/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1739

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Why do you keep posting that guy? He has absolutely no clue what he is talking about and sounds like vox when they argued about skittles.

Regional distribution of Swiss cases.

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PLEASE DON'T SAY THE P WORD

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its more like this:
I have a massive silo of marbles that can change color. if I only grab 2000 marbles from the top of the silo and count which ones are red, then I know how many of the ones I picked are red. I still have no idea how many are red in the whole silo, and the number of red ones currently in the silo increase at a rate of 6 new red marbles for every red marble that existed 14 days ago

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Italy, inside of a mall on Sunday morning, in Campania they are not closed

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Australia is waaay more fucked than they're letting on. I hate it so much. Ambulances going up and down West End all hours of the day.

I wouldn't worry about it

Please don't get too cocky Germanbros, I don't want everyone at /cvg/ to laugh at us when we get our first death

This guy's level of cope is legendary. He was desperately painting Corona-chan as liberal conspiracy. When it become obvious that Corona-chan is real, he slanders the libs of wanting people to die from Corona-chan. Warning people of something is the opposite of wanting people to die of that something.

>As seen on pleb
This terrifies me because it's assuming that what we know about reinfection etc. isn't a thing, and the real doubling rate is probably 3-4 days not 7 days.

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The age of man is over. Now is the time to panic. You are all going to die.

How you lads holding out?

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What cities will be quarantined next week?

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>but somehow we never got to see a single interview from one of the infected or their families
nytimes.com/2020/03/04/us/coronavirus-recovery.html
nbcchicago.com/news/local/fifth-person-to-test-positive-for-coronavirus-in-illinois-speaks-out-from-hospital-bed/2232080/
merkur.de/lokales/starnberg/coronavirus-bayern-covid19-stockdorf-bier-virus-1-radio-interview-webasto-zr-13564866.html
rbb24.de/panorama/thema/2020/coronavirus/beitraege/coronavirus-infizierter-berlin-kollege-interview-husten-grossraumbuero-kritik-senat.html
spiegel.de/wissenschaft/medizin/coronavirus-interview-mit-infiziertem-oberarzt-der-pathologie-tuebingen-a-5a222ff0-8646-4301-b1bd-3168ac8b17f7

Lol. You made me laugh

PREP CHECK

State the following:
1. How many lbs of rice do you have?
2. How many lbs of beans do you have?
3. How much toilet paper do you have?

You will be judged based on your answers.

Health Minister of Germany, Jens Spahn, is part of the BILDERBERGER GROUP.

NRW is Lost.
Coronavirus a Deep State Attack on Humanity.

He's right actually, but also he's a retard that doesn't understand exponential growth.

this

Mike Pence will be President very soon.

Eat shit and die pls

WHY IS IT SLOWING DOWN IN IRAN AND SK?
REEEEEEEEEEE

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Sydney and Melbourne are. Take refuge in a small outback town while you still can Ausbro.

help

DC

turkey would get new cases in a week

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So guys. Should I leave school until we find a solution? I’m serious

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finance sharks just make a little profit of the panic, but in two weeks or so, when everyone realizes that the virus is just nothinburger, markets and the everyday life will be just like before

If I were an amateur movie maker this would be a once in a lifetime chance to film scenes at no cost.

Despite a promising start singapore has been unable to catch up and their hopes of even participating in the corona cup has been dashed at the moment. Could they possibly catch up?

Stay safe user. Has the panic buying stopped yet? All that worry about empty shelves in the supermarket but the supply chain behind it is even more critical.

10kg of rice
10kg of beans
10kg of pasta
5 rolls of toilet paper, really should get more

my life has changed so much in so little time...

É il Campania?

all the 3rd world trash nations are fucked celebrate in being part of the rich nation club.

I have 3 turds in my toilet. If I dont count them, they dont exist. When I count them, they do. This isnt goddamn Schrodinger's box you dumb cunt.

That would suck so hard
>you're good to go
>nevermind

ok ahmed

My fear in the US is you have a lot of female and nigger nurses. The stress this is going to put on them and not following all safety measures will fucking doom the boomers.
Quitting my lab job at a hospital couple years ago to relax and neet it up for awhile probably saved my life.

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Alex put a new video last night

banned.video/watch?id=5e64158ce6a8ff004a4dfcc4

>everyone must enter through the same door at work because of Corona virus
>hey maybe they will screen us at the entrance for fever and symptoms
>lol we installed 4 fucking hand sanitizer dispensers please them accordingly
What in the flying fuck?

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More like a football stadium full of marbles. Eight new marbles at 14 days.
Otherwise nice post user

>plenty
>plenty
>i have baby wipes too, enjoy your ass diseases

Oh, I'm going to die alright, if not soon then a few decades in the future. But in the meantime I'll have my fun.

statisticians got infected

>corona virus, skin care
i hate women so god damn much

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Can someone put her in a hazmat? She'll be my avatar for the upcoming apocalypse.

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Does anyone have those videos of chinks chimping out and screaming across the neighbourhood from their apartment buildings? I'd really appreciate it if someone could post, because i need it to make my family prep.

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1 lb of rice
no beans
36 rolls

Gonna cripple all the young and have us dependent on government medicines for the rest of our lives till our immune system gives out

top kek, is there anyone taking bets on corona virus?

th-thanks

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it's not

*Mehmet
Ahmed is for Britbongs

The people in charge of counting got Corona-chan.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3jH6iYrnw

Che que onda, ayer todo Clarín estaba publicando la primera muerte por corona y ahora prácticamente es todo Boca ganó nose que cosa.

>1st
>implying you've not being losing boomers left and right but your communist fuhrer put a lid on all information

Perhaps if you all get culled, you will stop betraying and killing europeans, as you have been for the last 2 millennia. This is a blessing in disguise.

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>1. How many lbs of rice do you have?
0. That's for chinks.

>2. How many lbs of beans do you have?
0. That's for Mexicans.

I only eat meat.

>3. How much toilet paper do you have?
Enough for a week. I have a bidet anyway.

they were told to do something by their owners, but the idea of expending effort burns normies like holy water
so that is the compromise they made

Spain 589 now

ETERNAL BOOMER BILL

Can a friendly user link me the event 201 breakdown from the based aussie who wrote it up

Melbourne is fine, it's spread out like a Thai hooker - Syd has all the community love and diversity.

Comfy with my set of filters and mask, limited food space though so I don't have the cvg recommended 6 trillion cans of deenz

Request one, leave one

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>Bought masks when they're fucking cheap

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are there less people out than usually?

¿Por qué contenerlo?

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When should I get out of london? This week? Next week?

>somehow we never got to see a single interview from one of the infected or their families.

youtube.com/watch?v=TAafDOqfN3M

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Thanks, user. Stay safe.

>this is world war 4
When was ww3?

I'm sweet. Moved from West End to the suburbs in December because of this. Taking supplies to my parents that live with my younger siblings nearby. We've all got masks and months of food so we'll be okay.

I cant believe I was touring 5 months ago.

Based Laotian

Any confirmed yet?

Why for fucks sake would he say it's meant to take down Trump when Trump is doing every last thing he can to cover up the outbreak and deny its severity.

Super comfy lad, how're you doing?

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I have it already, worried about the reinfection stuff

Help.

Can't believe Melbournes arrogance. That festival then the womens cricket final at the mcg.

stay in london and get us some 28 days later tier shots from the empty streets

How conveniently timed, no? They knew about it for a week, and they only told us a few hours before the football final.

Think this crisis would truly make the US think about how fucked their healthcare infrastucuture is?
Imagine someone's parents or grandparents dying to this and then they realize how rotten it is?

Spamming that shit every thread won't make it true Klaus

That's what you get for switching sides, you filthy traitors.

>living in London at all
I don't know what you expect me to say

pretty well stocked now, 1 of 3 cabinets like this..

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It's more like this
You're fucked because airborne aids can lurk wherever you go