>LATEST CASES 06:07: 89 new cases in Thailand. 05:24: 72 new cases in Brazil. 05:18: 178 new cases in Norway. 05:16: 2 new deaths in South Korea. 05:12: 4 new deaths in Austria. 05:08: 208 new cases in Switzerland. 04:30: 8 new deaths in Germany.
FUCK CAN WE JUST HURRY THIS THING UP! I want to get to the good parts where people are panicking and dripping dead in the streets! I wanna see people getting welded into their apartments. Fuck I know I know exponential growth and all that, but I dont want to wait 2 weeks to a month for things to start getting fun!
Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead. America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project. I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.
Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.
Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.
Where’s the videos and Pictures of the government barring people inside their homes like this pic? I know they exist, but I think they’ve been wiped from the internet. Does anyone know?
Be patient! This just means you have enough time to prepare for the greatest event of our lives. Download your doujins and load your magazines, friend...
he's fucking his sister's brains out, making incest babbies
Landon Garcia
Fucking Mark McGowan the cunt, we need a lynching my West Aussie bros.
>WA borders must remain open otherwise it'll be disastrous for the economy.
Fuck these cunts are dense as fuck, self iso and lock down for a month would be far less disastrous to the economy than fucking letting everyone getting it and going on for potentially years.
Post anime that you have watch during lock down. I start.
Nathaniel Collins
>No great war in 75 years. >An steady period of economical growth, technological and medical advancement as well as social change. >And then came the plague.
Estoy pensando en cómo escapar de la ciudad, y que aún no tengo suficiente comida enlatada.
Charles Anderson
Threadly Reminder that the CDC and American Government can not and WILL not protect you. They can't even tell the difference between corona and water, and you think this will be over in a few weeks? Fuck outta here. Hope you're prepared to become the bad guy to ensure your familys survival.
i once fucked a chick for around 10 hours one day, nutted in her idk how many times. we were tired the next day so only went for 4 lol. hopefully the sisterfucker slams all weekend
What sample size is good enough proof this works? This was 40. We need 100? 1000? 10k?
Aiden Murphy
Ok, a couple of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.
- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. It is hard to contain the numbers in a totalitarian state when people don't have much trust in authority. - Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't count those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think. - German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as thier capacities are not overhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems - Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not. - Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead - Latin countries and especially Itliagot hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries. - Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy. So at the moment when they went to Italia Italia was already infected far and wide. Other countries are lagging now 2 to 4 weeks behind italy as they were infected not in the same time as Italy. Better be prepared to the worst.
Virus is being blown up, deep state pushing draconian measures "muh its for your safety". Constantly logged behaviour, chipped, no more paper money etc etc
Look into the Rockefeller document and Event 201. This whole thing is a scenario, a script.
I really suggest watching if you get a chance, hard to do it justice.
someone PLEASE tell a middle class NEET that trumpbuxx are still happening. I really needed a side-arm and upgrades for my main. How will I survive the fortnite without a side-arm?
Fuck this, I'm going to the pub Tonight and try pick up a roastie. I want to get it before everyone else and while the hospitals aren't overwhelmed. I know it's not the smartest idea but I don't do well with confinement and plus, I'm a wage slave a work won't shut down for this. Never, not a chance.
Joseph Harris
>some guy on twitter said so then it must be true
You guys have been talking about this for a week now. If it was true, they would have started using it already. Go back to the Flat Earth convention.
>The next evening on March 12, the virus hit him full force >"The minute I woke up, I was drenched in a pool of sweat >I was shaking. I was so cold. My head was pounding >"It was the most incredible pain I've ever experienced >My body felt like I had been flattened
I just realized that we'll finally see whether or not modern crematoriums can keep up with 1940s era German engineering
Adam Thompson
>Was this one of the faggots from the FL gay pride event? He looks gay as fuck so that wouldn't surprise me. Hope he caught the Aids too. Just checked... yep... Winter Party Festival... a festival for faggots.
Xavier Green
So it's not happening
Lucas Ward
Stop spoiling the movie, this is the first time I have seen it.
Nolan Morris
>90% of the human population mentality
Owen Wilson
HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!
The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".
WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.
So Yas Forums, how much food and water do you have stocked up in terms of duration? I think I've got about 40 days worth of water and 30 of food if I just sit at home and do jack shit, and my county barely has any cases so I'll risk heading out tomorrow
just look at him, of course he's a faggot. look at the curves of his eyes and facial structure. No straight man with testosterone has a curved feature on his body, its either straight lines or angles. This faggot is gay and 100% on estro or S 0 1 milk
>"Fuck this, I'm going to the pub Tonight and try pick up a roastie. I want to get it before everyone else and while the hospitals aren't overwhelmed. I know it's not the smartest idea but I don't do well with confinement and plus, I'm a wage slave a work won't shut down for this. Never, not a chance."
Fuck, I know where this image comes from. You're a degenerate.
Jace Ross
Yeah righto, so are you inclined to believe this is a hoax and a government cover-up of sorts to tank the economy? The Rockefeller's are a bunch of cunts though, do you normally believe the shit they write? I know they have a lot of power but would you think they'd be behind this shit?
Adrian Flores
Just a flu bro, who cares about "The most incredible pain I've ever experienced," only boomers should be scared lol
Thomas Evans
HazMoot! xD
Cooper Gomez
He looks like the average Miami male.
Andrew King
what a fucking faggot, that's what men look like in canada? in any other part of the world they'd put a dress on him and throw him in the kitchen.
Landon Rivera
expect this in Italy within 2 weeks. They'll be SO desperate to round up sickies
This was 3 days ago, not even peer reviewed, will not accelerate the fda approval process. Mass deaths incoming leaf, id suggest you to stop the copypasta and start running.
Justin Roberts
Of course I am. And?
Anthony Carter
I ordered 3 apple trees, 3 plum trees, 2 jujube trees, and 1 quince tree from California. Just got the shipping notification 30 minutes after CNN reported on the california lockdown.
Can confirm, I'm hiding under the bed right now, he's a little to giving with the fore play, and she's all take but cold fishing it when it finally got to pound town. Will post audio, when I figure out his wifi password.
David Richardson
Families of confirmed cases must pay $150 to test themselves of coronavirus That's why we lead in testing
looks like something you'd see on that RuPaul show. Probably a crisis actor.
Oliver Sanchez
Clinton would have never halted air travel between the US and China for fear of insulting a, ahem, trusted trade partner. Instead various committees would have been formed to study the effects of the virus and fight racism.
Luis Walker
>Hope I get that retarded tonight you already are that retarded tonight and you're going to potentially kill someone. fuck off.
Lincoln Hernandez
Can't, and I think you can't too.
Luis Rogers
Weird fetish, dude.
Aaron Price
He probably already had it 1/2 the people there are immunocompromised, and just flew on planes back to infect the rest of the country God help us
Luke Ortiz
I swear you dumb americans need spooky imagery to get shit done
2-3 months of food, not much water but I live near a source and have filters. figure if water gets shut that is official bugout time.
Josiah Turner
Going out to a party knowing the risk of COVID-19, and then testing positive? You Canadians should simply do what North Korea did. Quarantine him, confirm a positive result, and then execute him immediately with two shots to the back of the head.
Yes it is peer reviewed and trump is fast tracking it though the fda right now
Thomas Myers
what did you pickaxe a wall and find a vein of sanitizer or some shit
Sebastian Kelly
Yeah, I hear ya. West Aussies are still denying the severity of this virus. I truely believe it'll be worse than the Spanish flu but hey. I have serious depression and huge amounts of injuries so in constant pain. Death from corona Chan can't be all that bad. If I get it, I'm taking a trip to the Asian and black suburbs to coof everywhere and touch everything
You gotta think creatively, I suppose. Gas stations were still fairly well stocked where I am if I recall correctly, and ramen was still available in my local grocery stores even while beans/rice were out
coronachan-sponsored concentration camps. You're allowed the privilege of "getting away from it all" and at no personal financial expense! Shelter and meals will be provided free-of-charge. What's that? Oh no no no user, pay no attention to the trench-digger in the back, is merely for...conversation starter!
This ain't China. We won't just quietly accept such treatment. People are already spreading the message that this pointless quarantine will last for months or even more than a year and either we rebel against it or we're going to end up as souless antmen like the Chinese. I would urge the rest of the world to do the same. I'll take the fucking virus and a boomer extermination over the complete loss of my basic freedoms and human dignity.
Jaxon Smith
>tfw well with borewater >tfw citrus trees >tfw months of oats, rice and beans stocked up, some frozen meat >tfw egg-laying chickens
Feels comfy lads
Jonathan Anderson
kratom. green maeng da
Owen Powell
About 2 months for both. I figure if shit remains that bad longer than that I'm going to have to bug out to my parents innawoods
Owen Sanders
Soap and water is actually way better
Kayden Diaz
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, meme intensifies
Lincoln Russell
that chinese woman quote >"I'd rather die than go to the containment camp."
Landon Hill
Those are all flu symptoms, not COVID symptoms.
Sebastian Sanders
A theory:
The chinks stole the weapon or were about to develop it themselves.
The US (meaning the US, UK, and Germany) seeing this, releases the vaccine virus (IE the weaker strain) domestically.
The US then (or China does so accidentally) releases the weaponized version in China.
The US has a record "flu" season and unknown coronaviruses are detected across labs in Canada as early as August, if I remember the post correctly. ...while China has literal millions die, are welding their people into their apartments, and are burning people alive.
The US says now "oh we cant test, even though we have tons of tests!" And they allow high profile people to get tested to show how widespread "the disease" is here.
However, the "disease" in the US is actually the vaccine... so the US must hide its true numbers of infected or the chinks will catch on. Imagine if 2 million people were tested in the US were tested and 1.5 million test positive, but there had only been 100 deaths? ...while the chinks have 100 mil infected and 10 million deaths?...the chinks would know...
So, for now, no you don't get tested. This will probably blow over with less than a million US deaths (and those deaths will be either the immunocompromised or the ones who unluckily were never exposed to the vaccine strain) and the US will come out ahead of China in the end.
The lockdowns and shutdowns in the US are just window dressing. Trump himself said this will just disappear... and has had to change his tune so as not to expose the truth.
This also explains the low german and UK death rate.
>guy in the back has to walk the emergency rations
Noah Johnson
>fun fact You dont need hand sanitizer. Good old soap is doing a fine job. Most hand sanitizers are a scam anyway and dont work half the time. Many have benzalkonium chloride instead of alcohol in them.
Blake Campbell
>wants virus over lock down >gets virus >won't be healthy enough to enjoy freedom >gets locked down in hospital
lol
Caleb Edwards
You have good tastes.
Isaiah Ramirez
dr campbell is a useless nigger who refuses to speak out against these draconian methods.
Landon Rivera
I'll add it to the growing amount of shit on corona Chan to catch up on.
Boo hoo cunt, want a tissue? Oh my bad shops are all out. I have alreadyIsolated myself for 4 weeks already and it's doing my head in so it's time for a beer and roastie.
What if the USA gets torn apart by it? Will it be lies? What if loads of videos and shit gets posted? Still lies? I'm not saying you're necessarily wrong, i do think the virus is a weapon, just released by accident not on purpose.
Also Russians are white!
Angel Hughes
>get stung by scorpion, paralyzed, and eaten by a dingo while a koala peels your face off so an abbo can use it as a mask whilst he buys petrol I'm good, thanks
Joseph Bailey
So was it confirmed that coronavirus came from bats? I remember reading that it didn't, but now apparently it actually is again. Was it damage control from the media or something?
My asshole is bleeding I noticed. I wonder if I have it.
Zachary Howard
I personally only think it's bug-out time when it's riot time - that is, when it's time for me to break out the sledgehammer and rack a slide. Problem is that people around me are too nice and country white, so I'll have to knock before busting the door down when it gets to that point
Ive been plotting the cases in my state with my dad, hes a doctor who worked with CDC and NIH, and what we are finding is that over 60% of the cases are younger people between 20=50. Even more the number of cases is increasing. It still fits the exponential curve but it has gone to doubling every 2.7days to 1.9 days now over the last week. Kinda scary
Ian Brown
Yo me transnoché con deberes lpqlp
Noah Smith
See I hadn't watched the whole thing myself yet actually; he's talking about the virus more in depth now. Really bad. Real real bad.
Julian Williams
Thank you, user!
Ian Ross
People are recovering just fine. This shit will traumatize you for life more than a fucking flu ever will.
Colton Bennett
Anons, my kids all got sick one after another but 1 week and 2 weeks apart. Fever (103), cough, congestion. I felt fine, never got sick. Still feel fine except a tiny bit phlegmy the past 2 days. Just coughed and there was a tiny bit of blood in there. I just want to say, this place has brought me so much happiness and laughter. Thank you anons. It has been an honor and a pleasure shitposting with you good people. See you on the other side. Godspeed
Cooper Green
The sample is 24 patients, in a 6 day test. Yeah, I don't think this paper changes much, even WHO is saying that HCQ isn't a proven treatment. The fda had to backtrack Trumps statement about HCQ. Aaaaand we are back at square 1
Kevin Mitchell
and you guys just hate Italy
John Allen
Imagine some people and governments are still taking tax and profit off this pandemic.
Michael Sullivan
what were they I was too busy lolling about the possibility that in the middle of this battlefield, a brother and sister have found true love and that as I type this they're clasped together with his dick pumping out load after babymaking load into her desperate womb
>it's not a bioweapon >it's from a bat >we eat bats >raw bats because cooking would destroy the virus >actually it's from a scaly anteater >we eat scaly anteaters >raw scaly anteaters because cooking would destroy the virus >actually the US Army gave it to us during the Army Games in Wuhan last year
Xavier Foster
I'm powering my Bitcoin mining rig off potatoes. When we get through this ima be in a potato powered Lamborghini, don't sweat me, y'all rabble now.
