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livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
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market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
Previously on/smg/:
can we please make these threads bigger? The moment I type something longer than 2 sentences there is a new fucking thread.
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>Why are investors so divided on Tesla stock? It seems like if you are "a super schooled and fundamentals investor" then it's "not cool" to tell your peers you have Tesla, even though Tesla BTFO shorters on a regular basis. They seem to shout "muh numbers, muh sales figures", but Tesla is a future based company. The way I see it is, I don't give two shit about late delivries, sales figures, or almost any balence sheet. The fact is they are like Amazon. Basically a long snake taking a long route around an entire future industry and sure, they maybe will barely break even during that time, but Amazon is basically in control on online retail now. If anything I think the covid delays are great for Tesla. It's a free pass to say "we are going to be late delivering the new model" which people would've already been fine with. Not that I even care about what model currently roles out. Tesla stock is about hitting 1k within the next 5 years. I get that it's overvalued at the moment, but it is priced forward. You don't invest in Tesla because you like it's sales numbers today. Am I retarded?
I’m all in 4/17s and 5/15s puts, how fucked am I ? Wtf is gonna happen tomorrow
>80 threads going
>79 are memecoin threads with 0 posting volume
>1 /smg/ boxcar thread with everyone crammed into it
>R0 of the virus is 3
Puts on /smg/, we're beer flu central
told u guys the urban youths were gonna get it
>not an anime edition
Bad luck.
I'm only preparing you for tomorrow user
Other thread is bad. I'm moving over here.
this thread...
Buy RTX
I'm unironically bullish short term, I think that we'll see 2700 before we'll see 2000 SPY.
Holy shit Boris Johnson is gonna die
BOJO, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OK BOJO?
When does oil open?
I have USO calls from last week that are profitable now, yet expire over the next week or two. Should I still hold or take profit? Oil seems so uncertain at the moment
Bojo is past the 10 day mark since positive. He's highly likely to be fine.
Boris Johnson is in hospital holy fuck
He was just hospitalized and the 10 day mark is when you go downhill
He's highly likely to have pneumonia
>herd immunity
>get admitted to hospital with corona
>ever seeing the light of day again
Pick one
lmao you're gonna get bogged tomorrow
Oil is going to dip again Monday since Saudi Arabia delayed their meeting with Russia.
Can I ask you guys something.
Why do you load up SQQQ rather than shorting QQQ directly?
Is that a meme thing or did you do math/analysis
Is Boris dying from Corona priced in?
try shorting something with 3x margin and let me know how that works out for you
SQQQ is a 3x leveraged short position compared to shorting QQQ directly.
limit up odds by open?
An hour and ten minutes from now same as the rest of futures.
low
I'm too poor and too canadian for options
so how to short UK
In your fuckin dreams mumu
russia/saudi calling off opec meeting, boris in hospital, fauci saying that deaths are going to skyrocket this week.
Limit down if anything made sense but the market is so god damned irrational lately that it's just random.
Do you know of any catalyst for such an event?
Okay, so if I understand: it's done in cases where you are Dead Nuts Certain that QQQ will drop, and then it improves the gain. Right? If you are less certain, or if you need to buy back afterhours (to cover a failed short) then directly shorting QQQ might be more appropriate, right?
Boris Johnson's fucking dead
Holy fuck imagine trusting anything that the Ruskies or Saudis say lmao. You idiots deserve nothing but poverty
Only one: brrrrrrr
Bear Monday, Bull Thursday
Was there a conference today?
I head fauci on face the nation, sounds very hoarse.
Sure, leveraged ETFs also have a decay component so that's another thing to consider.
Yeah but here's the kicker: SQQq is up 30% over 3 months, QQq is down 20%. Shouldn't SQQq be up 60% in that case?
PREPARE FOR THE CRASH FRIENDS. Another big wave is coming, grab some 1-3 month out at the money options and you'll win big.
I' dont trade options either. I don't have the patience.
thanks frens. Nice dubs.
To the second point, it probably re-equilibrates on different timeframes or whatever that's called (forgot the term). But yeah I'm not surprised when actual mileage varies basically.
Also, what’s the aftermarket like for collectible bobble heads?
Any better than magic cards?
>he hasn’t met señor crab
Leveraged ETFs usually don't track more accurately than at the day level. They're usually not meant to be held for longer than that. Think 3 breakers are about to trigger? Go balls deep SQQQ, but you're selling the next morning.
literally 100% chance of green open
This But oil will be blood red.
Only Rins bisexual ass can save us now
I would love to say its zero and both market and oil go down but we live in a clown world now
If oil goes up I will give up trading for the next month.
Then my way of thinking is just not applicable right now.
I might as well gamble.
señor crab can suck my big fat noodle
>bullcucks in this much denial
making it so much better. dick is hard now
Trump said he's considering forming a new corona committee to get business back on track. The rumor alone guarantees the market will moon. It's of course going to fall when he announces concretely what's going to happen.
>rin
>bisexual
>oppai
>a legendary hero
What the fuck did I miss since UBW??
She was a super prude stuck up tsun bitch, last I checked. With a very modest bust.
Even a crab cannot withstand this amount of crushing debt.
listen mumu, if you want to make my puts cheaper... bUy ThE DiP. but we have prime ministers admitted to the fucking hospital because of this memevirus
California is going to roll out antibody tests to see if people who didn't even know they caught corona have enough resistance against the virus to work. Probably the most viable method of things going back to 'normal' other than somehow having a vaccine approved in under 16 months.
i'm sorry but your efforts are in vain
She was having a threesome with Saber in the VN from day one
As far as I can remember the VAs refused to speak that text.
Where do you think these memes come from?
Oh nooooo, how will the world work without useless leeches!
Not the hecking politiciarinos!
Protip: it's literally just the flu bro.
How is borris going to address the country if he has a fucking tube down his throat?