/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2414 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

There can't be cases if there aren't any Wuhan population to spread it

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They're assuming the survival rate, and that most patients are going to survive.

Argie has had his 30 mins sleep

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this bot is much worse than Gary

NEETS are prospering

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>NY: +12345
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WUHAN2

STAY SAFE TIMBITS

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It was Russian propaganda.

They had the wrong numbers for NY. Made me look like a fucking idiot when I sent them on to my mates claiming it was the end of the world. I'm raging. Now they won't take my redpills seriously.

I'm talking about the USA cases that disappeared

COVID-19 is basically DONE in Asia and Asia is a BIG place with people living in very crowded conditions.

If this thing can't take out Asia, it's not the planet-killer it's been hyped to me.

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What do you mean? Sauce?

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What you eating to fight this shit Yas Forums?
Post them

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>muh dummy-kruger effect
Everyone who trouts out that meme as an argument is projecting

they just fcking changed it now. i saw this also

Another Holocaust coming.

DONT STOP HUGGING

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thank you. these generals are fucking retarded and probably influenced a lot of politicians into overreacting

We will be out of medical supplies within a week

t. NYC first responder (pray for me)

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>rushing to restart factories

who the fuck wants to buy cheap chinese shit after this?

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How? Everything is the same, but they're even more susceptible, they don't have preps.

has italy released new numbers?

>Neighbor diagnosed with virus
Fuck

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MERKEL IN QUARANTINE AFTER MEETING WITH AN INFECTED DOCTOR

It's getting boring user.
Post more pics of that girl better.

This will mark the point in history all of the west fell into a recession and their influence over the world was fractures.
Asia will rise.
South korea, Taiwan, SIngapore, Japan, Hong Kong, and yes China have it all under control.
Meanwhile the west is crumbling and dying.

>inb4 china numbers are fake
Every major government on earth believes them.
DO you think going door to door with rifles, locking people inside, and dragging away infected is not effective?

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They fucked up and double-counted New York City's cases because they were also reported with the state of New York's data
They did the same bullshit yesterday for a few minutes. Dumb fucks. Use BNO for your numbers.

It's the economy killer. So what if 100,000 die. 100,000,000 are headed for poverty. That's the real happening.

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It's time to jack off and evade reality

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>middle of pandemic
>state level congresses are passing medicaid cuts and cutting down on hospital budgets
peak American desu

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>not using roylabs
How do you even breathe?

They were wrong for a while. Somebody reported NYC 5k cases twice. The US will end up with around 10k today.

MUST SPREAD FASTER

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Best virus

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Greatest moments in South African history

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仕方ないね

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>414 deaths
>60k die from the flu ever year
worst happening ever

It's growing at incredibly high rates in Europe and America, while dimming in Asia.

Syria, I.....

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pastebin.com/6dFz4pEW

I don't know if anyone is still reading but

>"why... why are you doing this?" you ask bluntly.
"I don't remember making any promises with you!"
>A pained expression grows on her face, her hand gripping tightly on your member
>"H-hey... OW.... stop!"
You are gritting your teeth from the pain.
Your semi erect post orgasm cock begins to throb, your body desperately trying to increase blood flow to it
>"N-NO! I'M NOT."
>Her eyes are burning a hole into you, this moment seems to drag on far too long
>Suddenly, she releases your member and a worried expression appears
She says while gently massaging you, trying to stop the previous pain
>You finally let the breath out of your lungs, releasing your grip on the arms of the chair
>"I really don't."

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you too timbit

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Every major tv here with a panel show, they bring some psychologist telling normies that it's fiine to be isolated at home during quarantine and do sport inside and stuff instead of going outside.

ur much worse than Gary

florida is surprisingly low

>100,000,000 are headed for poverty. That's the real happening.
Agreed.

Anyone else here think Democrats are releasing prisoners to buy their votes?

They are fed and housed in the Jails, you boot them out and where do they sleep what do they eat? Oh wait their criminals they know how to get things.

All because due to the first step act Trump gained the ex felon vote in democrat areas (yeah some are allowed to vote in Democrat areas).

Last thing imagine if Epstein did not kill himself he's be out now, wow great job Demonrats.

For the German that asked about:
>All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
>archive.is/rzZ4xP

Link is wrong, it's:
>archive.is/rzZ4x

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Need money to pay dem state union workers somehow.

so is xi dead or detained and being interrogated?

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You sick fuck

Flu doesn't normally cause testicular damage and renal failure though does it?

Part of me wants to die quickly cause I want those virgins in heaven

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Yes. What are they going to do about the people fleeing the city to avoid the lockdown that's inevitably coming

BNO isn't any better. The don't separate dependencies and are many hours behind on small country updates. Worldometer is good, if you don't check every 5 minutes.

At least I'll be able to feel like I have a cute waifu with me once I get the virus

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>Hydroxychloroquine
>no actual clinical studies
>the one study that was done isn't valid for a variety of reasons

Yes we are

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My city (St. Louis) is officially shutting down all "non-essential" businesses, for 30 days, tomorrow at 6pm, or else they face a fine for staying open.
I'm sure the company I work for will try their damndest to stay open, but it's not lookin' good bros. If we close, the plus side is having a 30 day NEETcation, I guess. If we don't, the downside is not having a NEETcation. Stay safe anons!!

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>NIPAH virus

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Can't wait to see USA in shambles

>Digits determines what percentage of the world population dies
Doesn't matter, it will save more lives than what it caused.

I hope USA goes full China and kills everyone in New York like the chinese did in Wuhan.

Kys faggot

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It is nowhere near done in Asia. China is still burning pits of bodies round the clock.

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Huh. I've been staying inside for years. Seems natural to me.

got you faggot
gary never breaks character

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Yeah it's an insane overreaction to a tiny problem.
MSM journalists no doubt picked up bullshit here and ran with it.
Here's the proof on the 99.7% survival rate under 40 by the way.

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF NYC
THE CHINAVIRUS WILL SPREAD VIA THE SEWER SYSTEM SOON

Another day, another zero in the death category. Best Carolina numba wan!

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>Eating the same meal every day or on alternating days? How long do you intend to hole up with those?
I literally live on the same breakfast and lunch every single day with 2 rotating dinners and have done for several years.
It's fucking food lad, stop making a song and dance about it and just get the chemicals you need to live.

When will NYC peak?

How do you know that?

what happened to the numbers? they just got sliced to a third

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Reminder the Chinks are destroying their phones so they can't be tracked. The revolution has begun.

I've seen Gary bake a thread

Remember that there is a remake in the works
youtube.com/watch?v=ViVnzjalOsc

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Kinda reminds me this.
This virus provided epic contet.

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I'm kinda looking farward to returning to my normal weeb/waifushit hateing ways, but for now my brain is infected with Corona-Chan

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10 year old coomer-tier writing.
10/10 would coom again.

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yeah because you believe fucking Asian Govts?

aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/K39wPM/coronalarmet-fran-fjallen-kan-bli-som-i-italien/promo

Sweden gonna be the next Italy

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C

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hit me with some Corona meme pictures

ISRAELI DOCTOR IN ITALY: WE NO LONGER HELP THOSE OVER 60

jpost.com/International/Israeli-doctor-in-Italy-We-no-longer-help-those-over-60-621856

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I know, same here. Normies are just too NPC always trusting the TV to do stuff, so know they have to learn how to do stuff but inside the house

centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/
NWO confirmed

WE ALLLLLLLLLL GONNNNNNNNNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
AAAAAAAAAAA

No since Democrats have no control

>At least I'll be able to feel like I have a cute waifu with me once I get the virus
sheeeiiitt nigga are you me? it'll be painful but yolo

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can you verify that it was the real Gary?

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so you're alive, but what about other health problems like the reduction of pulmonary capacity.

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It's based in a Ito manga about a creepy guy monster saying he's a fairy and letting him in

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It's a reference to this

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Is there a template for this image?

I'm a happeningfag, please tell me this won't end soon. I want this to be at least 18 months

Well those old movies are called:
Escape from New York
Escape from LA

Can rats spread China flu? If so RIP NY.

isn't trump's family in new york?

The US is completely fucked and the stupid mutts are still saying “m-muh nothingburgers” and “m-muh freedumbs”
Honestly hope corona wipes every mutt denier off the face of the Earth

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Is there a line chart that shows new cases for each country? I want to do some analytics.

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>DONE in Asia and Asi
The people that have barricaded my area says otherwise.

thanks for the death table, I was looking for it
Is that from China or outside of it?

>cfr 7.8%

>Muslim
>going to heaven

Pick one

>Entered these threads from early January
>started lightly prepping, going through what canned foods we did have, throwing out expired junk
>shit starts hitting the fan and start really prepping, buying canned goods/rices/grains/water in bulk
>Dad is the kind of retard who didn’t take it seriously at first and won’t now because that would mean he was wrong
>Is the kind of person who would give all the supplies I’ve gathered to a good Will and give me the cash value
>have to quietly horde supplies in my room for the family
>mom is helping because he’s lazy but not stupid and can see the Chinese writing on the wall, brings home canned goods/rice from the grocery store she works at to help
We live in strange times anons, hold your loved ones close, but avoid the stupid ones

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>IMPLYING THEY EVER STO0P PLAYING MOBILE GAMES.

So hows your lockdown going? A police car just drove by my neighborhood with a loudspeaker telling everyone go home and stay inside, now people are aggressively yelling at joggers and people passing by/walking their dogs from their apartment windows telling them to go home, I'm fucking scared.

Does ANYONE know someone who is sick?

>CDC is no longer reporting the number of persons under investigation (PUIs) that have been tested, as well as PUIs that have tested negative. Now that states are testing and reporting their own results, CDC’s numbers are not representative of all testing being done nationwide.

>Under investigation: 14,561

I didn't know that. thanks user.

He still updated and posted his silly image in that thread, so... most likely?
Who even cares

If it can cross to dogs it can cross to rats

And yet people don't notice their lungs filling up with glue, and go half a month of "feeling fine"...?

here you go pal

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Oh okay, I'll keep going then

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Apparently the house democrats are trying to block Trumps stimulus package so they can serve their own that serves businesses instead of people

>already at 38k and just starting
We're going overtake Italy and China aren't we

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That happens in critical cases when the patient need to be intubated because their body is starved of oxygen and dying.
If you are young and healthy; eat right and get good sleep you will have absolutely nothing to worry about.
If anything this virus is a good chance for people to get back into shape.

I'm also a "essential" worker. I'm more worried about being infected because some retard couldn't just stay home and coofed on the gas pumps.

You stay safe though, shit's gonna get rough for you guys soon

Oregon now at 5 deaths

trips of truth

Yes. Nobody of the nothingburger fags understands what "exponential growth" means.

yeah why?

Same on Madrid

Or being removed by the CCP so they can no longer talk/ ask for help.

Do you know the very best thing you can do right now, to help the fight against coronachan?

Yes, that's right. You need to be a Reddit content curator and/or moderator! I wonder how much the job pays.

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People not understanding jargon because they are active in an other field
> I forget how fucking retarded this place is sometimes.
Go fuck yourself dipshit.
The lack of understanding that people have different kinds of expertise makes you the retard here...

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Give me the update plz

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If you want the Florida numbers, native Floridian, here they are
fdoh.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/8d0de33f260d444c852a615dc7837c86
I can't really help you with any other state but my state is about to get fucked, hard
that being said I really need to buy some more booze tomorrow

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/

ay putsa gising siya nang 4am
saan ka boy? sta. rosa, laguna here

Fuuuuuck I miss these.

I have a crazy good jamaican place down the road and I havent eaten takeout for over a month. Fuck I miss these delicious things.

OP plz, for your own sake. Take a break

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Assuming 1% of 1% that's 300k.

underrated

So, what. Should I become a Christcuck?

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Can someone please post the Corona hazmat suit template?

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friendly reminder, take these meds

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China is lying, and Italy can't hold a candle to your population numbers. Naturalich.

thanks bros

stay safe

thanks, adding

Outside, it's from Italian numbers.

*32k
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

WHO IS THIS???

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How do I get a job from youtube or google watching gore and shit and filtering that out? I want to work from home and make some cash and I will not suffer PTSD.
I would be there best employee

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Why are they so fucking stubborn? Just fucking cancel it

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Yes, he is coming. You don’t want to be hanging with the Jews and Jannies in the lake of fire, do you?

Why do you throw everything in a corner on top of everything. Literal nigger

>I want to do some analytics.
If you just want the data: github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19
is REALLY great, you can get the data from the web with 2 lines in python with pandas.

The average age of white americans is 56, its okay if they die right? Fucking retard

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

murci ben gros

>We're going overtake Italy and China aren't we
Easily, we're probably going to top everyone by a long shot in terms of infections and deaths

here's the raw data, load into excel or whatever github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19

FUCKING MANILA. PUTANGINA PAPANO LUMABAS? KAILANGAN DAW NANG CARD? ANONG FUCKING CARD? DEPOTANG GOBYERNO TO

>airborne AIDS starts in china
>westerners downplay it and dont care about it
>spreads in other asian countries
>western governments and media keep saying its just the flu
>it spreads to white nations
>we cant shut down muh markets that would make us gommies
>most asian nations take control of the situation and are semi successful
>white nations still not reacting
>react too late when infections are getting out of control
>economy starts dying anyway
>your people start dying
>asians start blaming you for re-infecting them
This virus is a whitey killer

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>trump should have done something, even though China fucked him and everybody else by giving the virus a 6 week head start, refusing to let outside medical help into the country, armtwisting WHO into downplaying the severity, and being sparse and evasive when asked what they know about the virus already.
Really? A genuine global pandemic (first in a century) and you're first reaction is TDS?
Fuck you, you piece of commie shit.
We only learned how to deal with this when it exploded outside China, by looking at those clusters and how they are being dealt with. And this is an ongoing situation.
If China had fessed up, every country could have slammed it's borders shut and dealt with it by now. We would even have been able to help China with their (clearly still raging) pandemic.
Their obsesion with saving face, coupled with a general disregard for life and an insane belief that they could level the playing field by infecting the world (and expected to get away with it scot free) did this. The responsibility is theirs alone.
Stop using tragedy to further your political bent, you twisted cunt.

we had 1,627 deaths yesterday, so about tied with shigellosis. not bad

I just came here to say I'm always amazed by the rate of information flow on Yas Forums and the Chans in general. This place is weeks if not months ahead of mainstream media and the average person.
It's kind of insane to see honestly. I mean it's always been this way, but it's just amazing to watch with respect to a global crisis like this. No nation's news or intelligence agency is moving as fast as this place and you all do it for FREE.

My thrash is better organised. Can't rate it. Can't see soap, disinfectant, PPEs, fuel canisters, homemade preserves...

I know Alex Jones has a bad rep but he interviewed a guy long time ago who predicted "they" were going to chip everyone.

You can even use the smartphone concept as a way to fulfill that prediction. People who use smartphones are sitting ducks.

youtube.com/watch?v=N3NA17CCboA

Is your country contributing the meme effort ? France is doing her part

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even if they hold it no one will come, crisis averted boys the japanese shops can keep their loli porn out after all

>OHHHH NOOO ALL THE OLD UNHEALTHY COOTS ARE DYING JUST LIKE USUALLY HAPPENS ANYWAY!!! WE'RE GOING EXTINCT!!!

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just stop real reporting when 100 cases under China and report their exact number of new cases each day. Watch MSM go berserk.

>70% death overall
Holy shit we're fucked

come on paki, Christ is King
you'll see the light someday

>overreaction to a tiny problem
My coworker is fucking dying in a hospital, his wife is afraid as fuck and thinks he'll die. My parents can die. My country is locked. I can't leave my house. We don't know what to believe, what's true and what's a lie. I can't go to work and get only 60% of my salary. Thousands of people die every day. China is fucking lying.

Nothing's a tiny problem you retarded mutt, fuck yourself, I hope your country will perish in Corona-chan's favour.

Inshallah

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exponents are hard and people still have hope.
Corona-chan will fix the hope problem but sadly she is unable to give them math lessons

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that's a pretty good imitation

No military-mandated curfew yet, but I've seen in-person and pictures online of "katasztrófavédelem" or catastrophe-protection units getting into position and moving around the city, they are armed and will probably be used to enforce a curfew in the future. the reason we don't have one yet is that they are not in position

Because it seems that despite the rising cases nobody reports about their friends or relatives getting sick.

Tell us, user, who got sick from your environment? How are they feeling?

New York is the best the state in the world

They recovered from the crime waves in teh 80s

Of course they will recover from this. It's New York for God's sake, why wouldn't they?

It must be hard for meds, you aren't autists like here in the north.

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Most of it is trash and you have to funnel through the nonsense though.
But if you're good at navigating this sea of shit, you'll always be ahead of everyone else.

>yfw you realize you're also part of /cvg/

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It already peaked yesterday, user.

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>needed to sell some shit I need to get rid off
>Corona hits
>This is what I get for procrastinating

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>
Satan getting a bit antsy

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thats right faggot USA #1

It's not a killer, it's a slap to the face that helps us wake up. No more clown world bulshit.

Fourth death in Ireland today

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that makes it even more reliable. thanks a lot, user

baket hindi ka nag evac nang maaga?
nandito na 'ko sa laguna nung mar01 pa

This

It’s true most people will live if given treatment, when hospitals get overcrowded, that is when people are more likely going to die. The passengers on the diamond princess got treatment, people in Wuhan died on the floor and the streets. That’s the difference.

I went ahead and took out a personal loan foe 15k and maxes out 3 credit cards for a grand total of 45k. I took that and the rest of my checking/savings and spent it all on supplies and food. When this thing is over, there wont be anyone left to collect the debt. I recommend you and everyone else take out as much debt as you can. Stop paying rent/mortgage/bills too. You'll thank me later when you survived THE happening. Good luck bros

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cvg was at its peak february. Li had recently died, Chen went missing, Fang soon after, endless videos of dead Chinese dropping like flies and having seizures everywhere, latest info on how the virus works was circulated more regularly-was quite the red pill

In fact, IIRC, according to Aaron the feminist movement was orchestrated by them.

Don't forget when everyone >70 is dead Western countries are minority white forever

See You're overreacting kraut, chill the fuck out.

>Dad is the kind of retard who didn’t take it seriously at first and won’t now because that would mean he was wrong
Sounds like my retarded dad.
I hammered him to get himself stocked up. I told him over and over that I wasn't as worried about him or I catching the virus, but the grocery stores not having anymore food.
He laughed in my face when I told him I bought 75lbs of rice.
He's the type that wants to go to the store every day.
The other day when the grocery stores got hammered I come over to see him and he looks at me and is pale in the face. Says
>the store looked like it was out of business. There were empty shelves all over, and there was nothing good left.
Then he got pissed at me when I said
>told you so.

They've just shut down a few fake click & followers factories during the outbreak, and not reopened in the context of global recession

>entire world shuts down
>lol u dont no NEthing abt virology its an emptybun

>but sadly she is unable to give them math lessons
Made me laugh ngl

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Breathing is getting a bit harder. I am fucked.

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Fuck you. Don't encourage them to spread it you nog. Lockdown New York and fuck those retards

cont. Now it's all about high numbers and what's happening in Italy. China is still getting exposed thanks to ourgirl jen. I'm sure cvg will get even more intense soon

warzones select for more deadly viruses

Didn't realize TB was such a chad

Yeah, we need 35 more deaths to surpass yesterday and we only have 4 hours to go. Doubt it will happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=_oanJVP5Tg8

Ruby Sparx

My wife’s friend’s entire family has it and her boyfriend. She has developed pneumonia and her 7 year old daughter is showing signs as well. This was Pennsylvania.

nigga we are on Yas Forums who the fuck is healthy in here

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>Who cares about old white people that almost exclusively vote for republicans!
You must be a nigger or a spic, and I didnt say we are going extinct, I said we are going into a recession that will give asia the chance to gain power on the world stage. Just because young healthy people dont die doesnt mean its not the biggest happening of our lives.

>Bottled water

Why do people think the water will stop coming out of the taps?

>That's a 1.12% death rate.
Over 20 times deadlier than the Flu

Coronavirus News: Concern over COVID-19 spread in Orthodox Jewish communities

abc7ny.com/health/concern-over-coronavirus-spread-in-orthodox-jewish-communities-/6032560/

KIRYAS JOEL, Orange County (WABC) -- Amid reports that Orthodox Jewish communities were not following social distancing restrictions, officials in the northern suburbs of New York City are taking actions to curb large gatherings.

Orange County Executive Steven Neuhaus says resistance the directives in the Orthodox Jewish community has led to a spike in coronavirus cases in Kiryas Joel, and he says he's "extremely concerned" about the virus' spread in the densely populated village which has over 100 schools.

Joomers

Porn?

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Would make for a sick Warhammer tournament!
> Implying virgin women exist

I ate spicy ramen and start coughing while drinking the last part of the soup guys I got infected I got too cocky with eating asian food nowdays so long

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Does anyone have the updated pic?

How is it done you retard? Tell us how it’s done when multiple south Asian countries are in fucking quarantine.

What's this?

>not posting the original

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I certainly hope so

If you get the virus, the outcome matters. Everywhere we read we see that if one gets the virus one has 1 to 6% chance of dying, because they are comparing the yet unresolved, number of cases to the confirmed deaths.
You are correct in your assumptions because this means that they are assuming that the resolution of all of the cases will fall into the "revered " category.
Unfortunately that's not what's going on, or rather not exactly.
We don't know how the, yet unresolved cases, will end up but if the trend continues you will be right and the person catching the virus in Italy has, so far 44% chances of dying from it. That will change with time and is not a set number but it isn't looking good.

>sore throat for almost 4 days now
It's over, isn't?

>there was nothing good left.
He doesn’t know how bad things are, don’t judge him too harshly.
If only he knew how strong you are, you who has seen how bad things are, he would be proud.

Ayoko umalis dito, wala rin ako mapupuntahan. Meron akong prep kaya okay lang pero wala na akong fresh foods. Yun mga nagbabarikada mga mangmang. Hinahanapan ako nang card pero di nila alam san makukuha.

Sobra dami na cases d2 pero ambagal nang update nila.

This virus is a pleb filter.

Only the enlightened authoritarians will survive. The degenerate western democracies will naturally be filtered out and end up in the dustbin of history.

Italy maybe peaked yesterday

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>we had 1,627 deaths yesterday, so about tied with shigellosis. not bad
American education system

kek

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Pope, Clinton, And Merkel
exposed to COVID 19
NWO back fire

Hillary Clinton Recently Did a ‘Shotski’ With Andy Cohen – He Now Has Coronavirus

newspunch.com/hillary-clinton-recently-did-shotski-with-andy-cohen-now-has-coronavirus/

>Angkor Wat is the best the city in the world
>They recovered from the korean invaders in the 4th century
>Of course they will recover from this. It's Angkor wat for God's sake, why wouldn't they?

Nothing lasts for ever, user.

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youtu.be/R9bXRiwKH5U
Tabernac!

The Cope.

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lol

twitter.com/RonPaul/status/1239551403074433025

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To all the non quarantine fags an if ur unsure what is to come to your city, this is what the police is doing in vienna here kek
youtube.com/watch?v=yo8SO8rt8Fk

Sorry lads. But, Islam is the only redpill religion.

InshAllah

Why has Trump failed so hard to stop this spread world wide?

someone needs to make some inbetween's for these pics. Her tit's got to big too fast for the numbers and now we have noware to go.
we can change the numbers on the bigger pics later.

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That's a private email that the evil hacker known as Yas Forums stole. Don't you dare read it.
Really it's literally nothing.

I remember the good ol /cvg/ days when we were laughing over how even cases in non asian countries ended up being asian people.
>Hehe still no wypepo

If only we knew how bad things really were.

She exclaims, releasing her grip.
>She grabs a pair of your boxers and slips them on
she says while pointing a slender finger towards her pubic mound. She clearly wants to be pregnant.
>You aren't sure how she knew how to find them so quickly, its clear she's been in your home before
>She comes and gently grabs your hand

this is something you announce quietly on a friday afternoon while the markets are ramping

biqle.ru/video/ruby sparx

Dr. Fauci Sent Series of Love Letters To Hillary Clinton

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>says the memeflaggot

I know there's a lot of garbage, but a lot of posters here have trained themselves to read through the bullshit and sense actual reasoning behind posts..
This board is why I'm comfortably stocked on resources, a bidet, Mucinex (without cough suppression), masks and bullets. All of these things are fucking hard as shit to find now. All of this preparation is because I was just casually following threads on Yas Forums (not even corona threads). I didn't even take it seriously until like a month ago but that's way ahead of the average citizen.

I know, it's just crazy to see Yas Forums move like this. No wonder so many intelligence agencies monitor this place and haven't shut it down.

What do the signs say?

felons cant vote

Seeing Florida population age yeah...but maybe weather will have a role, you have 30 Celsius now compared with 12-16 in Europe

Bullets are cheap.

Do you want an ebola one? Finding her laying waste to a village you are trying to save while being part of a team of medical personnel?

Even if Italy has peaked the damage is already done. It it ended today it's still the biggest happening since the war.

Sad news from my country (Czech republic) - first death. The man was elderly and had several heart conditions.

Everyone listen up! If you're taking this seriously as I am and you want to live go take out a loan and max every credit card out TODAY. Your cash will be meaningless when it really gets going. Take all of your savings and any loan money and convert it into food/ammo/supplies. DEBT WILL NOT MATTER WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND TO COLLECT IT. Stop paying your car payment, mortgage etc. Again that stuff wont matter soon. You'll thank me later, you've been warned...

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where you the guy that created the model this morning who said it was 5000 cases for today in italy?
You should try to use scikit and Polynomial Regresiion, much better than your handmade perceptron

yeah you could just add one at 25k

What if the real virus was the dead chinks we never saw along the way ?

so you're back. i hope you refrigerated that juice.

THIS

so much THIS

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>
People should ask themselves whether this coronavirus “pandemic” could be a big hoax, with the actual danger of the disease massively exaggerated by those who seek to profit – financially or politically – from the ensuing panic.
>That is not to say the disease is harmless. Without question people will die from coronavirus. Those in vulnerable categories should take precautions to limit their risk of exposure. But we have seen this movie before. Government over-hypes a threat as an excuse to grab more of our freedoms. When the “threat” is over, however, they never give us our freedoms back.
meh

twitter.com/MicahMerrick/status/1241219460268044288

>Go back to work goy, 1/10 of you will die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

You'd have a better chance survive some of history's worst battles than this.

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so is larping on Yas Forums

your dinner is just weighing on you Hans - go for a walk or something

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING VENTILATORS FOR ITALY YOU CUNT

"we for you"
"you for us"

"polices thanks you"

"stay home"

>already peaked yesterday

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when do we get the long awaited sequel, escape from Wu York

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Speak for yourself Diego. I don't fear the virus one bit. I'm at peak fitness.

I want the idf shills back.
Chang shills are so incompetent its not even funny anymore.

>Kiryas Joel

One time I was working during Shavuot doing foreclosure inspections and I drove through while they all were screaming at me to leave because they were all walking and riding bikes. I also asked a woman for directions and her husband came out screaming at me and he dragged his wife inside. The hats they were wearing while yelling was the funniest part.

I knew you were British before looking at the flag.

That might be true if people did not spend nearly all their time inside. People run from one air conditioned building to another and really only go outside for the beach or something like that.
Florida is a bomb waiting to go off and the state is not testing anywhere as much as it should be.
I am glad i convinced my family to stock up. Fucking pissed my brothers job is considered essential and he will have to work.

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