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BULLS WIN AGAIN!
cunny
Bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
YAY WE DID IT! WE SAVED THE ECONOMY!
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!
Fair enough. Thing is almost nobody holds until expiration so it doesn't really matter what happens at that time. The trick is if you think the price will go up you buy calls then sell them when the underlying's target price has been reached. Same for puts. Like say SPY is right now at 248 and you think it's going to 260 by this time next month. You buy a call that expires after that and when SPY hits that 260 you sell. Doesn't matter if it happens tomorrow or next week, it hits your target and you sell. Don't calculate your options on the basis of perceived "value", figure out if the strike price is low enough to make it realistic and if the expiration date is far enough out to be realistic. So a SPY put for 150 that expires in 3 days is shit. But a SPY put for 230 that expires in a week might be great if you think that's realistic. Think of the option as leverage. Multiply the underlying price by the delta and divide that by the price of the option to get the effective leverage. If you like what you see then dig in. That's option trading
Oil is almost at 29 a barrel. Holy shit.
What if it's the Chinks buying the SPY
everything in life is a gamble bro
idk have u watched the news lmao
these texas and oklahoma geriatrics at this oil circlejerk are gonna catch the kung flu aren't they, is this priced in?
based
REMEMBER LONG HODL CHADS THAT DAILY UPPY DOWNIES DON'T MATTER
ALL THE MATTERS IS V A L U E
buy RTX
is the recession over
did we finally do it lads? did we save the economy?
>open short positions at beginning of day
>markets tank as a result
>close short positions at end of day
>markets pump as a result
It's all very simple really.
>Russia can break even at 30$ in oil while Saudis have to break at 80 by the end of the year
Wat? Saudi Arabia cuts even at a way lower number than the Russians. Probably low teens.
>80
Lmao. Canada breaks even at fucking 75$ or so.
What are you smoking?
>virtually no diversification at all, literally relies on high oil prices to keep welfare from collapsing
Pretty much. Same for Russia. But SA can break even way lower and has less people. So it isnt in deep shit immediately.
B&R
thank goodness trump is here to ramble at the camera for the final minutes of trading. great footage bloomberg
Euro poor here, are Burger markets closed now?
India 2547 (+478 today)
It's ogre
lmao Jerome going all out to finish above 21k for the weekend
What a pathetic pump lmao
yes burger markets are sleeping
this is why i never sell for a loss
simple as
You're right, but if you're day trading those uppie downies are pure tendie fuel.
No escape from the Crab ever. Holy shit.
Why are we overreacting to a stupid fucking cold?
just barely hung on to 21k bullkeks
yes, see you monday
>i have to go back to work next week
t-thanks boss haha really didn't enjoy being a stinky NEET
DIAMOND SUPPORT AT
*looks at ticker*
21,055.44
YOUR POMP FAILED JEROMEEEE
AHHHHH, I lost $50!
jerome has turned me into a perma bear doomer. i don't want money any more, i'll fucking lose it all if i have to. i want this market to crash and burn
Today I said fuck it and did the opposite of what I would rationally do. It was my first green eod all week.
And wallah! Just like that, the Dow will never fall below 21000 again!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU TOO, JEROME
Fuck UBER
Fuck LYFT
Fuck DAL
Short
P
Y
Long
C
I
WHERES THE REFR NIGGER THIS SHIT BETTER MOON
yes. week ended nice and red. blood bath continues after OPEC talks fall through
(((media))) influence
>4M volume in the last minute
>literally at most a 25 cent spread
Holy fuck the crabs are too strong. Over 10M volume in 5 minutes also, and at most a 50 cent spread.
yeah that's cool but have you considered dude oil lmao?
didnt this retard say he was going to stop posting about sars-cov2 yesterday
kek
-1,5%
ITS NOT ENOUGH MY SQQQ WILL NEVER BE GREEN LIKE THIS
SELL MORE!
>only walmart green for me
wtf jerome
SEETHING
>tfw no 2d wife
WILL VIX EVER SPIKE IM LOSING SO MUCH MONEY HOLY SHIT
Welp, pack it in boys. Another week to the bears.
Let’s shoot for sub 20k next week.
I definitely see it as a nice pickup, but I'm personally very bearish on consumer air demand for the next 3 years, look at how long it took delta to come back after the crash in 08, not to mention the virus. They will take on a lot of debt, keeping planes maintained costs a lot of money. New planes will not be ordered for a while, and seeing as Pratt and Collins will be 60%+ of RTX's revenue I see a further leg down before upside. In 10 years they will be higher, but lower on the next 6-12 months
As always, long BAM and NEE
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .95% today, not great not terrible. Had some holds perform disproportionately poorly, put spreads continue to perk up, caught the last 15 mins on volume profile with spxl, entered C small style for the bolly-bolly (keeping cash on hand for the double/triple down in necessary next week). All in all a fun enough day, if not truly exciting.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Vancouver, British Columbia!
very nice and steady decline i like that.
QUICK ITS THE WEEKEND DURING A PLAGUE IN A TIME OF EXTREME UNCERTAINTY OF BAD NEWS MAYHEM AND MASS DEATH
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY DONT MISS OUT
Well folks there it is, this week was post-panic
this is the new norm
meme pumps and end of day OOOOOOOs accumulating in a -2.5% week
this is what we'll have for the next 18 months
Oil chads you there?
Are oil stocks going to keep dumping? There seems to be no demand for a while. Id like to get a nice stack of different ones. Im thinking...
>BP
>RDS.B
>CVX
As the ones im going for with a nice juicy dividend. Any smaller ones worth buying? I know some said CLR was doing ok.
i actually made a lot of money on USO today. Thanks to whatever user it was that said to get in at when it was at 4. I got out today on a limit sell @ 6.00
WHY IS THERE NOTHING RED ENOUGH TO BUY OR GREEN ENOUGH TO SELL??!?!?!!!?!
FUCK IT IM GETTING MORE DRV AND SRTY!!!
>tfw no hibikigf
>tfw not fit enough for ayakagf for zinagf
The US isn't going to cut production, and the saudis are going to tell the world to get fucked and enjoy their $5 Oil
Shut up faggot boomer
THIS
ZOOMERS ARE USELESS TRASH
>this week was post-panic
hahahahaha...
Time to load up on 3x index inverse ETFs in after-hours. Monday's going to be blood-red. DOW 20,000 EOD.
i'm up like 3% YTD but as of last week I was down, so at least i'm recovering. Good luck to you next week - I hope you bought UCO
he sounds angry
did he not buy the dip?
shes so fit...
I'm about to go for a run, I want to get fit too...
and we're back to our regularly scheduled program
And yet oil is going to Jupiter as we speak. This market is absolutely ridiculous.
Smart cookie. I'm in USO at 4 and I have a OCO for it, 6.75 limit to sell with $5 stop loss. 60 day order so we'll see what happens.
just grabbed 17 more shares of SPXS after the pump kek
>Vegas/Cruise lines
Give me one good reason to not make my portfolio 100% made up of these assets
C, huh?
I want to buy some more stuff to even out my SRTY and DRV. But I like BAC and JPM generally more than C and WFC
Up 8% today.
Also
>Walking around Vancouver
Imagine wishing for Wu flu
The S&P closed like 8 points from last Friday. Nothing is moving whatsoever.
>this is just the flu bro
>we can't let this hurt the economy. it's time to reopen everything and end the quarantine
>if less than 200k die then that's a success
U mean the pump of a lifetime in 10 mins?
what is this pattern called
If this rumored deal falls through then it will crater oil. Risk to reward is just not there for me. It will either moon or dump biblically. Go with only the big names, you have the good ones there, stick to them only.
The monday tank
the CLACK CLACK CLACK
inverse head and shoulders/batman
yay i gained $1.45
i know it's not a lot to you guys but its cool to end my first day of investing positive (has it ended even? says markets are closed)
>th-they’re just not recording the deaths!
Lol ok retard. Hospitals are empty, too. Nobody is dying from this shit.
Based.
APA, MRO if they survive.
no I mean that the dead cat has bounced and will crater on monday after OPEC talks fall through
V shaped recovery
That's the daily pattern, AC crashed on open, crabbed around, and shot up to close even
>after hours """buying"""
pathetic
i feel monday going to be green from trump pulling something out of his ass again to pump it.
>these fucking "get back to work for our FUTURE" boomers never ever liquidate their assets and spend the money to help it
Cryptojews, all of them
Sawtooth Solvency
That doesn't look like a Romano's...
I lost money today.
BAC is probably better in all honesty, but C is deeper in bolly violation. JPM is not in violation of the bolly protocol, and I've heard some frightening rumors about them lately :o
yea user good job and yes it's closed. See you on monday
God I hope to hear news over the weekend. I need to know wether to get rid of or buy more SCO.
I sold my spy and went all in on REM. Fuck it, I was getting IV crushed on my 5/15 240p, and they'll probably announce good news on Monday so all the oilfags are going to buy
I'm up heavy on USO and OXY
Cruise's are going to have to probably continue offering equity and debt. CCL had to issue bonds at 13% or something. They're getting fucked. If they make it through they will be shadows of their former selves. No idea about gambling, but it's a sin
my genuine hope is that you lose money as soon as possible so you can begin to get a bit jaded. overconfidence leads to poverty
-0.4% sucks I was green like 30 minutes ago
Im buying Meat stock SAFM
>pump of a lifetime
>5 Day -2.70%
Yeah bearchads, I'm thinking we're back
>OPEC talks fall through
Bullish
I am financially ruined despite not investing currently, having a normal income stream and enough savings for several years.
It's becoming more and more apparent that none of you guys actually know what you're talking about.
When markets tank right after opening then surge right before closing that just means bears are opening shorts early and closing them at the end of the session, in the end S&P was only down 1.5% today, the intraday swinging was nothing more than day traders making money and then leaving the market to secure their gains in cash. What you guys see as "fed pumps" and dumps are just day traders opening and closing intraday positions, long-term investors barely touched anything today hence the low volume yet again.
I'm finally starting to understand you guys are complete retards trying to do voodoo astrology shit to justify your positions after you take them, like gamblers.
bro I lost 8k in my first month of trading cause I walked in with a fat sack.
You be proud of fuck of your tiny gains.
Good for you to practice with small risk.
Wait until you can bat at least 65% of the time making good trades before you risk more.
nice user :)
You are thinking another big dump soon? Its kind of what i was thinking too. Ill save up my cash and buy in when it happens.