/smg/ - Stock Market General

a toast to bullbros edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=NwzaxUF0k18
whitehouse.gov/live/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

OIL STOCKS GOING TO MOON

buy oil before its too late frens

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Is SPXU going to reach $25+ when the economy reopens?

Once again,set a stop loss bears.
It's not coming back.
Don't lose everything over this shit.

incoming 500b-1tr more spending this week

They want to expand small business loan and dems won't pass it without additional spending tacked on. Will balloon up by the end of the week and pass.

hahaha blood dividends go pew pew

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>tsla up 4% postmarket
BASED ELON

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Buy a 3x financial bull tomorrow at open and close your position at EOD don't be a retard. Make easy money

The answer is either yes or no.

CHK performing a 200 ta 1 r/s LMAO
It was the first stock I ever owned :o

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did mnuchin really just say "we don't want to run out of money"
top kek

RTX bro?

pelosi and schumer will buckle again as they just look like greedy kikes trying to eat the children of small business employees and owners

Today was a good day
Damn I feel good

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CRAMER GAVE BUY ON RTX

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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more money transferring from bears to bulls

someone in here was saying he was waiting for 200 to cover LMAO.

JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG

RIP VIX

Where's that CHK shill from last week? That's one way to offload those bags I suppose!

PEAK DELUSION! KEEP BUYING!
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE!
WE ARE RETURNING TO NORMAL!

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>Trump said our economy would resurrect for Easter
>what a idiot
*checks stocks that actually matter*

I am become death destroyer of worlds
ummmm no STILL A BEAR hahaha

>Mnuchin awkwardly shuffles away from podium

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dead bear float about to hit you hard

Does that actually effect price?

TRUMP REFERENCED THE STOCK MARKET
WE GOING DOWN BOYS

Are May 29th XOM calls the move?

is Mnuchin the most powerful cabinet member?

Examples?

What do I gamble 25k on tomorrow at open? I’m sick of collecting tiny gains on crab days.

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Do you have any other iterations of this meme? I want to add to my folder. Also, I am an RTX bro

they'll fall again soon

>A DECADE FOR BULLS
>1 MONTH FOR BEARS
why are you doing this to yourselves bobo

Not a bear, I'm going to ride this to the top and dump on fools.

especially over the past few months yes

>soon™
fuck off

probably, he's well respected in the boomer world

but who knows, i'm already holding it and probably selling it tomorrow anyway

FAS

The time is 4:52pm. I am eating a slice of pumpkin pie... for breakfast.

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Shit I wanted to watch that but I was watching Trump, what did he say

OILCHADS RISE UP

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When to go all-in on SQQQ? Tomorrow?

Is our old friend MTNB making a comeback?

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>Had adjusted gross income under certain limits.
Does $0 count?

Too late to buy a call tomorrow?

>"THE PRESIDENT CAN DO WHAT THE PRESIDENT CAN DO"

Jesus Christ, how do the futures not tank 200 from the sheer stupidity of that line he delivered. Also fuck Tesla, this is ridiculous. It is destroying my SQQQ after hours, holy fuck wth going sub-15 now. Everything else has to be going down after hours except Tesla considering my stack decreased only like 20 dollars when I got 200 shares sitting there of it.

Correction, back to normal value despite -30 cents after close on SQQQ. Means...I should be down 60 dollars from SQQQ. Tesla is the outlier here, it is gonna sell off tomorrow.

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sweaty it's 6:55PM where it matters

November when Biden is elected.

>SQQQ all time low
LMAO THIS FUCKING CLOWN MARKET

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>Africans in America dying
>Free money being given by the gov
>Landlords btfo
>Ghost small businesses going under
>Colleges and universities closed
>People staying the fuck away from everything
>Traffic gone
>Market pumping
Is Coronachan unequivocally the most based happening?

#
“Income share agreements”
Are what you’re looking for. Similar to how private debt is valued and priced based on ability to repay, students have better loan options for higher grades, scores, Choice of field, etc

>THE PRESIDENT CAN DO WHAT THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO DO
bears are fucked

just think about it and come to your own conclusion, brainlet

Is it possible to reopen the economy on May 1st?
>I don't wanna say that. You'll hear more about that in the comings days.
Bullish?

COPE BOBO

bulls have reigned for the last 4 hours

correction when?

Never buddy, don't join me and the rest of sqqqlders with our bags of despair. We got tricked into buying this forsaken vehicle and it's on a 1 way voyage.

OIL

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Apparently the fastest growth in 100 years will do that to a 3x leveraged fund.

>Biden would be bad for markets
Lmao he’d be bad for a lot of things, but not the stock market. What would happen if all tarriffs and barriers you trade were removed

a-any sqqq chads?

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oil isn't moving at all though and still dumping
?????????????

Yeah and oil STOCKS aren't doing anything but mooning, because they know that production cuts are coming and countries will start to open up soon.

IT'S TOTAL

>THE AUTHORITY OF THE PRESIDENT IS TOTAL
>THEY WILL AGREE

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TOTAL AUTHORITY
TOTAL

why are you looking at oil stocks lmao

Fucking love oil

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Friendly reminder that:
>we are mere days away from China announcing whether true or no that they are 100% getting factories booted up
>Two weeks away from Europe opening up economy to industry, six weeks for commerce
>Trump is going to announce Tuesday night that we are going live May 1st

>Everyones theme song in a month
youtube.com/watch?v=NwzaxUF0k18

F

Why did I fall for the tanker meme
Down 500 bucks right now. Cut and run to Haliburton calls, or sit and try and recoup some losses

lol

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sqqq fags, move into spxu instead

link to what you guys are watching?

Why is trump going full retard at the podium

>THE CUPBOARDS WERE BARE
What children's story is this from again?

is this your first day here
whitehouse.gov/live/

isnt that normal?

why? should i cut my 40% sqqq loss?

i bet this isn't real, but i believe it is something he would say.

>leveraged wager AGAINST MSFT aapl goog NFLX FB PepsiCo
Kek no thanks.
I’ll stick with RWM.

>Civil war
Sleepy Joe can tell, he was there.

goign to be a good green night

I lost 8k today

> I AM THE SENATE

Because sqqq is betting against tech you mong

>we're gonna make sure the market functions normally

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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forgot

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I'm gonna drive down from cow bay and beat your ass

>RTX is the new meme getting spammed

what price should i short RTX at?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>he bet against the greatest country, the greatest economy and the greatest president of ALL TIME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

would work better as a meme if reversed desu

Youve posted this before and its gay af buddy.

HahahahahHahahaha fucking COPE

Trump is basically like "i'm trying to help but the democrats keep fucking me over with my hands tied" lmao

ENOUGH

I still have no idea how Americans haven't collectively cringed themselves out of existence watching the president they've elected deliver speeches

> enough

based trump owns another shill

Do you really think half a dozen autists with a collective $8k in the market are moving the price of a multibillion dollar company

If you think there will be a big sudden opening on May 1st you are retarded lol

>It is destroying my SQQQ after hours, holy fuck wth going sub-15 now.
I don't believe you even have SQQQ. You're just trying fishing for (you)s.

Not even mad.

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TOTAL
YES IT IS

PHASE IV STEVE. PHASE IV. COME ON, STEVE.

>who told you the president has total authority?
ENOUGH. PLEASE.

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>you know why? do you know why? because i don't have to. next question.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

lol libs take what trump says SO literally

$35

i still can't believe other countries pay so much attention to the u.s...... it's like they talk shit on the u.s. but then immigrate here.. why?? why do people talk shit on the u.s. but yet immigrate here?/

pull your head out of your ass you lame ass fuck

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I'm surprised I didn't cringe out of existence after reading your post

Listen to this guy: You need to reverse the video somehow. Use some editor or whatever. It will have 10x the impact

Dont worry. Another great orator will be elected in November. Can't wait for the debates

> AMD futures still pumping

I don't know why that is, but I like it.

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>o-o-o-okie doke
>fool me once shame on you, fool me twice we’ll just don’t fool me
>depends on what your definition of “is” is

Our last three presidents were not much better.

Are you retarded? How do you not get this?

The presidents mental abilities and proclivity for nonsense are not new.

Not new = PRICED IN

The consequences will never be the same.

>does the executive of the federal government have the authority to lift a federal order

lmao

lose weight