>Brits defy Boris Johnson and go for one last pint before pubs shut down

at least they go out to the pubs. They US girls seem to go out less and there seem to be less pubs making it harder to meet girls here.

brits are alcoholic degenerates

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The girls that go out every friday and saturday to get wasted arnt the girls you want to meet anyway unless its for a quick fuck, theyre dense as bricks

m8 its just a flu, have a beer

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One for the road innit *cough cough*

Ba*Toids are knock off poor russians

>About to disagree with you
>Realise I'm sipping on beer right this second

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Only 2 is fuckable

We need eugenics

slags

where is the 10/10 poster

MY EYES ARE BURNING FOR I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE! I HAVE SEEN IT ALL FOR THE FOREHEAD SPEAKS TO ME!

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We are bong, wherever we go we must bong

I was thinking about girls to meet for hookups or a quick fuck, and Britain has more opportunities for that than the US for the average guy, partly because the US is so spread out.

I am a virgin nearly 27 and I think a quick fuck will likely do a lot to remove the anxiety I have about women for when I try serious dating.

its cause pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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If you meet those slappers with your sexy american accent you'll have a zinc deficiency in 5 minutes

10/10 in muttland too.

We aren't a bunch of nancy poofters giving a shite about the fucking flu
Get in bed, have a Lemsip, and stop being a drama queen
You wimpy foreigners could learn a thing or two from a north, just get on it with

That's fucking wrong, and if I wasn't drunk I'd have a good post in response

>imagine traveling across the world for a slim chance at a quick fuck
i admire your tenacity i suppose

If it work with french accent you can call me Guillaume the Conqueror

Inside of us are two poodles
That's because we just went to the kebab shop

If you have anxiety just fuck some old bitch that youre not afraid of to get it out of your system then start trying to fuck younger girls. Its easier to fuck older women because theyre past the wall and they know it and you know it so there is less pressure on you to perform well theyre just happy youre giving them attention. There is more pressure to fuck younger girls because they will have an expectation of you.

Yeah, that too Pierre
>"Are you reeeeely french"
>"Yes, Tu es un cochon avec un trou humide que je vais baiser"
>"Oh that sounds to romantic"
And she'll be filled with your baguette in no time

I hope none of those repulsive creatures on the left come down with the Shanghai Shivers.
British slags are truly awful.

Kung Pao Sicken is just one of their many diseases innit

>m8 its just a flu
In fairness, UK government announcements have been pushing the idea that "most people will have mild to zero symptoms".

>Get in bed, have a Lemsip
Went to the supermarket yesterday: No soap, no TP, lots of Lemsip - bought two boxes.

My cousin has it and said even 7 days later its still hard to breathe sometimes.

Based brits don't give a fuck about muh fake flu shoah.
They don't even do it consciently,they just can't live without getting drunk.
Still I respect their retardedness.

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Cant wipe your arse with lemsip though

Challenge accepted

>I think a quick fuck will likely do a lot to remove the anxiety
Take it from me; sex is overrated. Intimacy is worth a whole lot more.
Here, have some ASMR, it's free: youtube.com/watch?v=jzHrEtzm74w

Quick can someone post norf memes please

We thought we might have had it at home.
Mild shallowness of breath, dry cough, short fever and aching muscles.
Fingers crossed that was it.
How old is your cousin?

Their descendants aren't doing any better.
>Muh springbreak because YOLO.
>muh bondi beach.
Anglos are just a different species.

Lol - where do you live?

Curse your superior linguistic skills.

So I'll get to boof the slags without trying?

How about chavs? Something about those trashy sluts just does something for me.

>Take it from me; sex is overrated. Intimacy is worth a whole lot more.

I will have to get rid of some of my anxiety about women before I can try and find a girlfriend to enjoy intimacy with, and I think losing my virginity will be a good step.

Late 30s

If you're a Brit there's also little girl inside of you.

It's the same in America. You have dumb fucking adults and teenagers who are extremely selfish to the point where they would rather put society at risk by going out and getting the virus than staying inside. They do not know any life other than "let's party and go to the beach" "let's get drunk at bars bro". Thank fuck they are shutting it down here and doing delivery of alcohol instead.

Like those dumb cunts in Miami, "don't want the virus to stop me partying"

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Is she going to be alight bros?
It might not be save in the UK for much longer

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Chav slappers, if you look fit and be ye generic happy friendly fun loving american, then you are getting fucked, you might not even get a choice in the matter, lol

Kek, that's some highbrow wit.

She can play with the poodles
The circle of rape, mutilation, and digestion is complete

I actually have an Aussie accent because I grew up in Australia.

She'll be fine as long as she doesn't run out of Yorkshire Tea

2,3,5

Australian? Even better, fuck dude, they are going to inhale you till you're inside out

lol I went for a pint after work last night, pub was full, good laugh.
every time somebody coofed the whole place went WEYHEYYY.

the virus is bullshit lads, false flag pretext for nwo takeover, dont be a fucking mong

my sides

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