Muh puts

>muh puts
>muh calls
Why don't you just say you're going long or short instead of trying to sound smart

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what are puts, calls, short, long?

they do it because of the same reason Jews speak Yidish, it's so so that less people would understand

thank you i was wondering what those faggots were on about

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you guys are all joking right

retard shitcoiners

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It's probably normies interested in the market now, you boomer geriatric fuck.

>long
>short
why don't you just say you're buying or selling instead of trying to sound smart
>leverage
why don't you just say you're taking out a loan to buy more?

Because you can long puts and short calls.

short means you're selling, long means you're buying, puts and calls are two different types of options contracts, a call option is a contract between you and the writer of the contract that gives you the right to buy a certain asset at a predetermined price in the future, it's a bet that the price of the asset will go up, options writers make money buy selling you that right to buy for a fee (called the premium), for example oil costs piss right now, but if you expect the price of oil to go up then you would buy call options on oil, when the contract expires you get to buy oil from the writer of the contract for old piss price and sell on the open market for the high price, a call option is a contract that gives you the right to buy low from a counterparty and sell high on the open market, that's not usually how options are actually settled but you could settle them this way if you want, a put is the same thing but it lets you sell high and buy low instead, it's a bet that the price will go down in the future, note that options contracts merely give you the right to buy or sell, they do not oblige you to sell, similar contracts that create an obligation to buy or sell are called futures or forward contracts

and this as well

>muh buys
>muh sells
Why don't you just say you're doing a stock market instead of trying to sound smart.

because all the newfags are plebbitors from wallstreetbets
this is also true, by having a complicated system others will think it requires skill

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Money line go up
Buy calls

There's a difference between selling and short selling, retard

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thanks user, that was helpful

and now in english doc

>muh long
>muh short
Why don't you say you're betting on or against instead of trying to sound smart

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Investopedia.

okay okay you borrow then sell

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM ONE OF THOSE PROFESSIONALS YOU SEE ON WSB

because its not exacly the same, dumbass.

It's not the lingo on reddit

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also, i m not gonna educate you shit coiners on finance, you retards can stay retarded.

because it sucks to keep saying take out a loan to buy instead of leverage

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I fucking hate it when I ask what are calls and puts and these boomer niggers start giving me the investopedia copy paste about calls giving you a right to buy a certain asset at some point in time and blablabla nigger give me the fucking variables on when it will make me money and how much and when it will dump by and how much so I can calculate the percentages. Like how the fuck can you make 700% gainz when it rises just 10% like wtf is that all about you fucking boomer niggers.

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hey bro, I was like you
so first, read those things and over time the language will start to settle in
read about the greeks
next, just go fucking buy one and see what happens
it all starts to click then
then you can go watch khan academy videos and the language will be a little more familiar

and remember, bankroll management is more important than anything - you can literally just buy randomly and hope for the best, as long as you don't fuck up your bankroll

enjoy working at mc d forever with that attitude, nigger.

it's the same thing in any profession by the way
becoming proficient at something pretty much means learning the language
I learned that in community college business 101
you're welcome

Call=go long
Put=go short

>muh stock market
Why not just say ‘gambling’ instead of trying to sound smart?

read
Fucking Christ. I know you're not trolling, you're just regular dumb.

crypto is gambling, the stock market is not gambling if u know what u are doing.

It's not the same thing at all. You bet on price direction but not with the same tool, a bus or a train will both lead you to the destination you want but they're not the same thing.

Ok that's retarded, holding crypto for long periods of time results in almost certain gains, much like the stock market

Because buying or selling an option is not going long or short.

you are a moron if you think it's not speculative because of that reason. also that claim isnt true, shit coins are extremely volatile and many go to shit.

>people ITT trying to act smart but have no idea what they're talking about

Depends, long term stock holds you could probably argue isn’t gambling, day trading against algorithms most definately is.

Not true tho retard
You can be short a call and long a put

based

>these boomer niggers confuse me with their blablabla
>is confused by calls and puts

unironically read a book so you can work out what few brain cells you have nigger

Because there's a spectrum to puts and calls about as wide as the autism of this thread.