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So how many cases are there REALLY in the US? The US is about to hit 20,000+ CONFIRMED cases, but I guess without a fair amount of tests that could bring the number to maybe 40,000?

Do you mean people who would test positive if you tested them now, or people carrying the virus?

First: probably 100K. Second: probably 1M+.

Trump says you don't need to be tested, there is no point to testing people.

Imagine paying hundreds of thousands for your money to be "managed" for years, just to get removed within a month

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What is going on here

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easily more than that, my father works at a significant hospital in a town of 150k, serving easily a few million patients in the area, and he says they won't get any materials to test anyone for at least a week since they are shipped from Italy, of all places

>maybe 40,000
ahahaha
nigga if it's less than 400,000 I'd be shocked
>New York doctors can't even get tested after exposure if they don't show symptoms (and we know it spreads asymptomaticaly)
>generally only testing people who are severely sick -> we know only ~20% get hospitalized -> even if all hospitalized cases were tested the minimum is 5×
>anecdotes from many hospitals where patients can't get tested despite showing all symptoms

Threadly reminder. Know your place, bears.

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Someone getting fired

Fiestas.

fuck redditor "FIRE" niggers lmao how BTFO are they right now?

Don't Test Don't Tell

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uhhh bullbros???

Reminder that they went through with LA marathon two weeks ago with 20k runners from all over the world and tens of thousands spectators.

this is bullish actually

are y'all ready for the news this weekend?

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The hell are they supposed to do if there aren't enough tests?
They're supposed to assume anyone who has the symptoms has the virus. And the most severe but likely to be saved get prioritized.
What else should they do?

W-What news?

Time for sleepy

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either you have inside information or you're LARPing and since you're a tripfaggot we know you're LARPing

it would be trivial to prove you're not just making shit up, tell us and see if it comes true.

the US is estimated to lag behind italy by 11 days. shit is about to pop off

I panic-sold my stocks last week. Waiting for the S&P 500 to dip to 1500 to buy back in

I wonder if this is the week that it is wise to HODL Short 3x's

To quite honest a factor in this affair is the amount of cases that are being reported, this might actually be good for stocks.

The fact that normies are finally catching on (hint: I'm talking about you) means hodling 3x inverse etfs is about to be a bad idea.

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we are living in our grandchildren's history books, lads. if we survive this we will end up the new silent generation

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Sauce?

It's a Jew mind trick

Coral Sharon, slim and stacked Israeli Page 8 Tits In Tops Forum

>One of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's staff test's positive for Coronavirus
UH OH

these motherfuckers are doing $1T per day now

I bought $258 3/30 calls on Wednesday. I'm now down 75%. Its over for me isnt it? On the plus side I bought 4/06 $220 puts at the very top and I'm now up 100%. Couldnt sell though because I have less than $25,000 and wasted all of my day trades without knowing about pdt. Even though I'm going to lose money on monday I cant wait for 6:30am. Quite literally the only reason why I'm living

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>this is the bottom because normies are catching on
that logic works better when the market decline isn't driven by two external factors that keep getting worse

repos*

> Return to normal posters beginning to appear
It's going to be the reddest week we've had yet.

No fucks given

>are y'all ready for the news this weekend?
Hell no. The next two or three weeks are going to suck, because we didn't take this seriously two weeks ago.

>On the plus side I bought 4/06 $220 puts at the very top

Hold on to them. They'll easily offset the losses on your other play.

LMAO WHY?

Exponential growth + Americans = Worse than Italy.

What do you think happens to 3x inverse etfs when they turn on the printing presses and stocks go sky high vs USD?

They're scared, Gregory is going full NWO conspiracies on us

>The bottom is near guise the normies are catching on BUY BUY BUY
What good news is there? The stimulus maybe, but that isn't going to pass right out the bat on Sunday. Then next Thursday the unemployment numbers are going to be officially published. SA/Russia STILL ARENT MAKING UP. Rona is starting to grow exponentially in the states.

Im ready fren.

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Reported numbers won't stop people who have had their parents or grandparents drop dead from Winnie the Flu from reacting, user.

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Why does he always look so smug?

How do I get past the paywall?

Our zoomers will be Japan's lost generation.

NO SIESTAS IN THE FIESTAS

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Any rough prediction for a disney bottom?

Pretty sure i fucked up by buying some at 88 dollars today, might just say fuck it and sell it on monday.

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I'm on mobile

The USD is at an all-time high, this is a deflationary crisis.

Based Saudis, only civilized people in the middle east

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Firefox Mobile + Ublock works I think, otherwise Brave Browser, otherwise I have no idea fren

If it gets to that point then we have much more to worry about, remember any interaction you've had with someone who works to sustain any part of our infrastructure and what their age is. For me it's 50-60-something truck drivers and engineers, managers.

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Got it. Just open it in incognito mode

I got it. Just use incognito mode

I was about to refute you but I legitimately cant think of anything else. Israel sucks.

>my father works at a significant hospital in a town of 150k
>serving easily a few million patients in the area
nigguh what?

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Nevermind. That didn't work

Much more to worry about than our dollars? In a depression? In a deflationary crisis?

Are yoga pants recession proof? LULU has been mooning...

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WE HAVE TEN DAYS until overwhelming reports of US hospitals collapsing start coming out- are UVXY $130 April calls FREE MONEY?!?!?

>town has 150k inhabitants
>surrounded by a large rural area between 2 states that probably has a million or so inhabitants

thots at home buying clothes

Thoughts on the upcoming OPEC meeting next week? Oil have a hope, or another nail in the coffin of this market?
We can rally off good news and get the final dead cat bounce before hte plunge

Ruhroh bearbros, Monday may not be so bloody

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Wars, civil and otherwise have been fought for such reasons. It's completely hypothetical at this point across every point of speculation but the US being a economic wreck at this point is the building block for internal strife.
It's too soon to tell but if it gets worse anything is possible, friend.

I am considering buying as well.

Friendly reminder that economy doesn't exist if people cant consume. If you aren't bearish AF you've got to be either retarded or monkey fingers in ears delusional

I held onto my puts so I'm ready for the next Black Monday. Hoping to make at least $500 and dump it into more oil stocks.

Just be patient.

Working at a finance company sucks because we are basically disallowed from 'investing' in stocks

There's no predictions, there's only "if". IF we break 78 we will head to a new range and that range is roughly 60-64, after that then roughly 46-50. It's all about buying at strong areas in hope of them holding

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>print 10 trillion dollars without hesitation
>1 trillion now needs some sort of deal and dumb politics shit
???

You can't invest at all? Can you have a third-party manager funds for you?


Also, give me some buy ideas.

Big question mark. OPEC is only part of the story. The oil price started because non-OPEC Russia broke alliance with OPEC Saudi Arabia. OPEC wanted to cut and agreed internally to do so. Then Russia said nyet. Then Saudis retaliated by dropping the price as hard as possible. Russia is unlikely to agree to anything just yet. OPEC can cut if they want but Russia and Iraq are going to continue to crank out barrels and put them in storage for future.

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Bailing out the American people won't suddenly put people back to work for their corporate overlords. We're still going to have a huge unemployment problem and a ton of businesses going under during this oncoming recession

Uh thats the economy sweetie, supporting these megacorps is basically giving welfare to everyone.

Everything I do or get a third part to do is automatically send my manager and my manager's manager.

That being said, don't be a bull.

so I won't get shit because I make over 100k? how is that fair, I already pay for the lower bracket welfare

What finance company

I imagine indirectly telling a family member what to do wouldn't work out either would it

Updated graph. What do you guys think? Is it gonna sink even lower?

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