/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2429 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>post nasal drip
>dry throat
>lungs starting to feel sore and tight

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This is the best part, trying to enforce a quarantine on niggers, homeless, and illegals

uded.exe

Cuddle me Gary

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nigger, do you even know what a virus is?

Discord?

Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

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i did not prep for TP, any good alternatives for wiping the ass? i picked up some pine cones and have a fridge full of corn that i can peel but am hesitant to use these.

Mmmm look at this Chinese dish. But remember whitey....

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Japan Webcam - OH NO NO NO

youtube.com/watch?v=0vishEDtgdw

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....do NOT call this virus the Wuha/Chinese virus.

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING IN MARCH
FUCK SPRING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

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:(

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

First article is related to how you will get infected.

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How many cases in NY city? Is that city doomed to become the next Wuhan?

Any one of us could end up like this guy. Trust your fellow anons, not ANY government or authority.

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I'll call it what I want, they're the fuckers that infected me.

>spent $500 in preps back in february
>thought I had overspent for several weeks
>recently been thinking that I had underspent by a magnitude of 5-10 times
>too afraid to leave my house now

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im safe en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilo_International_Airport theres no way ill ever be near this airport

>The coronavirus could mutate into a new serotype in as little as 7 years without mingling in other bat populations.

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water

Flour tortillas, stay away from the corn tortillas

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she can beat me up as much as she lik-
>and excuse
>and
oh dammit she's retarded.

fuck there are a lot of people still out. japan is going to get spread.

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What happened to Trump's cure?

GAS THE CHINKS RACE WAR NOW

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Imagine the smell

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Already is, except they're not enforcing lockdown properly so it's gonna be worse.

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BLACKED CORONA-CHAN IS GONNA MAKE ALL THE NIGGERS SICK!

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>under 1000 critical in US
>literally 1 person critical in Canada
>governments crashing the economy

What did it cost?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sammes
Apparently I ought to be on guard for people with Sammes in their name.

Say it with me G L O B A L W A R M I N G

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Lockdown is irrelevant in NYC, they've already super spread it to everyone in the city on the subways over the past 3 weeks

People's lives, hopefully not someone you love.

WAITING FOR THE SECOND WAVE, 1 WEEK REMAINING

i guess i could just shower afterwards

not a bad idea i guess, they were still in stock today, may grab some tomorrow.

Girl I slept with now has fever, dry cough and difficulty breathing. It was nice browsing these threads, lads.

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AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA !!!!

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Baby wipes. Just burn instead of flush.

kek

Don't feel bad user, I recently bought a gun and a little bit of ammo with the plan to buy a lot more ammo today. Apparently all non-essential businesses are closed which means gun stores are closed, and Walmart is all out of 00 buckshot. Hopefully I can order online before delivery services shut down.

One nigga had chronic leukemia and he got the virus and died and the media and health officials blame the virus not this niggas blood cancer

Since we /cvg/ regulars have been so far ahead of the curve, I personally am just sitting back and enjoying watching the world tear itself apart right now.

Of course, the global economy has just taken a fucking free fall, lots of companies going bankrupt, mass unemployment, so obviously this all inevitably leads to one thing, war.

My question is, who will we fight against, and how can I position myself to profit from it like Oscar Schindler?

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>wait 2 more weeks trust me its happening

twitter.com/lokinhei/status/1241220936906338304

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Shills always get the first reply.

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Ash, from corpse-burning.

please post more videos of police enforcing quarantines, shit's hilarious

Millions of cellphones in china have gone dark. Its possible 1 to 7 million people are dead lots of buildings at night have no lights on. CCP has been taped picking up bodies.

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241082360323596289?s=19

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NUKE THE CHINKS

WAR WAR WAR

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A thought: Trump is just about assured to win 2020 so long as we don't do particularly worse than any big European countries (very likely), but this pandemic is showcasing the lineup for the 2024 election. A President Cuomo would annoy me continuously and probably try all kinds of unconstitutional or anti-constitutional shenanigans, but when the cards are on the table he's proving he can steer the fucking ship.

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So they fell for the Herd Immunity meme?

>natural disaster during a pandemic
The ride never ends
youtube.com/watch?v=pJgoHgpsb9I

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I am eating beans

Did yall have dinner?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 34,717 (452) Spain 28,768 (1,772) Germany 24,873 (94) Iran 21,638 (1,685) France 16,018 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 7,474 (98) United Kingdom 5,683 (281) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Austria 3,582 (16) Belgium 3,401 (75) Norway 2,385 (7) Sweden 1,934 (21) Australia 1,629 (7) Portugal 1,600 (14) Brazil 1,546 (25) Canada 1,470 (20) Denmark 1,395 (13) Malaysia 1,306 (10) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,120 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Israel 1,071 (1) Ireland 906 (4) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Pakistan 776 (5) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Poland 634 (7) Chile 632 (1) Finland 626 (1) Greece 624 (15) Thailand 599 (1) Iceland 568 (1) Indonesia 514 (48) Singapore 455 (2) Romania 433 (3) Slovenia 414 (2) India 396 (7) Philippines 380 (25) Russia 367 (1) Peru 363 (5) Bahrain 334 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Hong Kong 318 (4) Panama 313 (3) Argentina 266 (4) Croatia 254 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +1,171 (+33) South Korea +64 (+7) Australia +20…

>FULL LISTS
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lol

F

Why the fuck do we need to know you're from Seattle I'd that's footage of ny. Fucking retard.

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If you have at least enough for a few magazines than you should be good. If you're caught in an extended shootout then you're pretty much toast anyway.

I don't get user's who hoard thousands of rounds as if they were going to be fending off endless waves of nignogs like they were zombies.

his head popped like a watermelon. I wonder if he did this because he lost so much money.

You were supposed to wear a mask and fuck her doggy style then throw her off the bed and run out of her apartment with your pants

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Context?

I feel you on a spiritual level, I risked it today and went to the store, the lot was normally filled but there was almost nothing worth buying, gotva few more cans of food, pasta, water, oats, and fled. The cashiers moral is super low, and I’m wondering how the place is still so empty(stuff I saw was still there from a week ago) when they supposedly restocked the day before, are they lying about restocking stores?

(You)

>She isn't moving, isn't speaking.
>"I promised, didn't I? Trust!"
>You are literally digging the hole deeper if you make a break for it.
"Thank you..."
>This is the moment you've been waiting for.
>You quickly rezip your dick (an act that is second nature to you) which makes a loud and distinctive noise
>Her head snaps back in place and focuses on you
>Acting out your plan, you reach over and slam the door, causing a loud reverberation to echo throughout your abode
She screams and races towards the door. She's quick.
>Almost too quick.
>But not quick enough.
>You beat her, just barely and turn the lock on the knob
Her voice trails off, followed by the pitter patter of feet racing towards your front door
>You turn around, and reach for the glass opening on the wall. The foolish idea of jumping through it has "gone out the window".
>You slam it open, causing another crack to form on the pane of glass.
>You hike up one leg, and place the barefoot on the opening, attempting to force your way outside.

Yeah, I'll give updated pastebin in a moment. Has a few tangents (fellatio end, part of a facesit that one user wanted but disappeared so I haven't finished it yet.)

updated pastebin. pastebin.com/bKGdfXw2 almost 800 lines of writefagging

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nigs gonna nog

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I was expecting a .22 to hit him in the face when he rolled over

Threadly reminder that Japan has only tested 10,000 people and thinks they should lift the emergency measures they've used thus far because they don't have "many" cases.
Just in time for Hanami

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>China recovering
How is this a happening if the Chinese have already got it under control? People keep saying they're lying but everything is opening out there and people are going back to work? Looks like the virus will kill around a 100k max everywhere before it fizzles out. That is technically a Happening but it's by no means an apocalypse

Doing intermittent fasting, so no dinner.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
An Estonian Olympian or Politician will infect me.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_in_Estonia

Can someone give me a logical reply on why a "National Guard" was called? I might be stupid because I don't exactly understand how that helps the coronavirus situation.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Jianwei_(general) I'm not going near him

meth
not even once

brazil niggers get your shit together if it goes in rural brazil the americas are fucked beyond repair and with them the world

#ThankYouPresidentTrump

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Nice.

yup
Chili. pretty tasty too.

Well damn, I didn't know bodies could splash. Most jumpers stay intact, that must have been that person's skull striking at a weird angle

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thanks user.

maybe we have americanized them a bit too much, they are treating this similar to the US in early stages.

probably a lot to do with keeping the olympics, but i believe that will have to be cancelled.

It's called Chink airborne HIV

It's already spreading like fuck.
If they get any more lax than they already are, it will boom so hard, that it will be impossible to ignore.
I can't actually believe somebody would be this retarded, but they might do it.

dive head first to ensure death

>see article title
>"TRAVELERS STUCK IN EUROPE DUE TO TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS"
>what the fuck were they doing traveling right now
>know it's gonna be a bunch of boomers
>click link
>top picture is this

I swear boomers are the worst. They're somehow both the people who take this the least seriously while also doing the most panic buying. It's unreal.

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This isn't today or even this year, those kinds of vines haven't grown back yet even in the deep south.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubble
Fugg.

logistics senpai, man-power, medically trained staff.

how Chinese Virus is spread

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mandate of heaven: lost

holy fuck why would anyone want to wait in that long of a line

For some reason its not spreading in Nippon

yeah all I've got is 40 shots of 00 buck, but I figure that'll last long enough considering I'm white and live in a gated community. Not sure how often Walmart restocks their ammo but I hope its really soon. My ammo supply doesn't make me feel comfy.

This unbelievable. Is Costco the only store in the entire country? I know people want things in bulk but imagine being the last 25% of cunts in that line. You may be rocking up to an empty warehouse.

Wore a KN95 mask out today. Felt weird until I saw empty shelves.

wtf you on about

no no. don't do that, unless you just really want to write that scenario.
gotta follow the rules.

$20 they're being paid by the IOC to make it appear like it's safe to hold the Olympics

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Just a flu bro, chill

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Nice trips, leaf. Also, absolute cope from CCP shills.

>NUH UH, ZERO CASES GOYS

Jokes on you, Ionel. We had shit like this yesterday in some big cities after the second military decree.

Is any further proof needed we are in a simulation and the vast majority of people are legitimately NPCs?

lmao i like how that cop covers his mouth like "holy shit how terrible" but at the same time looks over his shoulder like "hmm i kinda wanna know what an exploded head looks like in person"

look at the retards on the left with their masks off
sure it wont help but lmao god damn

Herd immunity is not a meme

Gary, I'm scared.

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Gnarly.

Canada has decided not to participate this year. Expect more and more countries to withdraw as time passes on. You'll be able to tell which countries are led by retards by seeing who still attends.

Except everything is going back to normal there and people are returning to work. If things really were bad this wouldn't be happening.

This is AWESOME. Who knew the black hoods would be an ally fighting the globalist BULLSHIT

Japan isn't Americanized, stop believing the bait threads here. Yes, they desperately want the Olympics to happen this year so they're pretending really, really hard there isn't a problem.

The bugmen must be sprayed.

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Thoughts, Italierinos?
And how did your greatest allies within EU helped you apart from stealing your masks?

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Is it too early to sleep with a gun?

well yeah obviously, why didn't the retards prep sooner?

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He must have been the creative type. Very juicy brains.

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Yes it is

>10000
So 20 times more than R*ssia.
And anong our 500 tested 370 are positive.
Gid i wish i was in Japan.

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I know Canada did but that is irrelevant to my point

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*

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Depressed bitter idiots like you deserve to be executed and are the cause of all this...

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>nooo not the heckin doggerino! the little woofer

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bro whats the song from the video with corona virus scientists with guns

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Dis nigga eatin beans!

pls help

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They went to the parks and forests to have a day out with the family. Now they panick that they don't have enough stuff. Fucking cretins.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/98th_Yard
>Live in Missouri
Hah, no need to worry for me, as long as I'm not heading to Chicago I'll be fine

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241935285916782593

>WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!

What did he mean by this?

Is he going to let it spill over into the schools and churches? Let the bodies pile up in the streets?

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Because normal people can’t into prepping because it requires forward thinking on a higher level than “I’ll gobto Hawaii for vacation this year” and implies they can do anything but panic in emergency situations, which they can’t

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What does that prove?
They stopped caring. Death rate wasn't that high, people call sick for a couple weeks and go back to work.

Where's Peta and Greta on this Bs? Fucking real Jews I tell ya

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How is it irrelevant? As more and more countries withdraw, it'll eventually become pointless to hold the olympics and Japan's attempts at keeping them going will not only be dangerous, but they'll have been pointless then.

Fucking greenskins are more sturdy builders than the goddamn chinese, legitimately fuck these creatures.

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Fucking boomers. Leave them to die.

youtube.com/watch?v=NJvdhALGV_8

>buying lottery tickets more frequently in case I win and survive the coronacaust

>shut down millions of businesses
>american politicians are afraid of re-opening any businesses out of fear of opening them and then someone dying of coronavirus thus tarnishing their political record

Who the fuck is going to say "It's safe to go outside?" What state/governor in US is going to be the brave one to open businesses first? Or is this the start of an isolation panic where we will all be secluded for several months each year, because even if COVID-19 is cured, there's still flu deaths politicians could avoid by shutting millions of businesses down each year?

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>Neomyia cornicina is a common species of fly which is distributed across many parts the Palaearctic.[1][2] It has been introduced in the Nearctic.

Well, it looks like it was actually from flies.

(((Eliyohu Zaks)))
...It's all so tiresome...

My family didn't seem to panic, which made me wonder what they fuck were they doing, since I didn't see them going out buying shit to stock up on at all. They didn't seem to be bothered in any way by it, even when the law started, hopefully they did prep up.

Grand Solar Minimum, dude, ideal time for diseas to spread. We're going into a mini ice age.

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Nukes ain't racist...

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pastebin.com/bKGdfXw2
I seem to only get digits when I write. Anyways, I'll catch you bros tomorrow around this time. I haven't forgot about you ebola user and 3some user. Just give me some time. I'm gonna nose down and call it a night. Have a good time posting guys and thanks for reading my boredom, hope it was okay.

I can do a couple different things, either morph it into this one later down the line or write a tangent piece. I'll mull it over at work.

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if Tucker was president and saw this video he would straight up glass Beijing

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Christ just go to a different fucking store. These people deserve death.

I personally use nine rolls a day minimum whether I shit or not.

Corona is changing the atmosphere to make sure it lives on for longer

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don't be a 50Yboy pussy. Olympic athletes are not getting sick from some pansy virus that's overhyped by the jew corporate media to get pussy sheep like you to take your sterilizing vaccine.

They are gonna shoot rioters, looters and create an atmosphere of fear to prevent large scale uprising.

Russia is spread out, it takes longer for the infection to spread. The infected in Japan traveled through Tokyo, undoubtedly using the metro and major stations.
Another fun fact: Shinjuku Station is the most-used railway station in the world, used by over 2 million people on a daily basis.

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God damn she's ugly.

anything with the EU or UN flag is de facto a shill