>Prohibit MPs from voting in parliament when under the influence of alcohol Why? Sounds a bit nannyish, and the most based MPs are the most likely to be drunk. The ancient Persians used to get drunk before making any important decision, then review it the next day.
Kayden White
>UK population = 66.44 million >MPs = 650 >102,215 people per MP The UK is fucked. Even if your guys wins, the chances you'll ever be listened to is so damn astronomically low you might as well have not bothered voting at all. London should not have all this power. MPs who >lie in a public capacity >claim expenses on shit they shouldn't >profit from their office should be hanged.
But ultimately, the UK (England especially) needs to be subdivided up into smaller autonomous countries, each with their own sovereign parliaments.
Benjamin Kelly
speak for yourself, cunt
Luke Hill
like proportional represenation but with lots of countries? nothing would ever get done the government coudn't take control during times of crisis
who gives a shit? we have bigger problems, like the pandemic and impending collapse.
Lincoln Clark
This repurposing is literally what the Chinese communists did to traditional Chinese culture, such as it was. That was bad enough, but imagine the nerve it takes to try to destroy our cultural legacy. Traitor is too polite a word for these people.
fuck me my housemates are coofing it's over isn't it
Samuel Myers
matrix 4 spoilers
Jacob Ross
>Within a fortnight the UK government will advise anyone with a fever or a mild respiratory tract infection to self-isolate for seven days. Excellent, I fancy a week off work
Who's in agreement that Tom kerridge is a nonce then?
Christopher Brooks
>Within a fortnight we're going to look like italy in a fortnight. our numbers are around two weeks behind theirs. boris is an incompetent piece of shit.
Austin Thomas
Didn't he fuck your wife? No reason to run this smear campaign, just chin him.
They are deliberately letting it spread so it peaks in late spring/early summer, he admitted as much today. If they contain it now it will come back to bite us in the arse in the autumn when there will also be flu.
Jason Morgan
The ideal scenario would be to go to pre-Roman times where out continent was completely subdivided into regions who did not have anything to do with one another in times of crisis. If London is under attack and they want soldiers, then they’d better get their cheque books out first.
Anthony Harris
This is literally the virgin / chad meme
Eli Gomez
Sorry, I thought you were the "Tom Kerridge fucked my wife" poster from a few months ago, carry on then.
Camden Torres
here here lad
Samuel Perry
It's fine if you work in the civil service sector etc, companys aren't going to be able to pay everyones sick pay or fill in the manpower gap, and self employed wont be able to afford it full stop
Cooper Russell
wish i was fucking loaded
James Sanchez
Jesus you happeeninhfags are just desperately hanging on to any schizo bullcrap you can find, thre aren't even any sources, this is literally a nothingburger, everyone is panicking over THE FLU, just relax it will blow over just like ever other schizo end times prediction. Stop trying to scare people.
Jordan Clark
Why the fuck would you buy apocalypse food with LESS calories
>"ay boss *achoo* I think I gots me that Corona...i can come in, but y'know, it'll get around..."
Jose Walker
I don't think Tom kerridge is fucking anything mate. He's a toddler with gigantism. Anybody fucking him would be judged a nonce.
Joseph Martinez
>10 Try over 17 lmao
Brandon Edwards
tbf Boris said the government's efforts are focused on trying to "delay the peak until the summer", essentially declaring this to be at least a three month issue, by then, on current trends, it does look likely about 1/5 will get it.
Thomas Rivera
There was an user a few months ago who claimed Tom Kerridge had fucked his wife. It wouldn't surprise me, anybody can get get laid if they're famous. Mick Hucknall fucks supermodels, and he looks like a goblin with smallpox.
Wyatt Barnes
then it's decided - we need more immigrants. many, many more immigrants
Asher Rogers
Jim Jim Falls by Morrissey
At Jim Jim Falls I fall in love At Jim Jim Falls I fell up from Hell
If you're gonna jump then jump Don't think about it If you're gonna run home and cry Then don't waste my time If you're gonna kill yourself Then to save face Just kill yourself
At Jim Jim Falls I fooled and fell If I were you I'd stick to your own canoe
If you're gonna jump then jump Don't think about it If you're gonna run home and cry Then don't waste my time If you're gonna kill yourself Then to save face Get on with it
If you're gonna sing then sing Don't think about it If you're gonna live then live Don't go on about it If you're gonna kill yourself Then for God's sake...
If you're gonna sing then sing Just don't talk about it If you're gonna live then live Don't go on about it If you're gonna kill yourself Then for God's sake Just kill yourself
That's actually a good strategy since to fully delay it would tank our economy.
The NHS is fucked in the long run anyway.
> Tfw it will turn out it doesn't exhibit seasonality.
Oh fucking PLEASE I hate working for the council so fucking much.
Instead of scotland, england and wales fucking off, let's just insulate and isolate London into it's own city state like the vatican and then charge them fucktons for all the food water oil and infrastructure. Get their money without their rule. Fuck London.
Cooper Baker
lmao >1 in 5 will have a mild cold by the summer It makes sense why people are buying toilet paper, there's going to be a lot of runny noses, must be the end of the world lel
Cameron Walker
I'm also speaking on your behalf because I know you feel unrepresented too. That’s unless you’re so you’re happy to let child rape gangs and terrorism be the price you pay for privately educated, souf pedo beaurocrats to run your affairs?
Andrew Allen
At least kerridge cooks decent looking food. Leagues above any bollocks hucknell has done.
>I know you feel unrepresented too I'm a Durham lad and our based autist Cumboi is de-facto in charge of the country. I'm living vicariously through him.
Less than a third of MPs went to private school, but you keep that chip on your shoulder
Luke Sanchez
>Tfw it will turn out it doesn't exhibit seasonality. it's going to be endemic and it will hit "survivors" harder and harder each time it appears. good luck surviving when you already have lung scarring and kidney/liver damage from your first attack.
Grayson Gonzalez
it's a nice new song. going to see him on saturday youtube.com/watch?v=2cB93OUF_sA hopefully he wears one of these nice tracky tops
Honestly if the reinfection thing is true it's just over. It's just straight over.
> Is there literally any reason to believe mudslimes are more vulnerable?
Because if so I'm glad.
Robert Price
me too lad, i'm gonna grab it if he throws it into the audience - believe me i'll grab it
Isaac Allen
Fake news fear mongering, you only believe the msm when it suits you're perverse fantasies
Jonathan Gray
privately educated includes >private school >home school >grammar school and even were you correct with that 1/3rd, the fact is that a good majority of about +90% of us don't, can't and won't go to private schools those who run this country should come out of the education system the rest of us paid for & suffered through if they come out as double-digit IQ retards, then that's your previous government's fault for only giving a shit about the schools they intend on sending their kids too Personally, I’d put a 100% private school tuition tax on all education, so that if your parents send you off to get properly educated, then guess what, they’re going to pay for some charity case’s kid to go too; and if they don’t like it, there’s always free public education
Benjamin Miller
I do not know I am from the norf, lad Hello
Kevin Jones
Nigger you're the one declaring that a virus with a 3.6% mortality rate infecting 20% of the population is a nothingburger.
Connor King
i've got seating tickets because i'm a boring old fart
