Red edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
Stocks are gay
KILL ALL WEEBS
OP IS A FAG
boeing surging
>*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*
ANNNNNDDDD
WE ARE BACK
THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 21000 EVER AGAIN IN OUR LIFETIMES
Just learn to code!
Rug pull when? I want my puts to print.
No, they're fucking not.
SHARES OF BOEING SURGE AMID user'S SISTER GETTING BBC
Best money I've made lately is just inching down SPY calls that are longer dated. Don't buy the 2 week shit. Buy stuff at least a month or two out, and near the money. In this downward crab its your best bet.
incoming massive green dildo
bend over, bears
Can confirm. Job security is pretty great.
Tell me what to short pls. I have a few grand to gamble and I've done pretty good so far from these threads on TSLA, SPY, and APT
how many cute girls are quarantined together right now making out?
what stocks does this effect?
short your mother
Based
I FUCKING LOVE BOOMERS HAHAHAHA
QQQ
There are millions of zoomers holding this that haven't come to terms with what's going on.
Fucking threads move to fast now. Increase the reply limit.
>Covid rips through Africa and poor countries
>Que massive illegal immigrant caravans
>Become literal disease trains
>Democrats berate Trump for not closing the country fast enough
>Trump locks up country, demands industry return to the US
>Full National Socialism engage
>Trump Bix and free healthcare for all
>Basically full authoritarian communism
>Bernie bros will "REEEEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T COMMUNISM!!" even though it is exactly communism as authoritarianism and nationalism is inseparable from actual real life communism.
>China becomes yolo don't give a fuck, we are going back to work mode
>Full role reversal. HK liberated by Chinese Capitalist Front by force
>Oil prices so low, ISIS funding drops because the Saudi's can't fund anymore pet allah ackbar projects
>California briefly revolts and is crushed, becoming "Long Texas"
>Manhattan Falls and becomes "The Forbidden Zone" massive walls erect around the sinking island, traitors and degenerates banished there, food drops monthly
>Cananda annexed, renamed North America
>America renamed First America
>South America retains name
>Trump declared "God King The United Americas"
>New ear of tenuous peace and prosperity between the UCA "United Continents of America" and JVC "Jumbo Vodka China".
Is this priced in?
Kys
AMD not having a good day.
That volatility crush though...
BBC INVESTORS PANIC AS DEMAND FOR BLACK COCK PLUMMETS, MARKET EXPERIENCES AFRICAN BVLL GLUT
I BROUGHT THE OIL ETF TOO EARLY REEEEEE
LOL
Delusional
Do I sell and try to buy in later. Or just hold at this point.
>Avolon cancels order for 75 737s
>BA green
Honk Honk
All of them naturally
Long term hold
What
Holy smokes!
>shittel becomes AMD 7 years ago
>AMD reigns supreme
F
I'm all in on TSX. I'm waiting for more cash to transfer to questrade.
Lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU JEROME I HOPE YOU GET CORONA'D
Jesus thats some fist of the north star shit. Kid's head probably exploded all over he bathroom that night.
>buy at 43.4 thinking it'll bounce back up
>goes down another point
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S 15 FUCKING SHARES JUST LOCKED AWAY FOR 2+ WEEKS AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>Canada annexed
please yes
Calls? You sure you don’t mean puts? I thought you buy calls when something is going up?
REMINDER: Buy GME puts.
Of course pal, everything is priced in, even things that cant even happen
unironically they are going to be some extremely horny women coming out of this lockdown. How to long Tinder Bumble?
Looks like a stock split? Not a big deal
Imagine not buying puts in time for this
Goddamn Repent guy is so fucking based. What a legend
Based
are his boyfeet priced in?
>VIX below 50
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hahaha, here we go!
do you want to lose some of your money, or all of it?
Fags deserve to be gassed
What am I looking at?
what are the best indicators to use to scalp? i just want to make like, $10-20 bets at a time and be in and out in 1-5 mins.
>4
wow, it's fucking nothing
AHHHH MY CAT IS COOFING
The true power of the alt-right.
THAT WAS THE BEST YOU GOT BULLKEKS? HAHAHHAHAA CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh no, it's a red day.
Godlike reactions. Based beyond belief.
Tranime faggot calling another tranime faggot gay
just think
all of this because one rice nigger decided to spice up his rice soup with a bat
>want to write options
>need a Level 4 account
>what are the best indicators to use to scalp?
Throwing a coin and hoping for the best
So satisfying
haha. fool. the last square on your image isn't the stock market crashing, it's the collapse of the global order and a restructuring of the global monetary system.
just think
all of this because some particles decided to come to existence out of nothing
This just accelerated what was already happening before we got here. Except it would have been years instead of over months. The deployment of INFINITE QE will do more lasting damage though
That's the wall behind him.
you can see how wet that woman gets
yer right tv is just being weird
Bro, stop. You need to buy s&p index funds and not look at them for 30 years.
not gonna lie I'm definitely gonna try bat soup after this whole shitshow is over
MY FAGGOT DOG KEEPS BARKING BECAUSE OF ALL THE RETARDED LAID OFF BOOMERS GOING ON MORNING WALKS
Stochastics and VWAP.
Its basically confirmed to be a bioweapon from wuhan lab now. Its from horseshoe bats which arent sold at the market but were used for testing in the lab.
What's the word on AMRS lately? Is this meme still fresh?
lmao you were gonna lose a lot of Money
Holy shit the CEO coping from this simp is huge
>muh unemployment levels are causing domestic violence, drug abuse, and suicides to rise!
>wagies, come back to work to avoid dying!!