R U S

LOMBARDY HAD 2,000 DEATHS A WEEK IN 2018.

>viruses always mutate to be *less* dangerous, not more
No, they always mutate to breed faster and infect more cells, drowning out the other mutations that can't replicate so quickly.
Since most of the infections come from incubation periods, the virus does not change much and takes time to develop serious symptoms.
If you'd get the infection from someone in the terminal stages you'd be in ICU in just a few days.

So at the end of the year 2020, when there are many more deaths, you nothingburger niggers will be proven wrong once and for all.

THREADLY REMINDER IT HAS THE CAPACITY TO CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

Symptoms are ataxia, hallucinations, sudden seizures, sudden altered mental status, speech changes, abnormal muscle tone

Im not convinced even with the dųbs.
Im only convinced that people die of something.
The cyclical nature of past pandemics suggests there is something else in play,

Kek

calla puto

Bros I like to have a cigar at the weekend sometimes - really feel like one tonight

Will it make me more susceptible to the rona?

Don't smoke normally and roughly have about 1 cigar a month normally.

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Glad its so easy to spit shills now due to the american flag. You guys really should settle for proxy

Idk but for some reason I want it to get worse

>many more deaths

From 100,000 to 110,000 is many more?

Diagnosis of patients with symptoms