god damn it someone answer me. someone posted about this trading strategy consisting of 60% TQQQ or UPRO and 40% of TMF creating a balanced portfolio. My question is, how will it perform during market recovery? Will the goverment % on bonds potentially fuck it up?
Jacob Anderson
Lost $8000 trading options like a moron last year. Loaded up again last week and put $1000 on SPY and NVDA puts on Friday at 3:45 expiring 3/27. What’s the chance Monday is red so I can make some money
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 7 rolls per day. If you have a family of 13, that's over 694 rolls a week. Over 2580 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Mason Morgan
Getting rid of my SPY puts that expire on the 27th, I think we're near the bottom.
Henry Russell
Ah shit. I forgot to buy that 20kg onahole. With the way they’re going to regulate oversees shipments after this, It’s hopeless now.
Gavin Wright
>half the US / EU economies shutting down >infection growth rates continuing to rise >record unemployment claims expected
What awaits us in the week ahead, boys?
Kevin Brooks
nothing. i'll probably start buying in april
Blake Gomez
so how much bullshit is going on to get more stimulus and fed money vs what is reality like?
How many hedge fund billionaires are going to cry on cnbc to get negative interest rates? I know some emotion is real but the amount of bullshit going on is incredible.
Charles Johnson
>7 rolls per day
So I'm not the only one with a mummy fetish?
Anthony Perez
>can only do DSPPs to bypass finra rules >down like 30-40% of initial total because they're a bitch to sell
Looks like I'm holding these things until they go back up or the companies go bankrupt.
Long or short on oil? You think it'll dump hard again?
Daniel Jones
long term oil is going back to 40 maybe even 50, however when the saudis/russians are going to fuck off I have no idea
Adrian Rodriguez
We’ve probably priced in a great deal of this, and hopes of a bailout have been dashed. People think they’re going to allow Lehman’s to fall before they kiss and makeup or something.
If Mnuchin pulls a Christmas miracle and gets shit shit to happen Monday... expect a mammoth shortsqueeze and much liquidation and forced buying.
Gold will get even cheaper as they have to short to raise money! And the brrrrrr faggots will say “my dollars are worthless now” not even realizing how much relative deflation occurred....
Worth buying a KO call to hedge against my shorts probably... maybe some BRKB before their value surges with the dollar deflation.
Colton Gray
To those saying let's just let the virus kill all boomers - you do realize that will make US a non-white and leftist country overnight?
Elijah Foster
I'm guessing it passes. Dems are going to use the coronavirus response quotes which Trump already made in February for the election.
Tyler Johnson
Some of todays market wisdom. Ignore at your own risk of loss. Honestly, I expect the S&P to try to stabilize around 2300; if it does, it could bounce up to 2650-2800. But if it breaks below 2300 decisively, there is no meaningful support until 2000-2100. Even then, the market might not hold there, given the dismal action in bank stocks. I would not look for a meaningful bottom to occur until the number of stocks making new lows shrinks, and more stocks begin to trade above their moving averages at various time periods. With 10-year Treasury yields bottoming and the Treasury yield curve steepening, bank stocks should have gotten a lift. Instead, monthly charts of the group’s benchmarks, such as the KBW Bank Index, have broken down from a nine-year trading range. That tells me we’re going to see big loan losses, which makes sense, given the devastation we have seen across the economy. During the secular bull markets of the 1950s, ’60s, ’80s, ’90s, and 2010s, market-cycle lows often developed around their 200-week MAs. For instance,the 1957-’62 market cycle—which also saw a near-30% decline in the S&P 500, or a 62% retracement of the prior bull market, and a drop below the index’s then-200-week MA. We have to respect the market’s recent break below its 200-week moving average, but the precedent for a recovery is there if you look at 1962 and other cycles. Keep in mind too that the biggest factors too will be based around credit lines to individual companies and the injection of liquidity. Monday is going to be red and even with this pandemic we won't see sub 800. But Complete zero? unlikely. 800 is the absolute worst case scenario based on ALL analysis.
Adam Phillips
USA barely did shit to contain it behavior-wise or mask wise. Even with our terrible response it's at 300 dead right now.
The figures of a million dying from this are very speculative imo, and extremely unlikely.
>The governor’s action allows retired nurses to reactivate their licenses. He ordered the state to allow temporary permit extensions to graduate nurses and graduate vocational nurses who have not yet taken a licensing exam. The state will also allow students in their final year of nursing school to exceed the current limit on simulated experiences to meet their clinical objectives.
>“In the coming weeks and months, Texas will continue to see a growing need for medical professionals to help us respond to these unique and challenging times,” Abbott said in the release. “With these actions, Texas is taking an important step to meet that need."
William Carter
i might actually get into stocks once things stabilize in a few months. what index has all the big military contractors on it
Christopher Perez
>it could bounce up to 2650-2800 It won't bullcuck, stop deluding yourself. Not even going to bother rest of your copypasta because you have to legitimately braindamaged to think we're at the floor.
Luis Anderson
So bullshit aside I'm currently set up with a few strategies for monday. Sunday night will be when I refine my monday strategy a little bit more based on how futures will move. But I'm placing myself for a few more puts.It's entirely possible that they will skyrocket during the morning trading as it's been a major search term from friday afternoon to saturday morning. I'm expecting that as a result SPY puts will moon during the morning trading and then trail off as the lunch hours cause trading to tail off before a selloff happens. Once the afternoon bids are placed by 1pm we will likely see a circuit breaker. Going into tuesday we might get a rally to 220 from 215. At which point I would begin exiting my positions as this is a good indication of a bear trap. Then go full autist as the slump picks back up. The real question will be the passage of the house and senate bill. That will give a little potential relief to the markets but if they wait until Friday to pass it then it will vanish in the wave of fear from the unemployment report from thursday. Coming up on the 23rd though the result of the earnings reports, the news over the weekend, the russian saudi oil war and performance of asian and euro markets may very well cause a 3000 point drop in the DOW. So While that may be my most profitable day ever, I think the entire week is reasonably in play.
Austin Rogers
I think Apple's cash on hand is undervalued. They've got $260B or so. They could go on a buying spree, or sit on the appreciating cash, either way they're in a great position. At $220 for the stock you might as well be getting the entire consumer business for free.
Justin Williams
This is such a bad idea though. Why would you want to put old retired healthcare workers on the front line, unless they somehow separated them out to non-coronavirus areas.
It makes more sense to move young healthcare workers to the hardest hit areas at the time.
Charles Rivera
like maybe set them up to do tele-health work instead of front lines?
Brody Campbell
That's not my analysis. That's a firm reasonable action that could happen based on a few factors. But that's not something you really need to understand I guess. It'd help you out a bit to understand what the analysis is saying.
Benjamin Ward
So this............ is the power............. of a indices trader............. whoa....................
Cooper Long
.....do you not do any kind of research before putting your money in?
Levi Fisher
TRUMP DID NOT CUT FUNDING FOR THE CDC HE DID NOT CALL THE CHINESE VIRUS A HOAX HE DID NOT SILENCE SCIENTISTS.
DON'T LET SHILLS WARP THESE THREADS
KAG
Michael Roberts
Lol 2300, just you wait until shit REALLY hits the fan and all major centers are on complete lockdowns and mass unemployment takes hold
Elijah Kelly
From what I can gather the rest of the article goes on to say: >The order comes two days after Gov. Abbott issued a series of executive orders to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 in Texas. In a virtual town hall broadcast Thursday on Nexstar Media Group stations across Texas, the Governor warned that “tens of thousands” of Texans could test positive for COVID-19 in the next two weeks. So while I wouldn't doubt that they'd use some sort of telephone line for the retired nurses, I would assume they're using the younger nurses fresh out of school in hospitals.
David Walker
Nigger stop acting like market acts reasonable and predictable. If it did, we wouldn't have crashes.
Matthew Watson
honestly so far i have seen nothing but benefit
Ryder Brooks
I was skeptical, but the all caps must make it true.
S&P is going to lag behind actual events, DOW is going to be first index affected. Once DOW eats shit, you can be sure S&P will follow in just a moment. Watch S&P in a month or three when unemployment numbers start rolling in and people run out of money to spend.
Jose Murphy
......You know what? You go ahead and put all your money in. I'll happily take it. There are predictable movements if you actually understand what the fuck is going on. You can make trades based entirely on news and press conferences as well as jobs reports, financials, and moodys ratings
Leo Price
don't respond to that guy. he's either in the cult of trump or trolling our balls off.
Grayson Garcia
I assume he wandered over from Yas Forums In fact, I'd say a fair few have.
Angel Anderson
Already did, bullcuck. You'll be seething when we go down another 1k on monday.
>We have already been training for this moment, because skills don’t develop overnight. Without #5Demands, this will be all of us [credit to @indeclineofficial on instagram] Looting at the Whole Foods. Also, when they're talking about "#5Demands" it looks like they're referring to pic related.
